The next morning the Astarte Nunnery abbess phoned Chang Lequ and Edna telling them that a bridge on the road to the nunnery had collapsed (with no casualty), and the delivery of the toys had to be put off by a week. So Chang Lequ could enjoy an extended leave.
Edna proposed her lovers, "Dear friends, the shop closes for a week, and my father is going to spend this week in Mexico. What if we will spend the week together in our villa in the Lake XXX?"
John and Jane answered, "It's a good idea. How will we share the expenses?"
"Equally," answered Edna, "What do you think, Lequ?"
"Hmm ... Lake XXX is near the Astarte Nunnery, so after the holiday you could easily bring me and our toys there. Ok, I accept, but as a nun, I haven't much money."
"Don't worry β we are just going to buy some food, and the fuel is on the house β if I went alone I would burn it anyway," answered Edna.
So they loaded a van with the nunnery's toys, and made their way to Lake XXX, where they took a boat and reached the island with Edna's villa.
The whole island belonged to Edna's family, which decided to keep most of it as a park, and therefore built quite a small, but comfortable, house. The island was encircled by trees and bushes, so Edna felt free to completely undress as soon as the boat landed, and her friends followed suit.
The house was reasonably clean, and Edna was going to prepare dinner, but Jane stopped her.
"You needn't waste your time and food - I can effortlessly nourish you all and for free." she said.
"Jane, you can't produce milk without eating," answered Edna, "and to produce 1 pound of milk you have to eat 9 pounds of food at least."
"You are wrong, and if you give me bathroom scales, I'll prove that."
"The scales are in the bathroom; but how could you prove your point?"
"Please, fetch them," rejoined Jane, and Edna brought them to the kitchen.
They were all naked, and saw Jane climb on the scales, telling them, "Please, read my weight aloud."
"155 pounds."
"Now look at my bosom."
They looked, and saw a full-fledged nipple growing on her sternum, soon followed by a breast which in less than a minute reached the same size of the other two.
"What's my weight now?"
"160 pounds. What's your point, Jane?"
"I needn't eat to gather all the matter I need for my body. I can produce all the milk you may crave for, and tailor it to your nutritional needs, effortless and for free. There is no need to cook."
"I still don't believe you," said Edna.
"Take three, or six, or nine bottles, then, and insert my nipples into them. Edna will deal with the left, Lequ with the right, John with the central nipple."
They found three half gallon bottles which were used to carry water in picnics, washed and put them under Jane's breasts. "Perhaps we'll also need three funnels," she noticed.
When the funnels were found, Jane put them on the flasks' necks and squirted her milk into them β the bottles overflew in less than a minute, and the scales under her feet didn't notice a decrease in weight.