Cradling my new package in my arms, I plopped onto the couch with a gleeful little giggle. Then I took a moment to bask in that new present feeling, even though I very well knew what was inside, before I tore into the unassuming discreetly labeled packaging so that I could examine my new prize. A thick, ten inch long tentacle that was a translucent cobalt with pale green glow in the dark swirls. I ran my fingers over its firm smooth surface, checking for any defects or damage.
Before I could finish my examination though, the phone started ringing. With an irritated grumble I scooped it up from the coffee table and checked the display. Seeing "Bestie" displayed in flashing letters my frown quickly morphed into a smile as I set the toy down and answered with a delighted, "Harriet!" My gaze distractedly drifted to the window to watch the ocean as we talked.
Harriet had been my best friend since the second grade, and was the only person from my school days that I still kept in touch with. "Harper, girl!" she greeted me with enthusiasm to match my own before going on to ask, "Soooo, do you have any plans for next weekend?"
I started fidgeting with the hair tie I'd taken out when I got home as I thoughtfully answered, "Hmm, lemme think... I think my only plans for the next couple of weekends are vegging out and forgetting the big evil corporation I work for for a few days."
"Great!" she said excitedly, causing me to let out a small chuckle before I heard her next words, "So can you help me throw a singles party?"
"Pardon?" I asked in flabbergasted confusion. She'd become single again six months ago and I'd been single for far longer. And so for the past four months she'd been dragging me off to various bars and nightclubs every couple of weeks.
"A singles party!" she enthused before explaining, "Ya know, a party where we both invite our single friends and coworkers." Between her job as a nurse and mine as an accountant we would have a decent spread of people, but still...
"Why not just check out a new club?" I asked baffledly.
With a tired sigh she pointed out, "In case you hadn't noticed, none of the men our age that go to those places are looking for more than a night or two of fun."
"Well yeah," I agreed, "bars and clubs have always had slim pickings." Harriet had never had a problem changing their minds though, between her luscious curly black hair, and beautiful classic latina looks she seemed to easily turn a couple nights into a couple years.
"Slim," Harriet agreed as she pointed out, "but not nonexistent. Since I've started going with you again, those that just wanted a night with us have mostly been younger and none wanted more than a night." As I was hesitating and trying to come up with some sort of rebuttal she brightly asked again, "So throw a party with me?"
I sighed thinking of all the men, which included all of my exes, who had dumped me the second I had tried to introduce the tiniest bit of kink into our relationship and said, "I don't know, I'm so boring and average that I only seem to attract boring and average... And I think I'd rather just stick with my toys." I sullenly muttered the last part into the shocked silence I had created.
Harriet scoffed before firmly scolding me, "You're not boring and average, you've got a cute girl next door vibe going on, gorgeous auburn hair down past your shoulder blades."
"It was only auburn for one summer when we were thirteen," I quickly interjected, before muttering depressedly, "And if by girl next door you mean average, boring and chubby then yes I am."
"Still auburn, and definitely cute
not
boring," she disagreed before going on with, "And they're curves that many women would kill for. Add to that an amazing sense of humor. You're cute, sexy and funny and deserve to meet people. You just need to stop letting your mom into your head and have more confidence in yourself."
She wasn't entirely wrong with that last point, my mom usually nagged me to lose some weight whenever we talked, which is one of the reasons we didn't talk very much. And Harriet's parties were pretty fun, but I've never helped host one before and the thought was kinda intimidating.
"But why do you need my help?" I asked in bewilderment.
Then like a shark sensing blood in the water she pounced on the obvious opening, "Because your grandparents left you a nice big place and I'd get in trouble for sneezing too loudly in my tiny rental." Then at my uncertain silence she said cajolingly, "I'll bring fancy drinks, including those craft beers you love so much."
"I don't know," I murmured, still not sure of this idea.
To which she offered brightly, "We can work together to make all the party foods beforehand."
She knew my weaknesses well, I loved to cook with people. Stifling a laugh I shook my head as I said with only a trace of reluctance, "Well if you're going to twist my arm about it."
Cheerfully she sang out, "Great! I'll see you at two next week and we can start the party by six!"
"Alright," I agreed softly, then we exchanged goodbyes before I hung up with a sigh.
I just didn't feel up to getting rejected months into a relationship again. Nor was I able to handle the boring assed sex that the men who wanted a long term relationship with me always seemed content with. Honestly I'd also gotten pretty tired of the one night stands where the guy tried to "corrupt" me.
As I was musing over the real reason I was reluctant to be in a singles party my eyes lit upon where my new toy was laying on the coffee table and I smirked as an idea slowly formed in my head. Picking it up I ran my fingers over the silicone tentacle's smooth curves before flipping it over to tease my fingers in and out of its soft fleshlight like interior as I imagined someone tying me down and using this toy to pleasure us both. It'd be even better if they themselves had tentacles, but that's the stuff of fantasy, not reality. So I'd have to stick with what's actually possible.
I sighed once again as I set the toy down on my coffee table as if it were a centerpiece. Maybe between the two of us we'd invite a guy who would find the thing intriguing and then I could try to work up the nerve to ask them to stay and try it out with me. A rejection before the first date wouldn't hurt as bad as a rejection after the first month, right? With that thought in mind I picked up my tablet and started texting and emailing my single friends and coworkers.