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Zombie Apocalypse Vs Florida Man

Zombie Apocalypse Vs Florida Man

by samuelx
20 min read
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"Nothing good on the news," Alejandro Gomes said to himself. The tall, short-haired and brown-skinned young Afro-Dominican man flipped through the channels. Outside of the Coral Gables apartment complex, a blazing heat gripped the area and much of the Sunshine State. Night has fallen, and did little to diminish the heat. Alejandro moved to Florida eighteen months ago from his hometown of Dajabon in the Dominican Republic and still wasn't used to Florida's odd mixture of heat and humidity. The land of the gringos was fresh hell, but Alejandro had a family to support.

Two years ago, Alejandro's father Francisco Gomes died due to complications from diabetes, and as the eldest son, it fell to Alejandro to take care of the family. That's why Alejandro was working for Allied Universal while attending classes at Miami Dade College. The security company didn't pay much and the manager, Erin Hazel, was a bitch, but Alejandro did what he had to do. American dollars were worth their wait in gold to Alejandro's mother Maria Bertrand-Gomes and his younger sister Estella Gomes back in Dajabon. A man has authority but must also embrace responsibility, that's what Alejandro's Dominican father Francisco taught him.

Alejandro looked at his little dog Harriet, a Jack Russell terrier and Chihuahua mix that he adopted a while ago. After eating the beef jerky that Alejandro gave her, the little dog was fast asleep in her doggie bed. Alejandro continued to flip through various channels until he landed on something he liked. Good shows like Dexter, Hannibal, The Good Place, Reaper, iZombie, Dead Like Me and various others. Hmm, what's a brother to choose? Alejandro chose to watch Dexter. It was a good one too. The one where the Hispanic lady cop arrests Dexter at the Miami police station.

As Alejandro watched America's favorite serial killer maneuver his way around the cops, events were happening outside his apartment. It was the end of October, and as usual, Guillermo Gutierrez, the world's worst landlord was due to make his rounds around the apartment complex. The Palisades apartment complex was full of immigrants from the Caribbean, Africa, Asia and Latin America. The old landlord liked to throw his weight around since a lot of his tenants barely spoke any English and tended to let him get away with a lot of bullshit.

"Going to rattle you suckers," Guillermo said to himself as he stepped out of his bright red Rav4. The stocky, dark-haired and bronze-skinned Mexican American put out his cigarillo as he took a look around the parking lot. The lot was full, which meant that the tenants were home. Good. Guillermo liked to make those impromptu visits so he could catch his tenants unawares. The Palisades apartment complex was Guillermo's little kingdom and he ran it with an Iron fist.

As Guillermo headed for the front door, a loud scream startled him. Guillermo looked around. He heard gurgling sounds. Guillermo was born in Tijuana, Mexico, but spent most of his life in Miami, Florida. Even in Coral Gables, which was supposedly nicer and safer than the rest of Miami, things happened. Guillermo took out his Glock and walked in the direction of the noise. If there were vagrants, homeless people or random bozos, Guillermo would tell them to skip or else. The landlord doesn't play...

"What the fuck?" Guillermo exclaimed as he reached a van. The gurgling and slurping sounds came from that direction. A blonde-haired white chick lay on the floor, all bloodied up. Guillermo vaguely recognized Isabel, the American girlfriend of one of his Latino tenants, Jose somebody. Isabel was motionless on the floor, and she was not alone. Three people were in the midst of devouring her. Guillermo gasped in shock, and that's when they looked up.

The feasters, two men and a woman, looked up from their prey and glared at the intruder. Their eyes were bright red, and their faces bloodied. Chunks of flesh dangled from their open maws. Upon seeing the look of blank hunger on their faces, Guillermo stepped back. The three rose from their interrupted feast and started toward Guillermo. Their movements were quite awkward. They moved as if drunk or extremely tired.

"Get back or I will shoot you," Guillermo shouted, and he backed away as the three advanced on him. Guillermo recognized the two male assailants as Jose, and his roommate Pedro. The female assailant was Miss Phuong, a skinny Asian woman who rented one of the seventh floor apartments. Guillermo fired a warning shot in the air but that did nothing to deter them. Jose, Pedro and Miss Phuong came at Guillermo. He fired shot after shot into them. Jose shuddered as a bullet hit him in the chest. Pedro staggered but did not fall as a bullet hit his throat. Miss Phuong roared and came at Guillermo. He shot her in the chest. She didn't seem to care.

The three of them pulled down Guillermo and began to feast on him. A few moments later, the three monsters were joined by a fourth individual. Isabel, the pretty blonde gal, joined her boyfriend Jose, his roommate Pedro and Miss Phuong in feasting on Guillermo. The creatures made loud, slurping noises and moaned as they feasted on the landlord's flesh. They were still feasting when the Miami Police arrived.

"Wally, what do you think, gang activity or domestic shit?" said Officer Stella Jean-Baptiste. The tall, dark-skinned and curvy, thirty-something Haitian American policewoman looked askance at her colleague while driving the patrol car. Miami Police patrol officer Walter Beauharnais, a stocky, bald-headed black man with a thick mustache, smiled and shrugged. Like Stella, he'd been born in Florida to Haitian immigrant parents. Walter has been a cop for over a decade and loves working the beat. This was supposed to be just another night of copping in Florida...

"Hmm, perhaps neither," said Wally. Stella smiled and shrugged. The patrol car pulled into the parking lot of the Palisades apartment complex, located on Cosgrove Avenue in the South End of Coral Gables. The officers stepped out. There was a small crowd gathered near the building entrance, and they all seemed to be staring at something near the end of the parking lot. Stella and Wally exchanged a look as they approached the crowd.

"Good evening, folks, we have report of shots fired," said Wally as he reached them. The black cop looked at the crowd. Almost all of them were some type of immigrant. Latino. Black. Asian. In spite of Floridian conservativism, people of color continue to flock to the Sunshine State. Stella and Wally spoke to them, trying to ascertain what was going on. The on-lookers kept pointing to a spot near the end of the parking lot.

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"They're monsters and they are eating someone," said a skinny young Hispanic woman. Stella and Wally exchanged a look. The officers had seen their share of crime on the streets of Miami and the surrounding areas but cannibalism was definitely out of the ordinary. Wally urged the crowd to go back inside. He and Stella drew their guns and cautiously approached the poorly lit end of the vast parking lot. A cop's got to do what a cop's got to do.

"Woof," Harriet the dog barked, and Alejandro frowned. He'd finished watching Dexter and was trying to decide between Resident Alien season three or iZombie season five. Shows that were a mixture of science fiction and comedy were among Alejandro's favorite. The little dog kept barking and headed toward the window. MGroaning, Alejandro got up and grabbed the little dog. The window was too high for Harriet the dog to reach.

"Calm down, sweetie," Alejandro said as he patted Harriet the dog on her furry head. Looking out the window, Alejandro wondered what could have spooked the little dog. Harriet the dog is quite fearless. One time, while Alejandro was walking her through Optimus Parkway, Harriet tried to take on three raccoons at the same time. Alejandro wisely whisked the little dog away before she could engage with the Floridian urban wildlife.

"Oh shit," Alejandro said, gasping as he saw the cops fire at...something. The cops were in the parking lot, along with a dozen people gathered near the building entrance. Four silhouettes advanced toward the cops. They didn't seem fazed by the bullets. One of the cops, a tall black woman, shot one of the silhouettes in the head. The silhouette, a tall blonde-haired white woman, went down. The remaining three emitted a guttural, inhuman moan and attacked the cop.

"Wally, I'm out of ammo," Stella said as the other freaks came for her. Wally pulled his personal firearm from his ankle holster and handed it to Stella. Standing shoulder to shoulder, the two black cops fired at the freaks. Pedro, Jose and Miss Phung went down in a hail of bullets. Moving with care, Stella and Wally took a closer look at the corpses. What kind of freaks keep going after taking so many bullets? In the darkness, behind the cops, something stirred...

"Watch out," Alejandro shouted, but the cops of course did not hear him. In the darkness, a man-shaped thing rose to its feet. Alejandro looked at Harriet the dog. The little dog looked quizzically at the human who had bravely adopted her almost a year ago. Alejandro looked around his apartment. Right there, underneath a poster of Joslyn Jane and Maggie Green, his favorite naughty film stars, were the bricks that Alejandro collected. Random weirdoes were always wandering the apartment complex and Alejandro always knew he'd have to defend himself against them someday...

Alejandro grabbed the brick, and readied himself to throw it. The thing in the darkness was making its way toward the distracted cops, who had their backs to it. Alejandro, who'd played baseball a lot in his younger days, prayed that his throwing arm was still good. Drawing back his arm, Alejandro let the brick fly. The thing was at least a hundred meters away, and Alejandro's apartment window was on the eight floor, but still...

"Fuck," Wally said, gasping. A huge brick thudded into the skull of a Hispanic-looking man that had been reaching for him. The man emitted an inhuman growl, and then fell. Stella and Wally exchanged a look. Yeah, they hadn't seen this one. The officers looked around, both to make sure that there were no more freaks hiding in the darkness, and to ascertain the identity of the brick thrower. Flying projectiles are definitely a hazard...

"Who threw that?" Stella wondered aloud, looking at the crowd, which still clung together near the building front door. Someone shouted from inside the building and Stella looked up to see someone waving at her through a top floor window. The black policewoman gasped in surprise. Whoever threw the brick with such accuracy didn't just save their lives, he probably should be playing professional baseball since he had a cannon for an arm...

"Be sure to thank your benefactor, Stella, I've got to call for backup, we need additional officers, forensics and EMTs," Wally said, and Stella concurred. A few minutes later, the Palisades apartment complex parking lot was swarming with cops, forensics personnel and emergency medical techs. Stella and Wally spoke to their colleagues, giving them the rundown on the situation. The newly arrived officers were taking statements from the residents when a tall young black man strode forward with a small white dog in his arms.

"Hi, I'm Alejandro, the brick guy," said the fellow with the dog as he approached Stella and Wally. The two black cops looked at the young black man and his dog. Stella smiled and shook her head while Wally extended his hand. Alejandro shook the officer's hand without hesitation. Harriet the dog sniffed the cop as he shook hands with her master. Wally had a lot of questions for Alejandro, since he had a bird's eye view of the incident. Before Wally could ask those questions, however, a loud, grating voice interrupted them.

"Excuse me, Alejandro," Wally said with a frown. Alejandro nodded and hugged Harriet the dog. A tall, blond-haired and blue-eyed, thirty-something cop approached them. The officer's name tag read Sullivan. Standing a short distance away, Stella also frowned. Alejandro was no expert on American police but body language was easily read no matter where one finds oneself in the world. Officers Wally and Stella did not seem to like this Sullivan, whoever he was...

"Walter, want to tell me what the hell is going on here?" said Sergeant Allen Sullivan of the Miami Police. Wally sighed before answering. He and Stella walked away from the others as Sullivan pulled them aside for a little tete-a-tete. Alejandro observed all of this with utter fascination. Officer Sullivan reminded Alejandro of some of the mean white dudes he had to deal with while working for Allied Universal's security team at the Miracle Mile Shopping Center in downtown Coral Gables. Dude looked like a prick...

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"Sergeant, those four right there came at us, didn't respond to warnings, and tried to eat us, we had to shoot them," Stella interjected as Sullivan berated Wally. Sighing, Wally nodded gratefully at Stella. The two black cops explained the situation to their boss as best they could. Officer-involved shootings were a nightmare for any police department. There had been racial incidents between Latino guys and gals, and of course black folks, clashing with Miami Police. The City of Miami did not need another police scandal.

"Officers, help me out here, you've shot four civilians, all of whom appeared to be unarmed and their bodies are covered in severe bite wounds as well as riddled with bullets, and you're making it sound like the zombie apocalypse," Sullivan said with a sigh. Stella and Wally exchanged a look. The two black cops were still reeling from what they'd experienced. Sullivan was being a dick, but Wally could understand how the situation looked. One way or another, the Miami Police would have a scandal on its hands...

"Let's wait and see what forensics and the labs say about those four, they were freakish cannibals who didn't feel pain," Stella said firmly. Wally smiled as Sullivan finally relented. As per Miami Police department policy, any cop in an officer-involved shooting or OIS would be placed on administrative leave, and also talk to both their lawyer and their union rep while an investigation was conducted. In these trying times, where every police force was under scrutiny, the civilian authorities demanded that the cops do things by the book.

"You two are going back to the station for a debriefing, and then admin leave, dismissed," Sullivan said. He walked away before Stella and Wally could reply. The cops watched their boss as he strode away. Yeah, Sullivan was a dick, but he was also right. As Stella and Wally pondered their next move, Alejandro approached them with his little dog in his arms. Stella smiled at the doggo. She was a sucker for dogs ever since her grandmother Clothilde got her a pair of brown-coated, dark-tailed puppies named Marquis and Lucky back in the day...

"Mr. Alejandro, be sure to leave your statement with the officers," Stella said gently. Alejandro nodded and bit his lip. Wally smiled at the young black man. The brother looked like he was from the Caribbean. Perhaps Trinidad and Tobago, or Saint Lucia. Alejandro had gone out of his way to help them tonight, but they still had to do things by the book. Cops must avoid even the appearance of impropriety or bias when dealing with members of the public. Alejandro looked like a man with something on his mind. Wally took a deep breath, then queried about it.

"What's on your mind?" Wally asked cautiously. Alejandro looked at Wally and Stella, and then at Sullivan, who was talking to other officers a short distance away. The EMTs started to load the bodies in the back of the meat wagons, ahem, ambulances. Forensics personnel were taking pictures of the crime scene. Officers were talking to the crowd, interviewing potential witnesses. Just another night on the beat for beat cops, or so it seemed. Fuck no. Nothing about tonight was regular. Not by a long shot.

"Maybe I watch too many zombie movies but those things were not human, they were trying to eat you, they shrugged off bullets that hit them as long as they didn't hit the brain, so I think they were zombies," Alejandro said with a cold smile. Harriet the dog woofed as if she understood what her master just said. Stella resisted the urge to pet the dog on her furry head. Not while on duty. Alejandro's dog was beautiful. Upon hearing the young man's words, however, Stella snapped back to reality, as did Wally.

"Whether they were zombies, or crack addicts or freaks of nature, the investigation is out of our hands, we are going to be on admin leave, sir," Wally said somberly. Alejandro nodded as if he understood. He shook hands with Wally and Stella, wished them good night and then walked away. After giving his statement and his contact information to the police investigators, Alejandro went back to his apartment. He refilled Harriet the dog's water bowl, and then grabbed his cell phone.

Living in the Dominican Republic taught Alejandro to have great survival instincts. In the Caribbean, there aren't a lot of cops, and there are many bandits, brigands and traffickers who will kill anyone, man or woman, with relative impunity. The Caribbean isn't like places such as America, Canada or the United Kingdom where people feel secure due to widespread law enforcement and high technology. In Dajabon, where men and women get killed every damn day by gangs, bandits and the like, Alejandro developed a sense for danger.

"Mama, it's me, sorry to call you so late but we have a situation," Alejandro said, as his mother Maria picked up the phone. The mature Haitian-born Dominican woman greeted her son and then listened attentively as he told her everything. Maria found Alejandro's tale amazing and hard to believe. She did not doubt him, however. The old woman knew the kind of son she raised. Alejandro was a man of action. He was also smart, capable and not foolish at all.

"Pitit mwen, mi hijo, I believe you, do what you got to do," Maria Bertrand-Gomes replied. Alejandro smiled and thanked his mama for her support. Every few weeks, Alejandro sent her a few dollars via Western Union to help out. Life isn't exactly easy for widowed Haitian women living in Dajabon, Dominican Republic. Growing up in Dajabon, Alejandro was too black for the Dominicans and not black enough for the Haitians due to his biracial heritage. Alejandro's father Francisco was a white Dominican. Facing such adversity made Alejandro tough, early on...

"Buenas noches, bonne nuit, maman," Alejandro said before he hung up. After talking to his mother Maria, Alejandro found himself unable to sleep. He watched TV. The news mentioned the shooting at the Palisades apartment complex but was vague on details. Alejandro shook his head. Just like in all those movies about zombies, and shows like Fear The Walking Dead, the police and government were always in denial about zombies until it was too late.

Alejandro vowed that the zombie apocalypse would not be the death of him. He had three thousand dollars in his Bank of America checking account. He had enough food in the fridge to last for two weeks. Harriet the dog had enough cans of dog food to last her a long while. Several bowls filled with tap water kept the little dog hydrated while Alejandro was at work or studying at Miami Dade College. Yeah, they would be okay for a while. Until the damn zombies were at their door...

The next day, Alejandro sent five hundred U.S. dollars to his mother and sister. After acknowledging that the money was received, he urged them to stack their isolated farm house in east Dajabon with food and weapons. Maria agreed, and promised to warn Estella as well. With his duty done, Alejandro got in his car and stopped by the gas station to buy additional gallons of gas. He also got plenty of water bottles, canned goods for himself, first aid supplies and pet food for Harriet the dog.

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