The Morelands are the only family in Texas that gets along perfectly. It wasn't always that way, of course.
Mr. and Mrs. Moreland, we'll call them Everett and Kelly, used to argue a lot. You see, Everett had a thing for younger women and Kelly had an eye for blondes.
Considering their ages, the married couple was doing pretty well. Everett was about 6'1 and had a tan complexion. His hair was black, short, and curly. His eyes were a clear, watery blue-green, which was striking against his long black eyelashes. He was born with gorgeous teeth, and he stayed in shape by playing basketball.
Kelly was also quite attractive. She was a petite woman, about 5'4, and had red hair and hazel eyes. She wasn't all that slender, but Everett found her attractive.
The Morelands had two children: Chris and Jenna. Chris was a college student in his early twenties, a very handsome young man with heavenly blue eyes and golden blonde hair. He was 6'2 and a football player.
Jenna was eighteen, 5'7 and 130 lbs. She was fairly popular and intelligent. She had long, straight, dark blonde hair and eyes that changed from blue to green.
Kelly and Everett were proud of Chris, but were beginning to worry about their younger child. Lately she had been seeing a twenty-four year old, Jimmy. He was 6'7 and weighed 250 lbs. He had longer, black hair and dark brown eyes. He didn't seem very smart or charming.
You can imagine how angered the rest of the family was when they came home early and found the couple on the living room couch making neck hickeys.
Everett was even angrier than his wife. His face turned tomato red and his eyes nearly shot out of his head. "You slutty, ungrateful whore!"
The family looked at the father in disbelief. None of them had ever heard the high-moraled man use language like that before.
Jimmy was ready to high-tail it out of there. He went to the door and stopped. Then Mr.Moreland said, "That's right, you punk kid, get the hell off of my property!"
It was truly a sight to see the 6' tall, 200 pound man scare the giant youngster out of his house.
Jenna stared at her father, humiliated. "I'm sorry, Daddy."
Everett looked at his pretty teen daughter. She was using her patented puppy dog face-big eyes and a pouty mouth, it never failed. "Aww, sweetheart, I didn't mean to scare your little boyfriend out of here, but you don't want to be a slut, now do you?" He sat beside her, stroking her slightly messed hair.
"No Daddy."
Meanwhile, Chris was examining his pants. Suddenly he realized what a hot little sister he had. Hell, she'd given him a boner! He turned away, hoping his mother wouldn't notice.
Well, she noticed his pants alright, his cute ass, that is. Kelly's eyes were glued to those twenty-something buns of steel. Soon Cris could feel his mom's eyes on his butt, but he didn't feel uncomfortable.
Everett turned around and looked at his wife. They exchanged a "I know what you're thinking" look, and told their kids to sit tight while they talked in the kitchen.
"Honey, did you ever notice how sexy are kids are?" The man asked.
"Honestly? I've been eyeing Chris for a couple years now."
"Really? Do you think we should start a family thing?"
"I don't see why not. Let's go in the living room and tell them about it."
The pair walked into the living room and said, "Hey kids, how about we play a little game?"
