Maybe I could blame my parents or my wife. I mean, these things just didn't happen. They had an origin, a spark, an inspiration. They came from somewhere.
"OK, baby. It's time." I laid back and let Dante fasten me to the table. Of course, I had to make sure my cheerleader uniform was all straight first.
Maybe it was the mushrooms. You know, that's as good a place to start as any.
Damn, that was just a year ago and so much had changed. New Year's Eve at my parents, we were sitting around enjoying our third, or maybe fourth bottle of champagne. My dad winked at my mom and handed Jenny and me some homemade mushroom candies.
Who doesn't trust their parents? Jenny tried one. Fuck it, I ate three. My dad laughed.
"Steve, just relax and let it happen." It was my dad's voice as the room started to move and dance around me. I could see my mom comforting Jenny. Wait, was she undressing my wife? Shit, fuck, hell, was my dad undressing me?