My Woodland (Re)Treat
Most of my stories will be about things which have actually happened, but like any good, honest pervert, I have my fantasies. Some of them are fairly standard, and have, over the years, come true - gangbangs, bukkake, naked in public and so on (I'll write about them at the proper time). Others are just plain freaky.
This one was a dream, and as with all dreams, it started with a very ordinary situation.
I was on holiday with my boyfriend at the time. We had spent the evening in the local pub, chatting with holidaymakers and locals, but not making any real connections. By that, I mean we had not met anyone to invite back to our bed.
I suppose that might be a little surprising, as I've never had a problem finding company, but sometimes it simply doesn't happen. I have few hang-ups about sex and have always been happy to fuck soon after meeting someone (or several someones) - however, it has to feel 'right,' and if it doesn't, forget it.
That doesn't mean I'm shallow enough to go on looks alone - I've turned down people who are very attractive, and gone with others who many would reject after a glance - there has to be a 'connection.' I'm not sure how that works, but I think everyone has it. Maybe it's eye-contact, or conversation; maybe it's some deeper sixth sense. Whatever, if it's not there, it won't happen.
So, on this particular night, we got home alone. He was drunk, which is never attractive (I don't drink much - never have), and despite his fumbling attempts to seduce me, I really wasn't interested. Looking back, it was a relationship that was in its death throes anyway.
I had long since learned that being drunk and sex simply don't mix - "it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance," as Shakespeare put it. He was right - as he was about so many things (you see - I'm not just a pretty face).
It was, perhaps, the first time I had turned down this particular young stud, and he stomped off, sulking, before returning, sitting as far from me as possible and turning on the TV. Honestly - men! Why can some of them not understand that saying 'no' isn't a deep personal insult, and doesn't mean a woman hates them, it just means that we don't 'feel' it. Could be the time, the place, the circumstances, the mood - anything - but a smile and understanding is so much better than behaving like a child whose favourite toy has been taken away.
I took myself to bed alone, irritated, but unsurprised at his behaviour, and lay in bed, reading. It was a book I'd read before - 'The Day of the Triffids' - John Wyndham's dystopian classic - and I was thoroughly enjoying re-reading it.
I was, in fact, feeling quite horny (not because of the book), and considered playing with myself for a while before settling down to sleep. There was a small 'bullet' vibrator in my bag, which was quite powerful, and very capable of getting me off quickly, but the thought of going back into the living room and waking the incredible sulk who was in there deterred me.
I considered my fingers, and even glanced around for any suitable objects. My eye paused at the electric toothbrush - but no. It wouldn't have been the first time, as I had been very experimental with household objects in my youth - but not now.
In truth, I was tired after a long day walking, and knew I should sleep. Ten more minutes reading, and settle down, I decided - there would probably be an argument in the morning, and I wanted to be refreshed to deal with it - and at least keep the relationship limping on until the end of the holiday.
I must have fallen asleep, because the next thing I knew, bright sunlight streamed through the window of the holiday cottage, which is always a pleasant surprise in Wales - doubly so after two rather damp days. I got out of bed, embracing the warmth on my naked body, and approached the patio doors which led to the garden.
I flung the curtains wide, not caring if someone saw me (secretly hoping they would, if I'm honest), and looked across the small, well-tended lawn and footpath leading to a gate. This opened on to a woodland path, through towering trees, arching over yellow and blue wildflowers.
The grass was glistening with dew, and silvery webs criss-crossed every section. Beyond this, a low mist was in place, hiding perhaps the bottom six inches of the ancient trees. It was the sort of scene I imagined in 'The Lord of the Rings' - a cottage in a clearing, with woods hiding wonderful secrets.
As if from nowhere, a rabbit appeared, hopping across the garden, nibbling grass before darting under the gate into the wood.
I glanced up as a shadow crossed the lawn - a single cloud drifting across the sun. It brought me back to reality. There was a cloud on my horizon too - the sleeping tantrum on the sofa - and I really did not want to deal with it just yet.
I reached a decision quickly. Before confronting harsh facts, I would enjoy this beautiful morning a little more. I wandered to the drawer, looking for comfy underwear. I was disappointed. I must have worn all my comfies earlier in the week, and all I had were my tanga knickers, which were better than a thong at least, and a translucent bra which offered little support, but was great for flashing my boobs in a low-cut top.
Whatever - not the best, but good enough.
I looked for a top, finding my baggy vest top, which was low-cut to start with, but gaped massively if I had to bend forward. Then I slipped on my tight, ripped denim shorts, cut so high that you could see the lower part of my bum cheeks.
I wouldn't usually choose these things for a casual walk - they were more appropriate for attracting every perv within five miles - but I didn't care. I was hardly likely to see anyone (which defeated the object of this outfit).
With sandals on my feet, I opened the patio doors and stepped out.
It was chilly, and my nipples instantly stood to attention, blatant points through my thin bra and top. My exposed skin tingled, and I considered putting on something a little warmer. I knew, however, that this was just an early morning coolness, and the day would soon warm up.