This is a true story, more or less.
All characters are 18+ if their age is not expressly stated.
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A Word From the Wise
A blinding flash of light immediately followed by a rolling clap of thunder shook my bed. The trees were dancing wildly in the wind as raindrops tapped against the window pane like a chorus of fingers rapping on a tin filing cabinet. The closet door was open a crack and I strained in the dark to see a humanoid-like shape peering back. The farm creeped me out at night to start with, it scared me half to death when it was storming. I pulled the covers over my head, my knees to my chest in a fetal position to guard against whatever was coming to get me. I could almost feel the hands of demons wrapped around my ankle pulling me under the bed.
My heart was pounding in my ears as I dashed for my Uncle's room. I'd be safe with him. Invisible hands grabbed for my nightshirt as I sprinted down the hall on my tiptoes, trying to be stealthy about it. I'm sure that my grandma wouldn't approve.
"Boys can sleep with boys and girls can sleep with girls." She said. "Girls can't sleep with boys because they can have accidents."
I wasn't entirely clear on what she meant by that but I knew that she had the rule so I was as quiet as a mouse when I opened his door and slid under the covers beside him. I turned my back to him as I pulled the sheets up to my chin. I'd be safe there. He'll guard my back and I'll be on the lookout for whatever Spector came my way. He was warm as can be. It was snuggling up to a hot water bottle. I dosed off in my cocoon as the storm faded into the distance bringing holy hell to some other farmhouse.
I was on my left side with my ass to Uncle Buck. My left leg was straight out, and my right leg was bent at the knee, out in front of me; some semi-fetal position I guess. The sensation of something on my leg woke me. It was sweeping along my inner thigh. I froze in place with my eyes wide open as I considered the origin of the contact. It was warm and firm, about the size of a small banana. It advanced slowly up my thigh toward my crotch and then slid back, retracing the same path over and over again with a predictable rhythm.
That's Uncle Buck!
I thought to myself as I gathered my wits through the cobwebs of my dreams.
He's humping my leg! Accidents! I get it now.
My mouth was suddenly parched dry as I flushed with excitement. I held my breath for a moment then I drew long deep breaths to calm myself. I resisted the urge to reach down between my legs or to push my ass closer to him. I didn't know if he was awake or if he was having a wet dream but I didn't want him to stop. I was afraid, that if I moved, he'd stop either way. I scrolled through the Rolodex of pornographic images in my mind's eye, trying to imagine what he looked like. I could feel it; tapered near the tip, thick in the middle, and tapered down again near the base. He was about five years older than me so I'd say, uncircumcised.
I often wonder what it's like to live with something like that, an appendage that has a will of its own. It seems to come alive at the most inappropriate times: classrooms, office spaces, and restaurants. My boyfriend had an erection every morning. I'll give him a reach-around if I was camping out at his place. Sometimes, I could make him cum with just a few tugs but the sex is amazing if he could last long enough to climb on top of me. Uncle Buck was larger than my ex-boyfriend.
Buck made at least a dozen passes up and down my thigh. He was gentle and each stroke moved his cock closer to my crotch until he bumped against my moist clam. He wasn't leaning into me with his hips, it was just his erection. It was just the ghost of a feeling, there but not there. He wasn't firm and deliberate about it but it was so exciting that my nipples were puffing and my crotch was warm and damp. I lifted my knee as little at a time to make room for him.