Only eight more chapters including this one! Time flies man, never thought I'd get this far. Thanks to everyone who stayed with it for four years.
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It was that time. They had been planning it out for the last two weeks and it was finally here, mom and dad's anniversary. Mom, dad, Aunt Lisa, Jim, and Marie were all taking a cruise on a luxury ship, leaving us kids to fend for ourselves, which we were completely fine with. Rita and I were upstairs helping mom pack what seemed like thirty different outfits. Dad probably had a small bag or two and would be done in five minutes or so with plenty of time to spare, with mom and Aunt Lisa on the other hand were moving in on an hour and it didn't seem like we were any closer to being done, good thing we got up early.
"Exactly how long is the vacation again? I asked.
"Three days exact. Starts at noon today, ends at noon Monday morning," mom said.
"With all these clothes it's more like it ends a month from Monday," I joked.
"That's one of the good things of being a woman honey, accessorizing is a joy in itself."
"More like a job, I'd never put that much effort into an outfit."
"And that's why we have the better fashion sense, we put the time in," Rita said.
"You've been picking up on too much of that Ashley talk," I said.
It's been an interesting two weeks to say the least. We'd been hanging out with the Ashley bunch a little more often after she passed the lie detector test. She was right, they were basically just like us, except they're richer, we could've had a lot more fun over time with as much of the same stuff we liked if they didn't act like complete bitches. We finally let Ashley come into the house last week, and she responded with a little kiss assery (yes I made up a word) by taking mom, Aunt Lisa, and Rita shopping. They knew what she was doing, but since she offered they were gonna take full advantage, and they did, she had to have spent no less than $10,000 on that one shopping trip with all the designer stuff they came back with, but as rich as Ashley's father was it probably didn't even phase her. Not only did she buy stuff, but she helped around the house too; helping mom in her garden, dad with storage, she even helped clean up after dinner the time she stayed. She was almost too nice now, but I'll take that any day over the way she used to be, that and all the video games she bought me.
One thing we did notice about Ashley is that whenever it's just me, her, and Rita she tends to act a little different, not bad different, but curious different. It's been happening ever since the night we had sex in front of her in our car, she eyes us, stares at us like she wants to do something, but she never does, and when we ask her about it she plays it off like she's thinking about something else. She's not as good a liar as she thinks. She, like everyone else was excited about all our parents leaving on vacation, and when our parents gone, I have a feeling she's gonna try something, it might be big, might be small, but she's definitely gonna try something.
"Randy!"
Mom actually slapped me from my thought. "Oh, I phased out for a second, and ow!"
"Yeah no kidding! I know full well what you were thinking about..."
"Whatever do you mean mom?" I asked playing stupid.
"Don't give me that innocent routine. Don't go around being stupid while we're gone."
"We'll be fine mom, we'll probably just do that same stuff we'd do if you were still here."
"Yeah mom we'll be fine, we'll just fuck all over the house, nothing special," Rita grinned.
"The funny thing is that is nothing special," mom said as she went to close the door. "Ok, I don't wanna come back to a big orgy in my house, whatever you two decide to do, make sure it's just you, or take it to somebody else's house, like the Wilson's for instance."
"I can already see it now, Marie's gonna get drunk and be all over you mom, and you'll let it happen. Dad and Jim are gonna take pictures and you'll never live it down."
"Live it down? Rita if that happens that'll be the time of my life! Not only that, but I'll have pictures of it, which will definitely mean some great sex after."
"That first night is gonna be a big drunk swinging mess in that hotel room," I laughed.
"That's if we're lucky. Marie and I may have done a few things but we don't know anything about Jim, it shouldn't be hard for me and Lisa to sway him though, who can turn this down?"
"I can think of a few people..."
"Those few people aren't in this room I can tell you that much. I don't think I've been turned down for sex by either one of you yet, I must be laying it down!"
"Make sure you leave all that ego on the cruise because once you get back we won't have the energy for anything with all the sex we're gonna have," Rita said.
"That sounds like a plan I can get on board with! What time you guys leaving!" I said.
"I get no respect around here I tell you, I get no respect!" mom joked.
"Ok Mrs. Dangerfield, I'm gonna go make sure dad has everything ready to go."
I went down to the car where dad was loading up Aunt Lisa's bags in the back of mom's minivan, they had that much stuff that they needed a minivan to hold it all, women.
"Fifty bags for a three day trip, I swear I'll never understand women," dad said.
"I was just thinking the same thing, and they're probably gonna buy stuff while they're there."
"Speaking as a representative of women, I find your comments appalling," Aunt Lisa said.
"Appalling, but true. Seriously, it's just for three days!" dad said.
"We like to be ready for every situation, if that takes fifty bags of clothes, then fine."
"Dad let it go, it's an argument we can't win. We just have to accept it," I said.
"See your son gets it, life would be much simpler if you just rolled with it."
"Do you have any bags you need help with dad?"
"Nope, I was done an hour ago, I have the ONE duffle bag in the back corner."
