Hope you enjoy this one, as usual UK English is the language, so colour, not color, Mum not Mom if you don't like it, look elsewhere, otherwise I hope you like it.
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"You have got to be joking, are you completely mad?"
Sandra Jansen stared at her husband defiantly, hands on hips. At fifty six, sixteen stone and five feet seven, she was a whole lot of woman. She heaved a sigh and her forty two E cup breasts lifted in her tight underwired bra, her blue eyes flashed a danger signal.
Dave, her husband at fifty eight, fourteen stone and five feet nine, looked at her with his cow brown eyes wide and sparkling.
"Nope, I want you to come out to the Boss's house for a meal with him and his wife, and I'd like you to wear your red dress, and no underwear apart from some thigh high hold up stockings." he repeated, "I dare you to, just for once try something different, the dress will hold your boobs up and no one will know you're not wearing knickers, go on please."
"Why, I mean the meal fair enough, but why this shit about no underwear, why bother asking when you know it's not going to happen?"
"I thought for just once in your life you might actually want to do something to please me, rather than just yourself, I mean what harm can there be?"
"I wear panty liners, you know I have to, so without any I won't feel safe, so the answers a definite no." She glared, daring him to answer her back.
"One night, for a few hours, that's all I'm asking, just once do something outside your comfort zone, then you can get me to do anything you want, ok."
"No, it's not ok, why do you bother? You know I can't bear being touched anymore, you won't get sex even if I did it."
"So just do it, just once just as a dare, all I ask is that you try, ok?"
"No, I won't and if you mention it again I swear I'll swing for you."
"Ok, I tried, and you can't blame me for that. I'll tell Roy we'll be there about seven ok?"
"Fine, find out if we should bring wine or a dessert or some after meal treats, whatever."
Dave nodded and dug his mobile out, turning away he dialed work and asked for Roy his boss.
"Hi.. Oh hi, yes, OK thanks, yes we can make it on Saturday, Sandra says should we bring anything, Wine, flowers, Dessert, chocolates, no okay, well thank you for asking and we look forward to seeing you about seven, yeah, No, no not keen on it, yeah ok, thanks, bye, bye, bye-bye."
"What did he say?"
"We don't need to bring a thing just ourselves, and relax and enjoy the company."
"what aren't you keen on?"
"Oh nothing, nothing to worry about, just a joke that's all."
"Out with it, come on what's going on with you two?"
"Look it doesn't matter okay, nothing you need to bother with?"
"No it's not okay, there's something going on and you're now being stupid about it. Just tell me, I couldn't be any more annoyed with you than I am now."
"Wanna bet?"
"Pardon? why would I want to bet?"
"Look it's nothing, just leave it, it's not important."
"Oh but it's not so unimportant you can't tell me what it is?"
"Work, just some work."
"Work, some little sentence about work and you go all coy, you're hiding something and I want to know what it is?"
"No you don't! trust me, you really don't!"
"OK spill it because I'm not moving 'til you tell me, so come on out with it."
"Please just leave it, it's nothing, just back off and leave it."
"No I won't just leave it, tell me Dave, tell me now!"
"Oh for God's sake! Roy bet me two hundred quid, I couldn't persuade you to go to their place without underwear, payment on confirmation, in cash, happy now?"
"You bastard, you took his bet, you accepted? What am I a just a bit of meat, a slutty pro you picked up, how dare you and how dare he, you wait until Moira knows about this she'll skin him alive." Sandra's eyes blazed and she ground her right foot into the carpet..
"Moira knows, I bet the same thing, that was Moira on the phone she's accepted but now knows you won't, so Roy said she could have his two hundred too."
"You're lying, Moira wouldn't do that she's too much of a lady, give me that phone I'll call her now."
Dave sighed and handed over his mobile, Sandra noted he wasn't trying to stop her. She held the phone in her palm, looking him up and down.
"You're telling the truth aren't you?"
"Yup."
"That bitch is going to take two hundred quid off each of you for not wearing knickers on Saturday?"
"Yup, four hundred quid for letting the air get to her fanny."
"Oh no she isn't. OK I'll do it, but you my lad are going to have to cough up for a new dress, and you get to spend Saturday helping me choose it."
"But I was going to the match Saturday afternoon,"
"Cancel it if you want my bare bum and saggy tits sitting next to you on Saturday night."
"Ok, where are we going?"
"We are going to town buster, so dig deep, this little bet of yours is going to cost you big time, bring all your cards and plenty of cash, oh and lunch is on you."