The Elf On The Shelf

Here I am in college progressing through my classes while preparing the long-awaited time for the Holiday Season. Before starting my term, I found a home for rent with a college buddy of mine at a decent price a couple of minutes from the University. It's a beautiful 2 story home with 3 bedrooms, a dining room, a living room, and 2 bathrooms. Pretty decent for $400 a month. Now me and my friend is a free lifestyle setup where he will enjoy what we call friends with benefits. Classes end this Friday for Christmas and during dinner time we were talking about decorating the home for Christmas since mine and his family are coming up to visit. We both got some ideas and decided since tomorrow is the weekend to head over to the mall and pick out some decorations and an elf on the shelf. We never had one and wanted to have some fun.

After a couple of shows on the TV we decided to call it quits for the night and head to bed. The weekend arrived and after breakfast we got ready to head on over to the mall across the street. We went through the main doors and found decorations galore within the first couple of stores we visited. Only thing we couldn't find was the elf we wanted to buy. We continued to explore with no success in finding one. My friend seen a Spencer's and mentioned that is the only store we didn't check and decided to dive into the black light neon store I grew up to find anything and everything. We headed to the rear of the store and right there on the shelf next to the dildos and oils was an elf on the shelf standing in a beautiful red box. The elf looked exactly the same from the pictures I googled last night. Only difference is the name. The elf on the shelf is named "The mischievous elf". I showed my friend and with a smile said let's pick it up.

We grabbed a quick lunch at the mall food court and headed back home to decorate. With the little bit of decorations, the house turned out pretty nice. The last decoration was the elf to place on a shelf somewhere. My friend with a smirk on his face said since the elf is mischievous let's put it in the bedroom. I opened up the package and a warning label slid out with instructions to be careful where we place it. The elf can be very mischievous in bright red letters. After putting the elf on the computer desk, I headed back downstairs and turned on the TV to watch my favorite movie "A Christmas Story" before dinner.

After enjoying some fun time watch TV and playing on the laptop it was late in the evening and headed off to bed for the night. We got into the bedroom to get ourselves ready for a long winters nap and prepare for the family to arrive tomorrow. While my friend sleeps with boxers, I like to sleep naked, and my friend doesn't mind at all. We are guys and it isn't like he doesn't have anything I have. We both got into bed, covered up, and closed our eyes. The next morning, I woke up with the craziest dream. This dream felt so real I thought for sure my friend was giving me a stroking in the middle of the night as sometimes he does but generally, I wake up when he is having fun with me.

I got out of bed and my friend was already making breakfast while waiting for our family to arrive. Nonchalant I thanked my friend for a great night last night. He looked at me puzzled as though what am I talking about? I told him about my dream, and he felt the bed shaking a little thinking that I was stroking myself. Now questions really popped in my head. I explained to him about my dream, and he said that was no dream I had, and the bed was really shaking, and he heard me lightly moaning. All of this was going on while my eyes were closed so he just let me finish. Ok so now we both had questions that needed answers to.

We looked at each other and had the same idea. We went upstairs to get the mischievous elf from on top of the desk. Only problem is the elf wasn't on the desk where I left it. I turned to my friend and told him to stop playing and asked where he put it at. He quickly with a louder voice than normal "I didn't move it anywhere". We looked around the room to find the elf and there it is sitting on my nightstand as though it was looking at me sleeping. My friend picked him up and noticed a tiny bulge in his red velvet pants. I went to pick up the warning label and was reading it more carefully. On the back of the label it states that this elf is not like any ordinary elf on the shelf. This elf can cause mischief in ways no other elf can. This elf was created by a special group who thrives on sexual auras. Whoever owns this elf will be pleasured at any time this elf chooses. Further down on the label it mentioned during time of mischief there will be a noticeable bulge under the red velvet pants.

Now we are both in disbelief and my friend said let's test it out tonight during dinner. I told my friend to leave it up here just in-case. He laughed a little and agreed to my request. After that we started to prepare dinner consisting of honey glazed ham, string bean casserole, stuffing, and all the trimmings. Just than the doorbell ring and was greeted by my folks and about 10 minutes later my friend's folks. Everything was going very well and chatted for a little bit until dinner was ready. Our guest family complimented on our home and decorations and then noticed our elf sitting on top of the fireplace mantle by the dinner table.

We both looked at each other in disbelief while my mom asked, "where did we get it?" Honestly all I can say is in the mall. I certainly didn't want to tell them exactly where and what it was called. Mom told me that they looked everywhere and couldn't find one. She smiled at me and told me that we must have gotten the last one with a little giggle afterwards. I smiled back and responded with "I guess so". Our folks sat down at the table while we got the food from the kitchen. It smelled so good my stomach was growling before I took my first bite.

We were enjoying the food when I felt my belt coming undone by itself. I was sitting at end part of the table while my friend was on the other so he couldn't be doing this. I looked up at the elf and noticed the bulge in his pants getting bigger. I then noticed my pants button unsnapped and being pulled down right there in front of my family. At this point I am so glad we don't have a glass table. I looked at my friend and very slightly pointed at the elf when my friend looked up at me. After he noticed the bulge as well, I pointed downward. I think he understood what I was talking about because he gave me the biggest smile ever. Since I don't wear underwear very quickly, I felt a hand grab hold of my growing penis and started to stroke it. I looked down while grabbing food from my plate and noticed my growing penis was being manipulated by an invisible hand or at least that is what it felt like.

The stroking was nice and slow while my penis was growing harder with each pass. By now I was so hard that I felt the skin stretching. I've been hard before but the feeling that I am getting stroked with my family at the table and not being able to stop it through more blood pressure like a hydraulic piston over loaded. The stroking while slow at the start became faster after each minute this is going on. The elf wanted to keep this going as long as possible by edging my orgasm. I tried my best to focus on the dinner conversation when my friend's mom asked if I was OK? I responded back with yes and thank you for asking. She told me that I looked a little flush or sick. I just said with the winter air that I must be coming down with something. What she didn't realize is the elf is trying to make me cum hard.

By now the stroking is much faster and I can feel my body moving with each stroke. I tried to compose myself and readjust my seat and that is when it happened. I cummed so hard under the table that I felt what seemed like a cup of hot milk spurting out. I dropped my fork on accident when I orgasmed hard. I quickly thought I shot my man juice on our family. I reached down to grab my fork and noticed there was no white milky juice anywhere. I was both relieved and curious now as far as what happened. All I can really tell you is yes; I was raped but by who comes with speculation until I looked at the elf again and noticed the bulge was obviously a tent ready to rip through the red velvet pants.

Before I got up from the table, I zipped my pants back up and closed the belt back without letting anyone know the elf just gave me the best stroking ever. While heading back to the living room my friend whispered how I liked it and all I can say is that I will never regret buying the elf. This is when my friend's dad noticed something weird about the elf. He turned around and asked if there is water in the elf because it seems to be leaking. My friend went to the elf and noticed a stain in its pants as though the elf was jerking off himself. This is when me and my friend decided to research about this Christmas elf and figure out the true story, but the biggest question is why the elf at Spencer's in the mall for sale and where did it come from?