Things at home began to change the night she popped the question. Suzan and I had been married for 21 years, we had an 18 year old son Seth. She was a housewife and as far as I knew had always been faithful. We were in bed reading as we always did to unwind at night, when she asked the unthinkable.
"Did you ever fuck your mother?"
"Do what?" I responded confusingly.
"You heard me." She continued. "When you were young and living at home, did you ever fuck your mother?"
"What kind of demented question is that?" I asked.
"It's not demented... in fact it's quite common, most people just don't talk about it. When you're younger I can understand keeping such a thing hush-hush, so that your father doesn't find out, but that was a long time ago and I think you can talk to your wife of all people about it now, don't you?" She asked.
"No, I didn't fuck my mother. I believe that's called incest and last time I checked it was against the law." I stated.
My wife chuckled.
"Yeah, so is adultry and last time I heard ninty-percent of the married population was commiting it." She answered.
"Well, I certainly hope our marriage is one of the ten percent." I said.
Suzan rolled her eyes and smiled.
"Then you at least fantisized about fucking your mother?" She said.
"No, I didn't fantisize, she was my mother for God sakes!" I shouted.
My wife shook her head.
"Liar." She said. "Most all teenaged boys fantisize about fucking their mothers, it's a well known fact. You fantisized about fucking your mother like Seth fantisizes about fucking me."