(In the preceding chapters, I had met my older granddaughter for the first time since she was young. It would be less than accurate to say I seduced her, but we hit it off right away. Later on, she helped me fuck her barely legal younger sister. Between the three of us, we broke in the neighbor kid with the big dick. When last we saw this incestuous family, Bitsy had come up with a plan to make a cum slut out of her mother, who had successfully resisted my advances all her life. The story opens with Amy sitting on my prick and Bitsy trying to get Jimmy up again with the use of some cunning tricks with her sphincter muscle. We were saving her cherry for later, but she wasn't missing out on much.)
"All right, Miss Prissy. If you're so fucking smart, how are you going to get your mom to fuck when I've been trying all her life and she won't give in? I'm surprised she even broke down enough to get herself pregnant with you two."
"Oh, Gramps! You may have a big dick and fuck pretty good for an old fart, but that doesn't mean you know how to seduce a woman", Bitsy sneered, rising and falling on Jimmy's sore prong.
"Yeah, Gramps", Amy butted in, "If I hadn't wanted to try you out, you wouldn't have gotten anywhere with me."
"Ok, ok! Enough! I can only take so much abuse. You seem to like riding the old fart's pony, little lady."
"Sure, I love it, Gramps, but we never would have found out if it had been up to you to seduce me. Men hardly ever seduce women. The woman just lets them think they have, to boost their ego."
"If you weren't fucking me silly at the moment, I might be insulted. Go on, Bitsy. Tell us your plan."
"You can't get in Mom's pants by telling her how much she will like it. You have to make her feel needed."
"Oh. I see. That makes pretty good sense for someone with a log up their ass."
"Shut up and fuck your granddaughter, Gramps. We've got plans to make. Come on, Jimmy. Can't you bounce a little higher? Throw me the phone, Amy." ===========================
"Mom? Hi, it's Bitsy. Can you come up here right away? GrandPa had some kind of stroke or something and he needs somebody to take care of him. I know how much you thought he would try to take advantage of us, but he doesn't even like us help him go to the bathroom, and he can't do it himself. He's pretty helpless.
"Oh, dear, Bitsy. You and Amy help him go to the bathroom? Isn't that disgusting?"
"Mom! The man is old and he needs help. We're the only ones he's got. We got Jimmy to come in a couple of times to help Gramps, but he really doesn't like it. Can you come? Please, please?"
"Ok, sure. If I'm needed, I'll come. I'll grab the next shuttle and rent a car. I should be there by five. Tell Dad I'll be happy to help him, even though I know the old fart is probably laughing inside at the thoughts of me touching him. I'll bet he even did it on purpose!"
"Mom! How can you talk like that about Gramps? He has treated us with nothing but respect and affection since we've been here. You told us he would be chasing us all over the place, but he hasn't chased us one step."
"Oh! You're right. I'm sorry. I just remember him as someone who couldn't keep his hands out of my dress the whole time I was growing up."
"Well, he is getting older, Mom. Maybe he's changed."
"I hope so. See you soon. Tell Dad not to worry. I'll stay as long as he needs me."
"Ok, Mom. Bye." =========================
"What was that shit about getting older?"
"Well? Aren't you? I didn't say you weren't horny any more, I just said you were getting older. Everything I told her was true. It's not my fault if she assumed that your not chasing us meant that you weren't trying to fuck us. You didn't have to do much chasing, did you?"
"You're a wise little ass, aren't you? Speaking of which, I better hurry up and lubricate your colon. I'm going to need some time to practice drooling." =========================
"Hi, everyone. Hi, Dad. I'm so sorry you had such bad luck. Are you in a lot of pain?"
"He can't talk, Mom. We think he understands most things, but we're not sure. Sometimes he seems almost ok, then he will piss his pants in the middle of the floor."
"Bitsy! Where did you learn to talk like that?"
"Oh, Mom! Get real! That's the way everybody talks in college. I'm not a little girl any more."
"Well, I still would appreciate it if you would use better language around me. Where's the bathroom? I didn't get a chance to go since this morning."
"Can't you take Gramps with you? He hasn't been in over four hours and it's about time for him to cut loose again."
"Oh! This is so embarrassing! Ok. Come on, but can he at least look the other way?"
"I don't know. You can ask him. Maybe you'll catch him in one of his good moments."
I grinned over my shoulder at Amy and Bitsy, who were giving me the high sign behind their mom's back, and followed her to the bathroom with my eyes vacant and dragging one leg a little.
As soon as we entered the bathroom, Jill rushed over to the commode and lowered the seat. She was hurriedly lifting her skirts when she said, "Please don't look, Dad. It's bad enough to have you in here with me."
I just smiled a silly smile and focused on everything in the room except my daughter. She couldn't tell if I heard her or was even aware of what she was doing.
Jill tried very hard not to make tinkling sounds, but she really need to go and finally gave up and let it go with a splash.