After my first month at college, I was desperate for a girlfriend. Why not me? Wasn't I a good looking 19 year old Italian kid with a bright white smile? But thanks to my DNA, I had hairy legs and a huge bush but I was lazy af as far as grooming was concerned. The girls noticed and laughed at my hairy lower bod on those rare occasions a date went that far. I asked my appearance-obsessed older sister, Taylor, about grooming tips and she suggested I go get waxed. She was not in college yet. She was taking a year off to retake a failed course.
Waxing? Fuck that. That sounded painful. And I'd seen youtube videos of guys screaming as someone tore strips of - what was that crap - honey? Glue? from around their crotch.
"Don't be a baby, Oliver," Taylor laughed, flipping her blonde hair. "Once you start grooming, you get used to it."
Back at school, my roommate, Bryan, gave me a name - "Check out this place called The Jade Flower Grooming Parlor and ask for the Pearl Special. Tell them Bryan from UT sent you."
"Cool, dude, thanks!" I decided to man up and go that weekend.
North end of Austin, I found the place in a strip mall. Jade Flower looked like the kind of place for nails. I walked in and two young pretty Asian women welcomed me at the front desk.
"I'm hear for the Pearl Special? Bryan sent me."
"OK, Pearl Special? $80." She spoke with a musical accent.
Shit, i thought that was expensive, but I guess it was a good price since it was a special.
The woman took me back into a room that had a massage table covered with white towels.
"Please undress, lay down on your back and put your legs up in the stirrups." She swung stirrups from beneath the table like you see in the doctor's office.
My face was red with embarrassment as I undressed and got up on the table. I put my feet into the stirrups and laid back. The woman returned to cover my crotch with a hot wet towel. Then she covered my face with another hot wet towel. It was soothing, relaxing.
"You are so tense! Relax!" She massaged my shoulders a bit.
Soon, I felt the hot towel lifted off my crotch. The woman was explaining with her accented voice that she was going to start pasting me with the hot sugaring paste. I felt her gloved hands pat my stomach and then around my groin.
I flinched when i first felt her apply the hot sugar paste. And then I barely caught my breath the first time she ripped.
"Whoa!" I yelped.
"You, brave boy. You okay?" she teased.
"Yeah."
"Please relax!" RIP!