The vampire rubbed my cock. It pushed painfully against the zipper of my jeans as she cupped my erection. My tongue was in her mouth, and when I nicked it on her fang, she moaned, sucking on my blood.
"Can I bite you?" she asked.
"Maybe," I said, grinding my dick into her hand.
"I suppose you want a favor?" Her hand was at my button.
"I might."
She pulled away from me scowling. "If you're going to be cute, the deal's off."
"What is the deal? I know I'm going to need to take it easy tomorrow, eat some steak, but what do I get for it?"
While she stood there thinking I took her free hand, the one that wasn't halfway stuffed into my jeans, and put it in my mouth. I pretended it was her pussy, tonguing her fingertip like a clit, licking her fingers like labia.
"I like eating pussy," I helpfully told her.
"That's it, you eat my pussy, then I get a snack."
"No, that's just something I'm offering. Either a blowjob or some sex would repay me amply."
"How about I just overpower you and take your blood?"
I laughed. "Because it tastes better if I'm horny. I've played this game before, you take me home, we fuck, you drink, I fall asleep, I wake up sometime next afternoon and leave. Sometimes you make me a big juicy steak if you're up."
"Vampires sleep during the day," she said.
"Not all of you. Most of you do."
"How often do you do this?" she asked.
I shrugged my shoulders. "Enough to take a few years off my life."
"And no one wanted to keep you?"
My dick had been steadily going limp during our conversation, and at this point it had completely flatlined in her hand. "I've had a few girlfriends, but nothing long term. C'mon, let's go, it'll be fun. I like eating pussy, I'm good at it."
She shook her head. I just grinned at her, waiting for her to give into her growling stomach.
"Okay, we'll take my car."
It was black (of course). She lived in a little Victorian house with deep shutters (of course) with an oddly artful lawn of weeds.
"Your garden is lovely," I said.
"Thank you. I've got a little swamp in the back full of sundews and pitcher plants." She opened the door and held it for me. "You know a lot about vampires."