It came wrapped in brown paper, we always saved such things on the farm. It lay beside my place at the table when momma called us to breakfast. I saw the little smile on her face as I sat down. Daddy asked me if I wanted my present and the little girl rose up in my 19 year old self and squealed excitedly that I did. I grabbed it, untied the string, unwrapped the paper, and there it was, a perfectly shaped, completely shelled corncob. Daddy had found some blackberries and made a dye to color the end of it so that it had a "head", and he'd whittled the kernel beds away from a few inches of the stem end to make a handle of it's core. All in all it was a wonderful craftsman's example of a tool for a woman's self-fucking pleasures.
I couldn't wait to try it out! Raising one leg over the bench to straddle it I began working the "head" up and down my slit. Gammy, my grandmother, was sitting next to me and saw and reached over my shoulder to tweak my nipples, that always helps me get really wet, and slowly slowly I worked it up inside me. Hmmm, those rough husks where the kernels had been were hard and scratchy, and I didn't like that so I pulled it back out. Daddy saw and apologetically said he hadn't thought about how that would feel. Momma took it from em, looked it over, and declared she could sew an oilcloth wrapper on it to smooth it out. I got up and gave daddy a "thank you" kiss and pulled on his dick a bit for good measure. And we went on with breakfast.
That afternoon, momma presented me with my dildo sewn into an oilcloth covering of checkerboard pattern. Off to the couch I go, Bobby, my brother in tow, to try it out. I thought that putting it in my mouth to get it slicked up might help, but Ugh! Oilcloth doesn't taste good at all. Bobby saw and suggested some vaseline and went to get it. We smeared some on and in it went slick as oil on water. I pumped that gift while Bobby sucked my titties, but soon realized that the seam momma had sewn in the oilcloth was feeling harsh, so I pulled the Gift out and sure enough that seam had bunched up and the oilcloth was trying to slide off the cob.
I wouldn't hurt momma's feelings for the world, but quietly that oilcloth was removed and we decided maybe just getting those husks wet would soften them, so the two of us took turns licking all over the cob. It worked! In a few minutes of both of us licking and Bobby licking my pussy some too, those husks softened and into my frantic pussy it went.
I pulled Bobby's dick into my mouth and was working that corncob dildo to beat the band. Bobby was pulling and twisting my nipples, his dick was thumping with every heartbeat, my pussy was beginning to pulse and swell, that corncob dildo was twisting and pumping, and my pussy just went absolutely wild. Guess what my new best toy was after that. Daddy was so pleased to see me of an evening around the fireplace pleasuring my pussy with his gift and, leaving him be I suppose. Momma was reconciled that her oilcloth invention hadn't worked. Bobby was happy that I was back to sucking his dick regularly, and my honeypot was making honey by the gallon. A country girl can survive - with a bit of help!