The Cats Meow Pt 03

The Cat's Meow, part 3

"I'm just going to actually do it."

"Yeah yeah.

Like, literally.

You told me four times now. When are you going to

actually

do it?" Gosh, the boy is stalling. It's getting old. "Just start up some porn, take your dick out and... do what you normally do." Mimi tries really hard to keep from sounding teasing. She is actually convinced that he isn't embarrassed about the jerking off so much. I mean, he did come in front of her. Twice! No, instead it's the porn that bothers him. If she had to guess, should he finally get over himself and start up some porn, he will pick one from the handsome couple. Nothing wrong with that. These people are totally into it and all, but it's also the most normal porn she ever sees him watch. Like, least embarrassing. It's like a test. If Alex can get over himself and pick embarrassing porn to watch, that means he trusts her. Mimi needs to find a way to make this happen.

Alex is behind his laptop, looking out over the city, where evening and rain falls. Why he doesn't sit on his couch or bed when surfing porn, Mimi doesn't know. It looks like it's his job this way. Given how much time goes into it, it might as well be. Mimi lies on the bed. She can see Alex and his laptop screen from her position. Alex knows that. Thing is, the house is so small that finding a spot where you can't watch Alex watching porn is kinda hard. And Mimi is not going to be spending hours a day locked in the bathroom. If he's thinking that he can go fuck himself, no pun intended. She has, in an attempt to find a compromise, positioned herself so she isn't facing Alex directly. She can still watch him without being too obvious about it. And pretend to nap. Cats nap all the time, so that's not weird. Despite appearances however, Mimi is laser focused... what an odd expression to just pop into her head. When Mimi became a human, certain things just... appeared in her head. All of this knowledge and all these skills magically became accessible to her. Like walking upright. And speech. She still surprises herself sometimes with her vocabulary. Laser focused. Would it be a cat term? Like 'I am so focused right now, like a cat when she sees a laser light'?

Anyway. Almost all of Mimi's attention is trained on Alex, and the rest is trained on making sure Alex doesn't

notice

that.

"You're not going to..."

"Nope, not making any comments."

"And also not..."

"Nope, also not going to say the porn you watch is gross, or that your cock is gross, or your cum is gross. I will also, as I promised you three times now, say nothing about sticky keyboards."

"And you will, em, not, em..."

"Me and my raspy sandpaper tongue will stay here and do nothing to make you feel uncomfortable, including sneaking up on you. Other people have cats, they jerk off with them in the room, you can do the same." Mimi meows and scratches herself behind her ear, to get the point across.

Humans make a lot of noise just swallowing. Alex swallows loudly, and finally, fucking finally opens a browser window. Mimi's heart rate shoots up. Stupid human body.

Oh, not the handsome couple. Even tamer, a solo video. Sexy dancing?! Jeez, this is like, beginner level naughtiness. She isn't even fully naked. Ooh. That is a nice thong though. If there were a hole in the triangle of fabric right above her butt crack, it could accommodate a tail. That would look pretty hot on herself. Alex undoes his belt buckle and opens his zipper. Mimi is still a bit unsure if Alex will really go through with it. The best she can do to make sure he does is just lie perfectly still and not make noise. But it's just so hard! She can feel every fibre in her body tell her to do something about the fact that she isn't bothering him. Bother him! Bother him! Jump on his desk, sleep on his keyboard! Knock over a vase of flowers! Bring him a dead bird! It's maddening.

The girl on screen is not an overly fluid dancer, but she is

hawt.

Alex seems to think so at least. He is definitely going through with it. His breathing is speeding up, he is stroking the base of his cock. Which looks really hard. Not the stroking. The stroking looks easy. Alex has lot of practice in. No, the cock. That is what's looking hard. He is not full on jacking off yet, but getting there. He normally likes to stroke his own chest and nipples some, in the build-up phase, so to speak. But not now. Is that also embarrassing to him? Come on.

Finally, Mimi can't contain herself any longer. She gets off the bed and tiptoes, on all fours, to Alex's chair. Human bodies have the wrong size limbs for walking on four paws. Instead of your torso being horizontal, like when you're a cat, your butt is way higher up. It makes Mimi feel... like she's waiting to be... ugh. Her cheeks burn and just the rubbing of her thighs makes her shiver. Please don't let Alex notice. She sits next to him on her haunches and pushes her head against his leg. Immediately Alex stops touching his cock. Oh no. Mimi, why couldn't you just stay on the bed!

"Mimi, really?"

"Sorry..." OK, what now? She has no follow up. "Em. I have... an itch?"

Alex snorts.

"Just behind my ears? Can you scratch it?"

"Yeah right. You just happen to have an itch and you want me to scratch you behind the ears. Sounds an awful lot like you're trying to make me stop jerking off." He sounds... what is the ship name for annoyed and amused? He strokes her softly on her head.

"Nono! Really not! I want you to jerk off, jerk off is good! Jerk off means you're comfortable with me around and I don't have to leave. Please just..."

"OK!" Alex interrupts her, and moves his hand from her head back to his dick. Mimi makes a mewly noise. She just can't help herself, her head automatically follows his hand, blocking him from touching his cock. Literal cockblocking.

"Aha. See?"

Mimi groans. "OK, I see. Maybe... if you stroke me with your other hand, and yourself with your,

this

hand? Then I wouldn't be so..."

"Jealous?"

Oh the smug prick. "Watch it, mister. I'm a cat. We don't... oh wait we do."

He sighs. "OK, we can give it a try? But maybe not here?"

"No, silly!" They are on the bed. "You go on the other side, and you can use your...

normal

hand..."

Alex sniggers. Mimi swears she will eat his canary one day. If he had one. "Do you mean my

right

hand?"

"Oh my lice." Mimi jumps over his legs and shoves him to the other side of the bed. She flops down beside him, now having switched places. "Like this dumbass. And now you can use one hand to stroke your peepee..."

"That counts as a comment on my dick."

"...and the other to pet my needy ears. And also here..." She points out her jaw.

"Mimi... you want this to work, and be natural to me, right?"

"Em..." this is going in the wrong direction.

"If you keep bossing me around while I jack off, we're going in the wrong direction."

"Like, towards leather boots and one of those red balls that go in your mouth with a leather strap and all?"

"No, I mean..." He starts petting her with his

normal

hand, while his

other

hand creeps towards his, still hard, cock again. Why is he doing this the wrong way around? "...just chill out and let me do my thing?"

"Em... OK, but just one thing... What is this one called?"

"Haha... you understand I'm just teasing you right? This one is the left hand, this one is the right hand."

Mimi nods. She takes his, ah, right hand and pushes it unceremoniously into his crotch, and the, ah, left hand and puts it on her head. "Left hand, right hand!"

"OK Mimi, left hand, right hand. You got it..."

Mimi adjusts the laptop on Alex's lap. He restarts the porn. The girl is still hot, but somehow this video doesn't fit anymore. Alex seems to feel the same way. He hovers with his fingers over the search bar and types something. Oh yes, the handsome couple, predictably. Great, but...

"Do you do requests?"

Alex shakes his head and sighs. Mimi flicks her eyes to his dick. Pfew! Still hard. "Mimi, you're breaking all these promises you made, but... sure."

She leans in close and whispers in his ear. He shivers involuntarily. And his dick twitches. Ah, whispering in his ear works for him. Good information to file for future use.

"Really? You find that...hot?"

She nods.

"But she's like, really being, you know..."

Oh man. Do other people even understand how great it is to be petted? Mimi purrs, luxuriating in Alex's stroking with his left hand behind her ears. His right hand is on his dick, also stroking. A slow stroke, where he pulls the foreskin back all the way on every downstroke. His cockhead is red and Mimi swears she can see it throbbing. She looks back at the screen. The woman must feel so... helpless. With her big butt sticking up in the air and the man behind her just doing whatever he feels like, with no consideration for what she wants... he can't even see her face. Just a big, fuckable butt. Oh fuck, Mimi has that itching feeling in her pussy again.

"She's not

really

stuck you know."

"But it's hot to think she is, right?" Mimi's voice is low and even more raspy than usual.

"Yeah... it is, but I just thought you needed to know she is OK with it. She consents."

His voice is also low and raspy. His breathing is becoming ragged, he must be close. His petting becomes irregular too. Mimi directs his petting hand down from her ears to her neck. "Yeah, oh right there... you're doing so well human." She looks up at his panting face. "So you like it better to know she is OK with it? Does that make it sexier to you?" She pushes his petting hand a little lower, so it's around her collar bone now.

"Yeah... not just OK with it. Into it. I don't like the pro stuff. I like it when she is all hot and wants it really bad."

"Oh..." Mimi moves Alex's petting hand a little lower still. "I consent to you stroking my titties."

"You do huh?"

"Yeah, in fact, I'm into it..."

Mimi sneaks a glance at his face. He is focused, laser focused, on his own hand that glides over and cups Mimi's boob. A little jolt goes through her when he touches her nipple. Alex's

right

hand, good to finally know which is which, strokes his dick faster and faster.

"Your tits are so great." He says huskily. "I'm so close."

"Should I tell you to come or is that too bossy?"

"No, I like it!" Alex hastes himself to say.

Soooo... a little bossing around is OK then. Mimi is so into this. She megadope consents.

"Alex." Mimi goes for a stern voice. But still hoarse, that comes naturally. "Think about my tits. They're so big. You can feel them all up if you want to."

Alex groans.

"Think about coming all over them. Think about fucking that helpless woman on the screen between her big butt cheeks and then pulling out at the last moment and pointing your dick at my big jiggly boobs."

Alex nods. "Yes, thinking about it".

"And jerking yourself over the edge. Are you ready to come Alex?"

"Yes!" he squeals.

"Think about coming all over my jugs. Come on big boy. Shoot your load!" Oh yes here he goes. His left hand, the one that grabs her boob, goes rigid and just happens to pinch Mimi's nipple, hard. With an airy moan he comes. Big ropes of sperm splash on his shirt. The amount is insane. Mimi squirms and rubs her legs together. This is something she could watch ten times a day for the rest of her life.

"Oh yes, oh fuck yes..." Alex rides out his orgasm. He keeps tugging on his cock while he does. Mimi wonders what it feels like.

After a while he seems to have recovered a bit, because he resumes his petting. On the boobs, of course. Perv.

"Oh, shit. I got some on the sheets. Oh, and in my eyebrow..."

Mimi pulls a guilty face. "Em..." she points at a big wet stain right between her legs. "I don't think your cum is the worst thing on your sheets..."

"It must be because you're in heat. Do... Oh, was that an insensitive thing to say?"

"I don't know. I've never talked to anyone about that kind of stuff. But nope, I don't have heat cycles, this stupid human body is just like this all the time." She looks a bit worried. "My cat body never did that."

Alex scratches the back of his head. Oh, fuck. Now there is sperm in his hair too. "I gave it some thought. Maybe, as a cat, you were splayed? And I searched the signs of your cat being in heat, and em... you display almost all of them. Including, em, spraying. But minus trying to escape, I guess."

"Okay... when do you even search stuff without me seeing it?"

"Yeah, we need to have a discussion about privacy... but I did that when you were on the toilet. Sad, really."

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Alex is in heaven. Theoretically. Mimi is on all fours right in front of him, looking back over her shoulder and giving him a sexy slash nervous look. Her what she calls

human

body has actual knees, which means he can see the underside of her... hind paws. How often do you see under a cat's paws, really? They are, and this surprises Alex, not hairy underneath, but a soft, pink and leathery texture. He tickles them.

"Mwow..." Mimi giggles. She seems to like it. "You like my sexy little paws, Alex?"

"Yeah, they're hot." From her toes up, everything is hairy. Soft, strokeable, sexy cat fur. From her long lower legs with her toned calves, up to those insanely fuckable looking thighs, further up to her round little buttocks, where her long tail lazily waves around, framing her perfect, juicy cat pussy and her tiny butthole. Mimi's back is arched so far down that her big tits are pushed firmly into his mattress, and spill over her sides. If Alex could have this view and stroke his throbbing cock until he could come and shoot fat ropes of cum all over that ass for the rest of his life he would die a happy man. And not ask for more.

Except that Mimi does want Alex to ask for more. She wants him to, em... which Alex totally wants. Totally. I mean, he watches porn with sex like that

a lot.

It's hot.

If the people on screen are really into it, he can almost come without even touching his cock.

"OK, I'm ready. Totally ready for it." Mimi clears her throat, which is a sound that really doesn't work for cats. "Stick it in my ass!"

Right. That kind of sex.

"Um, yeah. I'm just working up to it. Making sure you're really ready. I just put the lube on my dick." Alex strokes her thighs a bit more. She shivers all over. Damn she likes having her thighs stroked. Maybe even more than her butt. Alex sits up on his knees and lines his cock up with her asshole. It... doesn't look like a human asshole. Smaller, for one thing. He tentatively touches it with the tip of his cock. The shivering stops, as well as the purring.

"Are you nervous?"

She hmpfs. "No, of course not."

"Do you maybe want to start with just a finger?"

"Ugh, don't be weird about it! Those girls in your videos can take a dick without starting with a finger, so can I."

Alex swallows and pushes his cock against her butthole with a bit more force. The butthole is not opening up. Mimi's body tenses up. He tries to rhythmically stimulate it with his cock, to maybe get her to... get into it? But however he tries, her butthole just doesn't seem welcoming, and neither does Mimi. Alex backs off and starts stroking Mimi again. On her back, which causes it to curl wonderfully, and on her butt cheeks, which elicits the most wonderful sounds from his cat.

"Hey, Mimi?" Alex takes his hands off her. The wonderful sounds and the delighted writhing cease immediately.

"Don't stop! What?"

Alex resumes his petting. "Do you know what an erogenous zone is?"

"Em, what? No? By the way, do the..." she reaches back and pulls one of his hands to her belly, where Alex has discovered two hidden extra nipples just yesterday.

"It's a spot on your body where you specifically like to be touched. Like, that gets you sexually aroused."

"Oh, haha, in that case I am like, one big erogenous zone, because I like you to pet me all over!" Mimi sniggers.

"Yeah, no, absolutely. One big erogenous zone..." Alex moves his hands from her belly, around her thighs, up her tushy. All this makes her squirm with excitement. But then he finishes with his fingers at her butthole. Mimi tenses up again. "...except for this one spot right here...it just, you know what I mean?"

Mimi looks over her shoulder and shakes her head helplessly. "No?"

"Mimi, your asshole really doesn't look like it wants a penis in there."

Mimi hisses. "Oh come on! My tongue is sandpaper and now my butt resists cock! Why am I so fucking sexy if you can't

anal adventure

and

massive throat pie

with me!"

"Mimi, please, don't worry about it! You're super hot, you know you are! We can do... other things. I want to do other things. Why are you so fixated on having anal sex anyway?"

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Mimi studies Alex's face. She kinda doesn't want to tell him why she is fixated on having anal sex. He's just gonna... that whole equal thingy again. Mimi doesn't

want

all that treating respectfully stuff. She just wants meatballs and a chill, em, human.

"Well, you were getting cranky. Because of sexual frustration."

Alex pulls a face. Oh come on. He has to know he was getting cranky.

"I'm not! I jerked off right in front of you. So, a little less the first days, but yesterday I jacked it ten times..."

"Nine, actually, I counted..."

"...after your constant nagging. I can totally live my own life and do everything I like to do, despite the fact that you gained illegal access to my home and now eat meatballs and fish fingers all day. That I prepare for you. So. Not cranky."

"Oh OK, good to know. Then we

don't

have to have anal sex to save your mood from going so sour it will dissolve the toilet bowl, even though you watch anal porn like, half of the time." That'll teach him. Mimi looks over her shoulder. Shit, being on all fours is a super silly position in which to have an argument.

Alex is starting to look really pissed. And also softening. "See! So you admit that you're using sex to pay me back. You know I hate the whole idea! I've specifically told you, multiple times!"

"Because you like it when she is super into it too, right? Well you know what, I'm not into it! I don't want your dick in my little asshole. It's gross and not sexy and probably hurts!"

"Then why did you suggest it? It was your idea to try it this way. I was just thinking, start with something a little less intrusive. Like, ease into things. No pun intended."

Mimi glares at him. Why does the stupid human not understand? "You're just pissed because you can't take any girls home, or boys, and

virgin asshole destroyed

with them, because I'm here and..."

"Or boys? I'm not even ga..."

Ugh... of course he has to pick that

one

word out of the whole sentence she just said to react to. It's just a... thingy tactic. Like that one time she tried to claw the Fight Club poster off the wall and he used the laser light to make her forget what she was doing.

"If you go for the laser light I will poo on your bed!"

"Wha?"

She sighs. "Look, I don't wanna talk about exactly why,

if

you don't like boys, you

did

search

handsfree cumshot gay ass fucking

just yesterday. You can't find yourself a girlfriend, or

fuckboy,

because I'm here and now you're pissed."

"I'm not saying any of that! I just said it would have been nice if I had a say in..." he waves his hands at her and the room indicating... what now? "...all this. Then I would've been less pissed..." He does the finger waving again. It takes a lot of Mimi's restraint not to bite it, "...less, mind you, not

not

pissed, at you bossing me around all the time! I do everything around here...OK, so I know it's not super much, but I am like, always at the ready. And you just hang around on the bed, wagging your tail, like..."