I collapsed in my bed, my head swimming with thoughts of the past couple of days. On the one hand, I was banging every woman in my house. On the other hand, my Mom didn't seem to like it, and was using me as a whore for her cougar club. While I would normally kill for these problems, they were starting to build up and it was a bit concerning.
Not to mention, I wasn't making any progress on finding an architecture job. This was clearly going to be the summer of my life, and I'd be lucky to survive it with my dick intact, but I couldn't go on fucking my biological family for a living. Or their neighbors.
My dick throbbed with a bit of pain, having seen a lot of action in the past few days. I felt a pang of paranoia as I thought about how many strange holes it'd seen in the past few days. What if I caught something? If I was going to keep having unprotected sex all over the place, I really needed a test. I made a mental note to find a clinic or something nearby.
I dozed off and had sex-plagued dreams, weird dreams about strangers and gloryholes and dick-shriveling diseases. Once I woke up I realized that as much fun as this was, it was a real mindfuck. I threw on a pair of gym shorts and sauntered downstairs, still groggy and somewhat depressed.
"Hi, bro," Vicky teased from the table. She was knitting or some shit. "Sarah wanted me to thank you for yesterday." She spoke in code, even though nobody else was in the room. I liked to think it was because she was cautious, but she really just enjoyed being secretive.
"Yeah, I may have to call today off though." She set down her knitting needles and looked genuinely angry. "Vick, I just have to get some stuff done. Believe me," I chuckled, "this is a ton of fun. But I still need to find a job." I left out the part about getting tested for diseases, nobody wants to hear that if they're expecting you to fuck them in the ass later that day.
"Fine." She went back to her knitting and I turned to the countertop covered with room temperature leftovers. "Just remember I'm closing tonight." Vicky's gas station responsibilities were increasing as she got her life together. She was trying to emulate Bella's success, seeing that hard work and school could pay off in life.
"Ok," I picked up the phonebook from the top of the fridge and started munching on some cold bacon. "Maybe I'll come and visit you tonight?" Vicky looked up and grinned. I found a doctor and prepared an appointment.
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"Bella?" I knocked on her door. It was kind of funny to think that I knocked on her door to respect her privacy, considering that I'd fucked her in front of our Mom.
"Come in, Jim." I opened the door to see her inspecting her naked body in front of the mirror. "Do my tits look weird to you?" She picked them up and let them go, measuring the sag distance.
"Not at all; they're fucking hot." There was no semblance of modesty in our relationship.
"I dunno. I have to remember I'm not 17 anymore. Sometimes I feel like having big tits is a curse, I feel like they sag faster."
I shrugged, realizing that she was feeling insecure and that this wouldn't turn into an erotic encounter at all. "I need the car, Bella." I hated that I was stuck around the house and had to beg people to drive me everywhere. I was a grown man, but had no car and no means to get around this pathetic town.
"Ugh, damnit Jim. I was going to go meet a girlfriend for a little afternoon delight. Can't I give you a ride later?"
"No, I have an appointment."
Bella turned around to look at me, curious at my sudden responsibilities. "What the hell could you have an appointment for?"
"It's a...doctor appointment."
"Oh shit, what's wrong?" I could tell that she wasn't worried for me at all, but more worried for each of her holes that I'd shot load after load of jizz into. "You don't have something do you?"
"No, I just want to be safe. I figure, Mom's whoring me out and I don't know what those women have..."
Bella laughed as she moved to her dresser to pick out some clothes. "I wouldn't worry; those women don't really get any." She paused and decided between two pairs of panties that were too tiny to be distinguishable. "Still, it's good that you're being careful. I'll take you, bro." She moved over and licked her lips as she grabbed at my dick. "It'll cost you though, baby brother."
I saw the numbers add up in her head as she realized the folly of her plan. "After you pass your tests."
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I bolted out of the doctor's office with a bit of paperwork in my hand. Bella was sweating in the heat of the car, figuring that running the air conditioner would be too expensive. "Jesus Jim, it took you long enough!"
"Sorry," I said as I climbed into the car. "Usually they don't do results in the same day, but I...convinced the nurse." I winked at Bella and saw a look of betrayal in her eyes.
"You can't keep it in your pants for a fucking hour, you fucking dick!" The car roared to life as she angrily punched the gas pedal, cutting off the poor schlub behind us.
It was awkward. I mean, Bella was clearly mad, and I wasn't sure why. She knew that I fucked other women, namely her mom and her lesbian friends. And even our mom's friends. "Is...something wrong, Bella?"
She fumed and I saw her flex her grip on the steering wheel. "You were supposed to fuck me, Jim. We were going to fuck, but apparently you couldn't wait. Or I wasn't good enough for you." I felt like she was glossing over a lot of details, but could tell that she wanted to vent more. "Well," she glared at me. Clearly I was supposed to respond.
"What? No," I couldn't sound sincere. "I just, I figured that we needed the results so that we COULD fuck. I mean...I did it cause I really couldn't wait to fuck you." It was a bullshit lie, if I'd ever told one.
Bella let out a passive-aggressive sigh, and I could tell she didn't buy it. I couldn't think of anything else to say, and she kept quiet. We sat there in silence for awhile until I realized that we were in a strange area that I didn't know. Bella pulled to the side of the road and looked at me. "Get out of the car."
"What?!" There was no way I was going to let this little bitch abandon me in the middle of nowhere, just because I ate out some nurse. "No way, you can't leave me here!"