This is a parody story, no characters represent any real person, alive or deceased.
All characters are over the age of 18, including cartoon characters who have failed several years of school.
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Thursday morning, sitting in homeroom, Steve's mind was in sex-crazed fog as usual. Today though, he had every reason to be distracted. after all he had finally lost his cherry yesterday; to his sister Haley of all people.
Steve was so tied up in his day dreaming that he didn't even see Mrs. Jacobs as she strolled up behind him. The sound of her throat clearing got his attention. She reached down and picked up a sketch, that until now he didn't even realize he'd been absentmindedly working on.
It was a detailed drawing of a large set of naked breasts. Mrs. Jacobs looked away from the sketch and glared down at her horny student, one eyebrow cocked.
'Oh shit!' He thought with a sick look.
Later that afternoon, Francine Smith walked up the school hallway against the traffic flow, kids scrambling around her as the end of the day arrived. Her high-heels clicked against the floor as she searched for her son's classroom.
"Hey sweet lady. Care to take a ride on the speed train." came the sappy come on from Senior, Clint Speed. Francine ignored the boy's ham handed pickup attempt, unaware that her son Steve had shown Clint her eroticly posed image on his cell phone a few days before.
Enjoying the gaze of the older boys, she none the less was annoyed by the amount of cranked up noise and commotion caused by the unruly bunch trying to leave the school for the day. Finally she found her way to room 125.
"Mrs. Smith, I appreciate you coming in to meet with me. I'm very concerned about Steve's performance lately and felt you should be too." Mrs. Jacob's said as they sat near her desk.
"Well thank you for calling me. I wasn't aware there was a problem." Francine said.
"Along with his frequent tardiness Steve seems very distracted during class lately. I'm afraid he's developing a very unhealthy obsession." She said.
"What kind of obsession?" Francine asked, with a hint of concern
"This afternoon I caught him drawing this." The teacher said, setting the boob sketch in front of Francine.
'Tits? Steve is drawing tits at school. Big titties too. Oh my God. I wonder if they're mine?' Francine thought.
"Well; boys will be boys Mrs. Jacobs." Francine giggled nervously.
"So you're not concerned that your son was drawing female breasts during my math class?" The teacher asked with annoyance.
"Yes, of course that part does concern me, but if you're also asking if I consider drawing pictures of naked women an unhealthy obsession for a boy Steve's age? That answer is no." Francine said defensively.
"Mrs. Smith, his grades are slipping rapidly. Something has recently happened to cause this slip." Mrs. Jacob's said with concern.
"Well then, that will be addressed I can assure you. But as far as this "obsession" is concerned, it will not be handled here at school. I will take care of it at home. Anything else Mrs. Jacobs?" Francine asked, with a grandiose little smirk.
As she left school, Steve's little art project clinched tightly in her hand as she drove, Francine came to a decision.
At eleven o'clock that night Steve Smith lay in his bed, finally unwinding after what had been an extremely stressful and nerve racking day. 'How could I have been so stupid and careless?' he thought to himself. I can't believe Mom didn't bring it up at dinner. I'm probably off the hook tonight, but I bet my ass gets grounded when Stan gets back home.'
Completely exhausted, he turned out his lights and lay his head on his pillow, the white noise sound of a lengthy shower running down the hall, followed by the hum of a hair dryer slowly allowing him to peacefully nod off.
The sound of his cell phone receiving a text message awakened Steve from his deep slumber. Reaching out he fumbled blindly on the nightstand until his hand closed around it. Forcing his eyes open, he saw that it was a little after midnight.
"Who the hell is texting me this late?" Steve wondered as he looked at the phone and saw the avatar of his mom in her pink star tank top. "Why is she texting me? God, please don't have her want to talk to me now about that drawing." He pleaded.
TEXT FROM FRANCINE: "Steve, are you still up? I need to talk with you. Can I come to your room?"
TEXT FROM STEVE: "What's wrong."
TEXT FROM FRANCINE: "We need to talk about your school work."
TEXT FROM STEVE: "Now? I guess..."
Shaking his head, Steve put the phone down and forced his tired body to get up. Soon after slipping on a pair of shorts and a tank top, he heard gentle rapping and walked the short distance to his door to open it as he turned on the light for the room.
Fighting the sudden light filling the room, Steve sleepily had the impression that his mother was a little taller than normal tonight.
"Thanks." She whispered as she slowly walked past him to take a seat on his bed. His mother was wearing her thick, extra-long terrycloth robe, cinched up tightly by the sash, and pulled tightly together on top.
'Oh shit.' He thought to himself. 'She's gone back to the frumpy look. That can't be good.' In the blinding light of his room he noted that despite the granny robe, her hair and makeup were giving her a glamorous and wild appearance.
"Have you been out tonight?" he asked.
"Don't worry about where I've been Steve; we need to have a serious talk."
Steve looked at her miserably, knowing she was about to lower the boom over his school grades and conduct. Since he knew she had been called to school that afternoon, she was probably going to also jump him about the drawing.
"Yeah, Mom, I know..."
"You're failing some of your classes, honey." She started. "Your behavior has got to change. You need to tackle your studies like you used too."
"Yes, ma'am," Steve hung his head. Francine reached in the pocket of her big frumpy robe and pulled out the sketch his teacher had given her, and handed it over to him.
"Here...I thought you might wanna keep this." She said.
"Huh?" He gasped, taken by surprise that his mother had the confiscated drawing.
"Although I don't think we can put it on the refrigerator." They both laughed lightly to themselves at the thought.