"Oh, shit-ahahahah-phew"
The esthetician rolled her eyes, before slathering the next part of my legs to wax. She'd already stripped my chest and abs bare, and was now working on the Brazilian portion of our appointment.
Blonde-haired, tall, thick and very busty--- she wasn't a perfect match for my type, but she was extremely attractive, which was part of my problem. A problem exacerbated each time she leaned over me to rip the wax off my naked body, large tits pressing tight against me. We were about half-way done, but I could tell my little--well, I'm not that modest, it was rapidly becoming fairly large-- problem was straining the limits of her professionalism. I've never been one to cum at the slightest touch of a woman, my current status of a virgin notwithstanding. But something about being rolled on my back, legs in the air, ass exposed, dick and balls being displayed in all their glory to a very attractive girl-- it all just combined, in time with her bending over me, grabbing my dick at the base to secure it as she ripped up a sheet of wax-- my balls suddenly contracted, my cock suddenly writhed in her hand, and I shot load after load into the air.
Tiffany, as I now noticed her name-tag read, just stood there in shock. My cock had begun to recede, its proud emissions having left a trail across my chest, abs, and... She dabbed at her cheek as I now saw several huge gobs had painted her face.
"Oh, fuck I'm so sorry!"
"I think it's best if you just go ahead and go."
I quickly hopped off the table and put my clothes on in a rush.
Wary that I might get called in for assault, however unintentional, I again apologized profusely as I walked out of the room. She didn't make eye contact with me and just stood at the door waving me out. I took a few steps down the hallway before looking back. She still wasn't looking at me, but... I swear I could see a blush to her cheeks and a quick dart of her tongue to the corner of her mouth where some cum had begun to gather.
While that last sight would normally turn me on to no end, I was more just grateful that it seemed likely she wouldn't be reporting me for my... indiscretion with my secretions. I was about halfway home, before I realized I was only halfway through with my waxing. I stopped at the pharmacy, awkwardly looking for a wax kit. I wasn't even sure if it was something you could do on your own. While I waited on the bored looking cashier I reflected back on my original reasoning for going to get waxed to begin with. I'd just recently begun getting intimate with my unofficial girlfriend of a few months. We were both due to graduate high-school soon. I'd noticed that she was clean-shaven or waxed, and had begun to feel guilty for the bush of hair I was subjecting her to in return. I began reminiscing how her long smooth legs looked as she lowered her pussy to my eager face. How she'd hold my legs as she worked my soft cock with her tongue, the feeling as it engorg--- "Sir. Sir!"
I shook my head as I looked at the cute cashier prompting me to checkout. A quick cut of her eyes alerted me to my unexpected erection. I quickly shuffled forward, as her lips quirked into a smile. Raven-haired, pale, and petite but with perky little tits, she seemed like the archetype of sexy emo girls I'd heard about but only rarely interacted with. Her smile grew a little larger when she saw what I was buying. "So you keep that little guy waxed do you?" I self-consciously scratched the back of my head while she rang up the kit. "Well, I'm sort of just experimenting this time". She marked something down on my receipt and handed me my bag. "Well, I also like experimenting. You can learn a lot about someone like that." She gave an impish grin that still somehow failed to drill into me that she was definitely hitting on me. I'd certainly file it away in the spank-bank, but in the moment I instinctively, foolishly, dismissed it as a bored cashier's banter, gave her a smile and some words in farewell and headed home.
***
Lisa twisted and looked at her backside in the mirror. The bright orange bikini struggled mightily to contain her curves. For the past six months she had been working out with a singular focus, and while she had some cellulite still and couldn't quite squeeze into the cheeky bikini --a relic from her 20s-- without her large breasts spilling out, or without half her ass cheeks rolling over the top, she had to admit she was starting to look really good. Hell, as a mom of two who still worked full-time, she was damn proud of herself. She just wished her husband Steve were half as appreciative. She loved the man, but he hardly seemed receptive to her needs for the last decade. She sometimes wondered if there was another woman but pushed the thought aside. Even if there was another woman, she'd just work herself harder and make him realize what he was missing. And then dump his ass. If he was cheating.
She was just noticing the light brown tufts of hair flowing out the top of her bikini bottoms and debating what to do with them when she heard the light knock on the ajar door to her bedroom.
Panicked, she quickly turned around to see her son at the door, hand paused mid-knock, staring agog at her. She quickly brought her hands up to try to preserve some modesty around her barely hidden bosom as he froze like a deer with its eyes in a pair of highbeams- which wasn't too far from the truth. Belatedly she realized her attempt at covering her breasts had exposed her even more scandalous bottoms as his eyes slowly tracked down the milky white contours toward her bikini line and the embarrassing bush it was failing to contain.
"w-will...---WILLIAM!" She finally plucked up some wit and managed to yell out her son's name and break whatever spell he was under. He blushed and started stammering excuses as he backed up rapidly, quickly finding the mess of bags and luggage near the door as he began to tumble backward. Embarrassment forgotten, Lisa rushed forward to check on her son as he lay on the floor. "Jesus, I'm so sorry Will, Steve left all this crap here even after I warned him. Oh baby I'm so sorry!" She was now bent over Will, heedless of how transfixed he was on the two large hanging orbs in front of him. "I'm okay mom, really, just a little dazed is all."
"Well, at least let me help you to your room."
Will started to object, but some newly awakened, perverse part of him demanded he accept her offer of help as his barely clothed mother wrapped his arm around her shoulder and helped support him to his room. It wasn't just his mother's now newly registered sex appeal that surprised him though.
"Mom, when did you get so strong? I feel like you could practically carry me to my room if you wanted."
Lisa felt an unexpected sense of pride at having her hard work be recognized at last.
"Well, I have been working out almost daily for quite a few months now. Amazing what a few squats can do for you!"
She helped ease him onto his bed, as she relished the praise her son had given. She was vaguely aware that his hand seemed to trace down a lot of her exposed skin as he withdrew his arm. She might have called him out on it, jokingly as she gathered he was still a little out of sorts, except she suddenly became aware of the goosebumps that suddenly raced out across her body.
This momentary reverie was broken when he suddenly exclaimed in pain as he went to lean back on his wrist. He began to inspect it as she got down on her knees to look at it as well. She grabbed his hand and began to turn it over, tracing it with her fingers. She noticed now that it had begun bruising and did indeed looked slightly deformed from the fall.
"Well, it looks like it's broken. We're definitely gonna have to get this looked at son. Stay here, I'll go get dressed and pull the car around, and then we'll head over to the clinic."
***
Will watched, intently, as his mom walked-- no, now that he was paying attention, his mother's hips could only be said to sashay out of the room. Tiny bikini scrunching even further into her ass. Despite the pain plaguing his right arm, he tried to burn everything he just saw into memory. Mom's adorably shocked face as he barged in on her, chestnut pubes curling out of her bikini, and finally how her tits had looked as she kneeled at the foot of his bed to look at his wrist. A part of him had prayed to the god of textiles and knots that her bikini top would come untied at that moment, exposing her ample bosom to him while she was perched just inches away from his cock. They had ignored his prayers this time and as his excitement began to fade, he began to feel a bit guilty for having such depraved thoughts for his mother.
**
"I'll be the first to sign it!"
"I'm not sure signing slings is really a thing mom..."
Will's mom's exuberance was hard to resist, and his spirits began to rise again. His injury was minor, a relatively routine fix but he would need to wear a sling for at least a few weeks. His mom had bizarrely insisted on assisting him up the stairs and into his bedroom again, despite the only painkillers he was on being a heavy dose of aspirin.