A few days later, she made the rounds for shopping.
"Momma!" Both boys grabbed her around the waist.
"Lydia's back!"
"Can we go see her?"
Elunara sighed. "Fine. But if she gets snotty again, you are to leave. She must appreciate what she has, not expect it as a right."
"We know."
"Bye!"
"I envy you, so stupidly much."
Elunara looked back. "Hey, Jenny. Having a rough day?"
Jenny nodded and stepped forward. "It's just so hard." She sniffled.
"Aw, don't be sad..." She wrapped an arm around Jenny and grinned. "Besides, how would the new one feel about having you worry about the other?"
"New?" Jenny shook her head. "Other? You can be so confusing someβ" Her hands flew to her belly. "I AM?"
Elunara chuckled. "Oh, it's very small, and not far along, but it's there."
"Oh!" Jenny wrapped her arms around Elunara. "Oh, thank you!"
"Pfft, don't thank me. Thank Mark. He put it in there."
"Oh! I need to tell him!" She grabbed Elunara's arm. "Please, please come with me."
"Alright, alright, little dove. Let me put this basket in my house first."
Jenny wrapped her arms around Elunara's. "Oh, I was so worried I'd never get another chance. I don't know how to thank you."
"Well, first... stop pumping out so much admiration; I'm starting to get dizzy. Geez, this place overloads me."
Jenny giggled. "Because you're always so nice."
"I need to go do something offensive, just because."
Jenny waved to someone. "Stephanie! Come here, let me introduce you."
The woman eyed the pair with some trepidation.
"Stephanie, this is Elunara. She's the one I told you about." Jenny dislodged herself from Elunara and took the other woman's hands. "She just told me I'm pregnant again, isn't that great?"
"That's great! I'm so happy for you!" She hugged Jenny.
Jenny turned. "This is Stephanie; she's the first friend I've made here."
Stephanie waved a hand. "It's so much easier to speak with you, since your awful brother hasn't been looming over your shoulder." She stopped. "Wait, is this the same Night Elf lady that stopped him?"
"Yes!" Jenny bounced. "Oh, I need to get to Mark."
"Come on, little dove, I have lots to do today."
"Right!" Jenny clung to Elunara's arm. "You can come with us, Steph."
"Eh, sure. Why not?" Stephanie eyed Elunara with curiosity. For a female Night Elf, she certainly had some mannish mannerisms. Judging by the way Jenny clung to the woman, she had her own questions.
Tulani laughed. "I see you're collecting them again."
Elunara sighed. "I can't help myself." She leaned over and brushed her lips across Tulani's. "We're headed down to the training yard to tell Mark that Jenny's pregnant again."
"Oh, how delightful." Tulani hugged Jenny. "But that doesn't explain the other three."
"Three?" Elunara looked back at the two new comers. "The hell?"
"ELUNARA!"
She groaned. "Yes, Mayby?"
Mayby ran over. "Where you headed?"
"To the training yard."
"Can I come?"
"Sure, the more the merrier." Elunara rolled her eyes.
By time she made it to the training yard, she had fifteen followers, including Jerry and Louis.
"I may vomit from the overload." She muttered. "HEY MARK! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" She yelled, before dislodging Jenny from her arm.
Mark blinked in confusion before jogging over. "What's wrong?"
"Well, tell him." Elunara pushed Jenny forward.
"I'm pregnant again!" She squeaked.
"Really?" Tears filled his eyes. "Really and truly?" He put a hand to her belly.
"YES!" She threw her arms around him, and he swung her around.
"Oh, maybe I shouldn't do that..." He whispered.
Elunara snorted. "Eh, you'll be fine." She put a hand on Jenny's belly and focused her energy. "You'll be fine, because I say so."
Even Elunara could be completely shocked, when Mark grabbed her and planted his mouth on hers. Jenny laughed, and when Mark released her, Jenny followed suit.
"Ack! Stop that!" Elunara shoved Jenny back.
Grogek yanked Elunara up and covered her in kisses.
"Alright, enoughβ"
Jordan repeated the process.
"IMMA HURT YOU ALL! DON'T THINK I WON'T!" Elunara tripped backwards and landed on her ass.
"I come to inspect the troops and find out I've been left out of all the fun."
Elunara scrambled behind Varian. "These lunatics won't stop kissing me, dammit."
Varian blinked and stared at Elunara. "I've... never seen you so unsettled. And I saw your epic grade temper tantrum."
"Eh, fuck you." She grumped.
"You have. Many times." He said, so only she could hear. "So," He began, so others could hear. "Why is everyone kissing our resident Goddess?" He winced when she kicked him in the leg. "Would you stop being so childish?"
"Stop calling me "Goddess"."
"Forgive us, sir." Mark saluted. "I just found out that my wife is pregnant again. Seeing as how my wife would be dead without Elunara... I was overcome with emotion. Apparently, everyone else got in on the celebration."
"Well congratulations." Varian nodded. "Would you stop hiding behind me? It's starting to freak me out."
Elunara sighed and straightened her shoulders, stepping out. "Fine." She growled. "Ugh, I'm starting to regret coming here... everywhere I walk, I'm being mauled by someone else. The overload is making me ill." She sighed. "I wonder if Elune can give me lessons on blocking."
"No." She heard from nowhere. "Learn it yourself."
"Fine." She growled again.
"Huh?"
"Sorry, I have a direct line to Elune wedged in my head. She answers when she feels like it."
"That's... curious."
"Alright you maniacs! We did the thing! Go home!" She flapped her arms.
Grogek chuckled. "You and your emotions."
She jerked a finger at him. "You made me this way, you pain in my ass."
He tugged her over. "And you love every minute of it."
"Yeah, maybe." She pushed him away. "Fuck it." She jumped into the training ring and grabbed her staff off the rack. "Someone challenge me."
Grogek and Jordan followed her in. Grogek pulled his axe. "As you wish."
Stephanie leaned over to Jenny. "Wow."
"I told you!" Jenny bounced on her toes. "Isn't she amazing?"
"Why are they trying to kill each other?"
Mark snorted. "They're not really trying. They love each other so much; it's almost painful to watch. This? This is just one of the many ways they enjoy each other. Elunara eats energy, and the more the gets, the stronger she gets. But it has a side effect sort of like getting drunk off your ass. If she doesn't burn it off, she'll get a nasty headache and become endlessly cranky." He watched for some time.
Jenny sighed and put her hands on her belly. "I love that woman." She whispered.
Mark wrapped his arm around her waist. "I do too."
"See, Daddy?" Lucy pointed. "Isn't she amazing?"
"I guess those three would have a right to tell you how good or bad you were." He murmured.
Elunara planted the staff on the ground and used it to launch herself up. Coming back down, she twirled, dodging both weapons and slipping harmlessly below, she slid out and cracked Grogek behind the knee. He stumbled, and swung his axe backwards, catching her ankle on the broadside. She winced as she landed, bouncing on one foot. Going back into the air, she flipped over both of their heads and caught Jordan on the back of the neck.
Landing on her good foot, she spun, narrowly avoided the axe, and clocked Grogek on the chin. He dodged her next couple, as she continued to bounce around on the one foot. Jordan caught her in the thigh and she hissed and kicked out with her bad foot. The shot went wild and she caught him in the nose. Wincing, she dove out of the way, rolled a few, before flinging the staff upwards and blocking both weapons.
"Stay your hands!" Varian called out.
Both men dropped the head of their weapons to the ground, holding hilts up.
"Elunara, how long did you plan to fight on that broken ankle?"
All attention was on Elunara as she struggled to stand. She put her hand on the slice in her leg and focused on healing it. "I thought my body would repair itself."