I woke up in pain. I didn't open my eyes or try to move, I just listened and felt. I was laying on my back on a mattress and pillow which were covered in fresh smelling linens. There were voices in the distance, and while I couldn't tell what they were saying the tone of the conversations didn't sound threatening. I figured nobody was going to come in shooting if I moved around a little. I opened my eyes and glanced around.
I was in a private room in a hospital. I had a tube in my arm from an IV bottle that was dripping something into my body and I was wired for pulse and oxygen level monitoring. I was nude but covered by a sheet. I lifted the sheet to check: no urinary catheter. I pulled the IV tube out and pressed down on the hole in my arm and pushed myself out of bed and walked to the bathroom to check myself out.
I had a bandage on my chest and another on my head. I pulled the first one off: gunshot wound. A small angry hole right next to another, older puckered little scar. I turned around and looked at my back: no exit wound, so they had dug it out. Hopefully. I moved my left arm around to see how bad it would be: it hurt, but it worked.
I pulled the bandage off my head. Something, probably another bullet, had grazed a glancing blow across the side of my forehead and left a bloody little trail a ways into my hairline. I supposed I was lucky. On the other hand most of the pain was in my head so I didn't exactly feel super about it.
I put water on a washcloth and washed the little bit of blood away, then rinsed it again and ran it over my face to try and clear out some of the cobwebs. I used the toilet and then went to the room's small closet and felt through pants pockets until I found a wallet, then took it to the bed and sat down and stared at it.
That's how the nurse found me.
"What are you doing out of bed?" she said. She was young and pretty and dressed in scrubs and looked and sounded competent and confident. "If you need to use the bathroom you need to call me. Now lay back down and let me get that IV reinserted."
"No."
"You're not going to give me any trouble, are you?"
"No, but I'm not going back to bed. I appreciate that you're just doing your job, but I'm getting dressed and getting out of here."
"You can't leave," she said. "Your doctor isn't here to release you, but I can tell you that if she were here she'd say that you need at least another day of observation."
"Then I'm leaving AMA," I said. I stood up and walked to my closet.
"You're not getting dressed."
"I am unless you want me to walk out of here naked."
She stared at me and fretted a bit, then said, "Okay. Just please wait here for a few minutes while I find one of the women who's been sitting with you. I think she went down to the cafeteria. Please get back in bed and cover yourself up and I'll bring her back here and maybe she can talk some sense into you, okay?"
I wanted to get out but I didn't have any idea where to go, and maybe these women would, so I said "Okay," and she helped me back into my bed and covered me with a sheet.
"I'll be back as soon as I can," she said, and left.
It didn't take long. My nurse walked back in towing a gorgeous young girl. On its own, some part of my mind started observing and recording facts: about 5'4", blond-haired, blue-eyed, expensive clothes and purse, designer shoes, no obvious weapons - although something could be in the purse. She ran to the bed.
"Johnny, you're awake, thank God!" She took my hand and leaned down to kiss me. That autorecord part of my mind observed that her kiss was long and lingering - a lover's kiss.
"Yes, I'm awake," I said. "Are you going to help me get out of here?"
"Dawn and I were talking about that," the nurse said. "She agrees that you should stay here at least until the doctor can look at you."
"And when would that be?"
"Well... sometime tomorrow morning, I'm afraid."
I pushed the sheet off of me and got out of bed again, headed for the closet.
"Nope," I said. "I'm leaving. I'll sign whatever you want me to sign, but I've got to get out of here right now."
"Johnny, why do you have to leave?" Dawn said. "Where do you have to go?"
I looked at her. "Honestly, Sweetie, I have no fucking clue."
She looked at me, then looked at the nurse. "I'm taking him home with me," she said. "I'll get him dressed and we'll take care of your paperwork." She looked at me again. "Johnny, are you okay with just coming home with me?"
"It depends," I said. "Who are you?"
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The nurse left, saying that she was going to call my doctor.
When Dawn had recovered from her shock she pushed me back onto the bed. "Stay," she said. She handed me her purse, then handed me the wallet I had been looking at just a bit ago.
"What?" I said.
"Look at your driver's license, and look at mine."
There was a crapload of stuff in her purse. What is it with women, anyway? I found her wallet and opened it up and looked back and forth between the licenses.
"We live together?" I said.
She sat down next to me and put her arm around me.
"Johnny, I'm your niece. Don't you remember me?"
I stared at her face, willing the memories to come forward. Nothing. Then I realized something.
"Shit," I said, and tried to move back under the sheet. She just held onto me.
"What? Johnny, what's wrong?"
I stood up and moved away from her. "If what you say is true, 'niece' and 'naked uncle' don't really go well together."
That made her laugh. Hard.
"Johnny, there's a lot I have to tell you. But for now let's just say that it's okay if I see your body. I see it all the time, and I love it. I love you."
That's the point at which a candy striper chose to enter my room. She stopped and stared at my body and turned bright red. I stepped behind Dawn.
"Sorry," I said.
"It happens," she said. "I'll come back later." She backed out and pulled the door closed.
"Well that was awkward," I said.
"Happens all the time," Dawn said.
"What?"
"You're a nudist, Johnny. You're naked more often than you're clothed. You wind up flashing people all the time."
"That's bizarre, and no I'm not," I said. "She was just a little girl. She doesn't need to see that shit."
"She was 15 or 16," Dawn said. "I can guarantee you that she's seen it before." She looked into my eyes. "Johnny, I want you to wait for the doctor to see you. I need you to wait here for her to try and figure out what's wrong with you." She moved her fingers gently over my head wound. "What do you remember?"
I stared at her, wondering whether to trust her. She seemed honest and caring, and empathetic. But then again this could all be some sort of orchestrated setup, that little part of my mind told me. Orchestrated by who, though - and why?
I breathed deeply and told her. I didn't have any objective reason to trust her, but for some damned reason I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt.