Ch. 02
The weird just gets weirder...
Author's note:
This is Part 2 of a 3-part story arc, and a light look at alien botanicals rather than the usual Nonhuman Vamps, Weres and mythical creatures. It is a continuation of Part 1, which you should read first or most of this won't make sense. It isn't intended to make the "Reality Check" some readers find crucial. Rather, it is an exercise in Willing Suspension of Disbelief. In the interests of Full Disclosure, this one is partly Erotic Couplings as well as Nonhuman. Please vote -- it is like applause. It lets me know how I'm doing, pleasing you, the reader.
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Sonja woke to the sound of her cell phone and the terror of the night. She flailed around before she realized she wasn't bound to the bed and she really had to pee. In desperation, she bailed out of bed, ran to get her purse and lugged it to the bathroom where she would have made a racehorse envious as she dug through her purse, looking for the phone. She was hoping it was Ken and that he wouldn't hang up and that he'd be available.
She found it, and it was him. She answered it with a breathless "Hi!"
There was a pause on the other end before Ken asked, "are you on the toilet?"
Sonja felt the flush of embarrassment as she admitted that yes, the echoing sound of water splashing was, indeed, her. "You got a problem with that?" she asked confrontationally.
"Me? Nope... no way. I just figured if you had to pee that bad, you would have let me go to voice mail," he told her. "You want to call me back?"
"NO!" she virtually shouted in his ear. "I mean, no..." she amended more softly. "I need you. I mean, I need to talk to you. Some really weird shit is happening. You didn't, by any chance, spike dinner with hallucinogenics, did you?"
"I didn't
what?
" It did seem like a reasonable response.
"Never mind," Sonja decided. "I need to talk to you. Where are you?"
"We just landed at Andrews," he told her. "I'll be home in about two hours. I told you I'd call as soon as I got back. So -- what's the weirdness?"
"I need to tell you in person and I need you to not laugh at me," she told him and his tone when he answered told her he'd gotten the message.
"Okay, not a problem," he told her. "I won't laugh. Just tell me, though. Is it life threatening?"
"I don't know," she told him truthfully. "I don't think so. And FYI -- this could get into some Classified areas."
"Understood," he told her reassuringly. "I'll be there soon. Leave the light on for me."
"What?" she retorted, realizing the sun was streaming in. "Daylight isn't bright enough for you?"
Ken laughed. "Okay, girl... take it easy. I'll see you soon."
"Yeah, you take care," Sonja told him. "Bye."
"Bye, Sonja," he told her and the line dropped.
Sonja finished up in the bathroom, realizing her pussy was really sore, and decided to sneak her way back into her bedroom to try to figure out what happened. But there was nothing strange. Everything was right where it was supposed to be. The four plants from the lab were where she had put them and were all close the same size as when she left them. There weren't any marks on the furniture or anything else to indicate the plants had transmogrified. And all the other plants and decorations were right where she'd left them.
Half-convinced she was going crazy, Sonja started a pot of coffee and grabbed a shower. She noted that it wasn't her imagination that her pussy was tender, but it was also irritated, or more like excited. She realized that rubbing herself made it feel better and ended up masturbating to another orgasm in the shower before throwing on jeans and a T-shirt and sitting down with a cup of coffee to wait for Ken.
Then, as she sat squirming in anticipation, she decided that jeans wasn't what she wanted to be wearing and dashed back to the bedroom to change into a button-up-the-front sundress with nothing under it. She was on her third cup of coffee when there was a knock at her door.
Eagerly, she went to the door to let Ken in, but it turned out to be the FedEx man with a package. She wasn't expecting it but she took it and went back to waiting. She was musing on the fact that she didn't recognize the return address and was about to open the package when there was another knock, and this time it was Ken, backpack still over his shoulder. He hadn't even gone home, yet.
Sonja jumped him.
She wrapped her arms around him and pulled him into a deep, pull-out-the-stops kiss, all wet and sloppy and tongue, and a bit of groin groping on the side.
"Wow!" was Ken's response when she finally let him up for air. "What was that for? Never mind... I'll take it!"
Sonja literally dragged him into her apartment. She turned to face him as he pushed the door shut behind them.
"Ken, do I look crazy to you?" she demanded. He raised his eyebrows skeptically before answering.
"Are you sure you want to ask that question, right now?" he asked in return, and Sonja suddenly realized that she probably did look a little crazy.
"Well, I'm not!" she told him defensively, then forced herself to calm down -- except for the pulsing in her pussy that wanted his attention -- all of it -- down there. "Would you like some coffee?"
"Sure," he nodded, walking over to the dining table, dropping his pack and sitting down.
"I'll bet you take it black," she told him as she poured him a cup.
"Got it in one," he affirmed, then waited until she delivered it and had settled down at the table.
"So why do you think you're crazy?" he asked, once she was settled.
"Ken, this has got to be between us, okay?" she asked in return. "I could lose my job if they thought I was losing my mind. I'm not even sure that what happened, happened. But if it was a dream, it was a doozy. I just don't know any way to prove or disprove it. Everything's back to normal this morning."
"Okay, whatever you tell me stays between us," Ken agreed. "Including anything Classified. I've got a Top Secret clearance and if it needs higher than that, you're way above my pay grade. I'll take what you tell me seriously and I won't laugh -- unless you do. Could I ask, though, just what the 'everything' is that is now back to normal?"
Sonja sighed. She was going to have to level with him and hope like hell he meant what he just said. She took a deep breath and started in.