*** This story is in the speculative fantasy fiction genre. ***
Get A Job, Motherfucker!
"You are a grown man now and you need to go out there and get yourself a job!" The angry black woman paused from her pacing and screamed. "How many times am I going to have to tell you before it sinks into that hard fucking head of yours?"
Sammy had known his mother had been in a foul mood earlier. That's why he'd carried his bowl of cereal out of the kitchen in the first place. The problem was that the irate black woman had followed him into the living room and refused to give him a moment's peace.
"I have been looking for a job." He said, more or less pleasantly.
"Well, you haven't been looking hard enough!"
"Whatever you say. I can apply for jobs all day long, but that doesn't mean anybody is going to take the time to call me back. I don't know why you're making such a big fucking deal out of this anyway. You don't even like the job you have."
"I have bills to pay." She said, evenly and angrily.
"See, that's where you're wrong." Sammy pointed a spoon at her. "You don't want me to get a job because we need the money all that bad. You want me to get a job because you want to start spending the money I'm going to be making. How about you do this? Stop spending so much money and shut the fuck up."
He couldn't help but start giggling.
The woman looked angry enough to jump on him and pummel him with her fists. "You son of a bitch!"
Sammy's chuckles graduated into laughter. "Did you just call yourself a bitch? You're so dumb!"
"Fuck you!" She stormed away from him.
In case she tried to throw something at his back, Sammy tracked her progress across the living room and until she disappeared up the stairs. She hadn't thrown anything at him recently, but in the past he'd ducked away from missiles such as ashtrays, cordless phones, and even spatulas.
Sammy had a moment to imprint the woman's form in his mind. She was thirty-six, with skin the color of milk chocolate, and a figure that was thick around the waist, but not fat. Her breasts were the size of oranges, her hips flared out nice and large, and her thighs were big and meaty. She could be considered pretty, too, when she took the time to put on some light make-up. If she went too heavy, which she did often enough, she ended up looking like a street whore. He shouldn't be checking out his mother like that, he thought, because of the way other people would consider it wrong.
"Whatever." He said to himself. "Other people are stupid, anyway."
Sammy knew one thing; he liked looking at older women, and if he got the chance, flirting with them too. He was more of an intellectual than anybody else his age, light years past the girls in his neighborhood. The girls were just as primitive as the guys in his age bracket. No, Sammy got more mental stimulation from talking to an older woman than he did when talking to anyone else his age.
Still, this was his mother he was thinking of. When he finished his bowl of cereal, he dutifully took it over to the kitchen and rinsed it out. After this, he trotted up the steps to the second floor, with his bedroom on the left, his mother's room on the right, and the bathroom right in the middle. The apartment was cozy enough for the two of them, even if the walls were thin enough that they could hear their neighbors or their neighbor's TV when they got too loud.
Sammy stepped into the bathroom and looked into the large mirror over the sink. There was a time when he'd been a smaller and more timid creature, when his mother would chase him around the house and smack him for no reason other than him being at the wrong place when she went off. That was the past, he thought, as he flexed his arms and saw the taut muscles budding there.
He was eighteen now and taller than she was. He did his push-ups every day. Since his buddy EZ had a weight bench set up right outside the apartment he lived in, and since the homies hung out there so much, they all ended up getting their regular workouts.
Sammy thought back to the last couple of times his mother had jumped on him and tried to give him a ghetto beat-down. He was strong enough that he could out-wrestle her now. Twice already, he'd rolled her over and started laughing when she couldn't get the upper hand on him. His mother still tried fight back. The first time she'd worn out her anger trying, and the second, she'd realized she wasn't going to win and simply gave up.
Since his mother could no longer threaten him physically, she was resorting to her first line of attack, which was to constantly harangue, pester and torment him in order to bully him around. What she didn't understand, and probably wasn't even capable of understanding, was that Sammy was on a higher evolutionary level now, where simple words wouldn't shake the extraordinary mental balance he had achieved.
Sammy took a few deep breaths to clear his mind and his lungs, before stepping out into the hallway again. As an exercise to further his mental awareness, he simply stood there and took in what it meant to be standing there, to be in that hallway at that precise moment in time, to breathe in the air that gathered there, and to experience what there was to be experienced. This is something that Buddha would have done, he thought.
He was still standing there several minutes later, when his mother bustled out of her room adjusting an earring. She worked at a laundry service that cleaned up uniforms for hotels and security guard companies. Her work attire was a short-sleeved button shirt with green and white pinstripes, and green Dickies pants.
"Why are you always standing around like that?" She snapped at him. "Do you think standing around is going to pay the bills around here?"
"Bills are meaningless." He said.
"You're meaningless." She retorted, as she started down the stairs. "Get a job, motherfucker!"
Instinctively, Sammy's head cocked at an angle to watch his mother bound down the stairs. His eyes specifically went to her big, round butt. When Sammy straightened his head again, he wondered why he'd done such a thing. He pondered over what was meaningless and what was meaningful, and he wondered if both things might really be the same thing.
"Do we really need a job?" His best friend EZ asked, as the two young men stepped into a busy supermarket a couple of hours later.
"No. I don't think so." Sammy casually replied. "Not unless we tell ourselves that we need one."
"Do we want a job?"
Sammy shrugged. "Ask yourself this; why do people want to get jobs?"