This story is a work of fiction. Some real institutions are mentioned, but they are used fictitiously. Insofar as the author knows, no real person affiliated with any of those institutions has ever behaved as described in this story. Any similarities between any character in this story and any real person are coincidental and unintended. I encourage comments on this story, both favorable and unfavorable. Thank you for reading.
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I'm six years older than my sister Megan. I was off at college before she started high school. Between hanging onto the wrestling scholarship that paid for college and levering that scholarship into a degree in geotechnical engineering. I didn't get home much. I followed my bachelor's with three years of law school in Michigan, which was also hard work. After law school, I went to a firm and worked like a dog for a couple of years. I left the law firm for a consulting firm. Primarily, the consulting firm advised and represented real estate developers in securing permits, permissions, and variances for their projects from local governments. Relative to the rest of our firm, I had some ability to be the front or spokesman for our clients, meaning I was the person who travelled around to meet with planning and zoning boards around the country.
At age 30, I simply hadn't seen my sister much. Megan was a state champion high school tennis player and parlayed that into a college scholarship. In college, she wasn't a star but played regularly from freshman year on. On those occasions when I got home to Columbus see Mom and Dad; Megan was usually playing tennis somewhere. After her graduation, Megan entered the university's master's in sports administration program and became a graduate assistant tennis coach, so she was still travelling with the team. In the dozen years since I left high school, I doubt that I'd seen my sister for more than a few hours.
I had been with the consulting firm for three years when I turned 30. I'd travelled all over the country for work but hadn't had a vacation in that time, apart from an occasional day off which I used to rest or clean my Chicago apartment. Everyone at the firm agreed I needed a vacation. My enthusiasm was limited. Time permitting, I had been dating an attorney at the firm I used to work for. Amanda and I finally agreed that spring that our careers were more important to us than each other. We split up.
When my firm ordered me to take time off, I couldn't get enthused about an expensive trip alone. I decided to stay in Chicago, see the Cubs, and see whether I still had any friends. Then Mom called.
Dad and Mom had both done very well financially, Dad as an investment advisor and Mom as an OB/GYN. Although they were only in their fifties, they had retired. They had bought a vacation home on a lake in East Tennessee that I'd never seen. Mom invited me to spend the week of July 4 with them on the lake. "Megan's coming too," Mom said. "When was the last time you saw her?"
"Uh, five years ago, I think," I replied. "We all met at Starbucks for a half hour on my way out of Columbus after a deposition."
"She's grown up a lot since then," Mom said. "The lake is great," she continued, "and cell phone service is terrible so you can really have a few days off." It didn't sound bad and I felt I ought to reconnect with my family, so I said I'd go. "Try to get here by July 2," Mom said.
Mom's call was followed a few hours later by a call from Megan. I didn't remember that she had such a great, low, sexy voice. "Are you driving to Mom and Dad's lake house from Chicago?" Megan asked.
I pulled up my calendar. "I'm in a meeting in Colorado Springs on the first," I said. "I'll have to fly back to Chicago that night, get some clean clothes and fly, to Knoxville I guess, the next morning and rent a car if I'm going to be there on the second."
Megan was quiet for a moment. Then she said, "Tell you what, I can drive down from Columbus. Send me your flight info and I'll pick you up in Knoxville."
"Have you been to Mom and Dad's place on the lake?" I asked.
"No," Megan said, "but Mom gave me directions."
Arrogantly, I replied "I've got GPS."
July 2 was a day of surprises. The first came as I passed security at Knoxville airport. I had noticed a drop-dead gorgeous brunette standing outside security waiting. I felt a brief pang of envy at the thought she was waiting to meet a boyfriend. The brunette started towards me and said, "Will?"
I stopped. The brunette kept coming. I guess she saw the perplexed look in my face. "Will, it's me, Megan," the brunette said. The young woman approaching me had shoulder-length brown hair framing a beautiful face with big blue eyes, sensuous lips, and a mildly strong chin. Two moderately large breasts swelled under her white polo shirt and two firm, tanned legs extended from her shorts to her tennis shoes. I was having real trouble believing this beauty was related to me in any way. Megan chuckled, "You don't recognize me, do you?"
"What happened to the skinny, timid girl I saw in Starbucks five years ago?" I asked.
Megan did a quick spin. "She grew up and filled out a little bit." Indeed.
We got into Megan's old Toyota and left the airport. My GPS did fine while we stayed on I-40 and I-81. While we were cruising the Interstate, I asked, "so Sis, how's your personal life."
"Please don't call me 'Sis," Megan replied. She paused, before adding "what personal life?"
"I thought Mom said you were dating some golfer?" I replied.
"Bennett," Megan said. "There wasn't much dating because he was out on tour, you know, that secondary tour where they play in Dothan, Alabama and Fort Wayne? He didn't get his PGA tour card, again, last year. He did get a job this spring as assistant pro at some high-end club in Palm Springs. I'm not sure he meant it, but he asked me to go there with him. I've got a good shot at becoming head tennis coach in a few years right where I am. I'm not walking away from that. So, we split up a couple of months ago. What about you?"
I told Megan about Amanda. She laughed, "I guess careers are more important to both of us than getting laid regularly."
We exited where the GPS told me to and followed its instructions for about an hour until we came, literally, to a dead end. There were no lakes to be seen. Megan pulled out the sheet on which she had written the directions from Mom. After studying them a while, she said, "I think we should have gone north on 70 when we got off the Interstate." Having put the GPS device away, we reached a closed gate that matched Mom's description a couple of hours later. Megan picked up the phone outside the gate, dialed a number and, after a few moments said, "Mom, we're at the gate." A moment later, there was a loud click and the gate swung open.
On our left as we followed a blacktop drive, we could see an arm of a lake below us. There were houses scattered on the hillside above it. We'd gone, maybe, half a mile when we saw a gravel drive with a post bearing the number 8. "That's it," Megan said and turned into the drive. We went down the hillside through some evergreens until the drive widened into a gravel parking area in front of what appeared to be a recent, small, one story building. Megan parked next to a Subaru Outback with Ohio plates. We got out, went to the door, and rang the bell.
The door opened to the day's second, bigger, surprise for both Megan and me. Dad had opened the door. Mom was standing next to him. Mom exclaimed, "Megan! Will! It's so good to see you both at the same time! Did you have a good trip?"
Megan and I were both speechless. Yes, the people standing in front of us were our mother and father. However, they looked dramatically different than I'd ever seen them before. That was because they were both stark naked.
The silence grew. Megan and I looked at each other. Finally, Dad said, "What's wrong?"