Author's notes: This story contains drinking, drug use, anal and brother/sister incest, so if those things bother you, please do not read any further. Your feedback is invaluable to me, so please comment or message me with any constructive feedback or just to say how much you liked the story. All characters are over 18.
"Dude, your sister gives the BEST fucking blowjobs!" Tyler said.
I groaned. Tyler knew it annoyed me when he talked about his sex life with my sister so he made sure to bring it up whenever possible.
"I'm serious dude!" He continued "If there was an academy awards for cock sucking, your sister would definitely win the oscar."
"Dude, I really don't want to hear about my sister having sex. Can you stop bringing it up?"
"I'll try, but she's so hot, I don't know if I can talk about anything else."
I groaned again, put down my controller and got up from the couch.
"Where you going?" Tyler asked
"There's no way I can sit here and listen to you while sober. I need a beer... or twelve."
Tyler and I had been best friends since we were in grade school and despite the fact that he liked to push my buttons, I was really glad that he and my sister, Jenny, were together. We all gave each other grief but in reality, I love the two of them more than anyone else on the planet and I was glad they were making each other happy.
"Yo grab me one while you're in there Mikey!" Tyler called out.
"What do I look like? Your fuckin' waitress?" I yelled back but grabbed two bottles of Corona out of the fridge.
Heading back into the living room, I handed Ty his beer and plopped down beside him on the couch, taking a big swig from mine.
"Thanks." He said "Now here's your tip!" He moved the controller away from his lap to reveal his cock poking out from his open fly. I spit out my mouthful of beer in a spray. A bunch of it landed in his lap.
"Dude what the fuck?" He yelled, laughing.
"You're fucked in the head dude." I said, but I was laughing too. "That's what you get for being a pervert flasher!" The great thing about Tyler was that you never knew what he was going to do next. My phone chimed. It was a text from Amanda; AWESOME. I got up again.
"You know a good waitress would help me clean it up!" He said, making a blowjob gesture with his hand.
"Guess you're going to have to do it yourself!" I replied, making a jerking off gesture back at him.
I checked the message.
'Hey Mikey. What are you up to this weekend?' It said
'I'm going to the Electric Winter Fest with Tyler and Jenny. Why?'
'Oh' She wrote back with a sad face emoji 'I was hoping we could hang out this weekend...I really wanted to spend some time with you'
I pumped my fist. Amanda was one of the hottest girls I've ever seen. We met during our last year of college two years ago and I'd had a hardcore crush on her the whole time. About two months ago I'd finally gotten the courage to actually ask her out and we'd gone on a couple of dates. Things seemed to be going well but hadn't progressed very far physically, a fact that I was really hoping to change in the near future.
'I could get you an extra ticket if you want to go. It's an outdoor festival and we're staying all three days, so you'd have to camp out but we have plenty of room in the tent and there will be tons of great music.' I replied.
'REALLY!! OMG!!! THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!!!'
'Yeah no problem. I can't wait to spend some time with you too!'
"Oh fuck yeah!" I said out loud.
"What's up?" Tyler asked "You just learn gay marriage is legal?"
"HA HA. I just got a text from Mandy. She wants to hang this weekend."
"What?!? Dude you can't bail on Electric Winter!"
"I'm not. I'm gonna buy her a ticket."
"Wow dude. You sure? Tickets for the weekend are like five hundred bucks."
"Yeah I'm sure. Who needs a savings account anyway?"
"OK man. Maybe you'll finally get laid so you can stop jerking off to your sister."
I knocked his controller out of his hand just as he was entering a dangerous zone, and watched with glee as a whole army of Nazis unleashed on him.
"That's fucked up dude." He said.
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Tyler and I hung out at my house playing video games and drinking beer until my sister Jenny got home from her job at the local pub.
"Hey guys. Starting early huh? Must be five o'clock somewhere I guess." She teased, seeing the collection of empties we had on the coffee table in front of us.
Tyler often teased me about having a thing for my sister but he was wrong about that. What he wasn't wrong about was how hot my sister was. Even though I didn't have a thing for her, I had to admit (even if it was only to myself) that she was smokin'. She was often compared to the actress Natasha Lyonne and for good reason. She had the same style of reddish brown hair, a combination of frizzy and curly. Her face looked similar too; Jenny could pull off the sexy smolder and the fun loving, "up for anything look" equally well. Of course her body was one of the biggest similarities, somehow petite and stacked at the same time. She had a pretty nice ass and a shapely figure but with big tits, ones that were JUST short of being too big for her frame. Like I said, I didn't have a thing for her (she's my sister for crying out loud), but as a hormonal young man I'd be lying if I said that I didn't occasionally appreciate the way she looked. This was definitely one of those times as she looked great in her work outfit, an all black outfit with a short skirt and button up shirt, the buttons unbuttoned enough to show some cleavage and visibly straining to contain it.
"Ty's been trying to get me drunk enough to put out. He said this whole thing with you has just been a way to get to me." I joked.
"Not with Jenny looking this good!" He said, reaching up and grabbing her ass.
She playfully slapped his hand away. "Stop it, I look gross." She said. "Let me take a shower and then I'll join you guys for a beer."