On request by Dragon's keep.
Request: an guy goes between an hellhound and an amazoness and they try catching him and along the way an wurm also joins the chase and catch him.
NOTE: I've decided to keep this a greentext for experimentation. It's quite fast-paced, as most greentexts are.
> be Anon
> take a stroll in the woods
> see the beautiful sun, sky and blueness
> admire the view of the mountains
> enjoy the big mountains in front of you right now
> wait a minute
> what kind of mountains bounce and walk towards you?
> 'Hello there, little man.'
> You look up into the woman's face
> Tall, busty, broadsword in hand
> Haughty sneer on her face
> Classic amazoness, those damn monsters were real after all
> Daddy told you not to go strolling alone, now you knew why
> 'What are you doing all alone? You need a strong woman to protect you. All weak men do. Now come to momma!'
> ohshitfuckdammitandmanyotherexpletives
> why did this have to happen now?
> The amazoness lunges at you
> You dodge and start running into the woods
> 'Good dodge, little one, but no one escapes the amazoness's might! Men belong in the home and need to learn to cook, and use those pretty legs to walk from the kitchen to serve their wife! I can just imagine you in a small apron and nothing else so I can pinch those cute buttocks any time I want! Your body belongs to your wife and you shall please her with it! Now COME HERE!!'
> Her yell shook the woods
> Scared to the point of crying, you ran faster
> 'If I catch you you'll pay a heavier price! Stop, submit to me on your knees, and I won't spank you in front of the whole village!'
> Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
> who could save you now apart from the wondrous Chief God
> Oh, there was someone who was now in front of -
> shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
> A hellhound stepped out in front of you, flexing her biceps and legs and running a paw over those toned, powerful abs
> 'What could a little man be doing here all alone so far away from other humans?'
> She licked her dark lips
> Leered at your form
> ohgoddontrapemepleaseicanbarelyplaysports
> She flew at you
> You ducked under her and rebounded off one of the trees, running faster
> 'Not bad, little boy. We like men who can perform stunts, how about you show us some stunts with your little pink tongue?'
> Those crude bitches
> Well, one of them was literally a bitch
> Har har
> You hated being treated like that even in school
> Monsters always pinching, groping and blowing kisses at you, thinking you were a piece of meat
> Especially that damn dark elf
> She thought you were her property and did humiliating things to you inside the janitor's closet
> Things which if you wrote or complained about, you'd be given detention and made to do the exact same things with your perverted manticore teacher
> Involved some ass-kissing
> Foot worship, having to take her toesies in your mouth and treat them like goddesses or princesses if she wanted
> She even did things like that when she was in leather boots
> The only thing you got was a promise not to be a bitch to you outside the closet
> Or occasional help with homework
> Back to running from monsters
> You dodged, ran behind trees, and backtracked your steps
> They were always on your tail
> Smashed down trees, rocks, and even the boulder you hid behind
> You leaped into the river
> You were a good swimmer
> They were behind you, calmly wading through it
> whatthefuckthiscantbenoonecanbethattallorstrong
> 'Come back here, little one. You cannot escape our might.'
> Yeah, right
> You threw pepper in their faces
> They retreated, coughing and snorting
> Ha, that'd show them
> You swam to the other side and jumped out
> No one messes with a guy experienced in bullying and gets away with it
> They were swimming through the river
> Like that'd stop the burning
> They emerge within seconds too, climbing on the shore
> Their eyes are red but they can see well enough
> fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
> How could you forget that water would mitigate the effects
> 'Now you're in trouble, you little tyke.'
> ohgodnopleasedontspankmeinfrontofthewholevillage
> 'I'll take you back, spank you in front of my village until you cry like a baby, and the whole village gets a turn spanking you.'
> 'Mind if I join?'
> 'Help yourself.'
> nononononospankinghurtssobad
> 'It's okay, little one, you'll be spanked daily for this transgression.'
> nooooooooooo
> You ran away again
> They were after you
> 'GET BACK HERE!!'
