Six more chapters left, getting close to the end.
Just as I thought, last night was a long night. I thought three hours was long, we went damn near double that, if not more. I felt like I'd just finished a triathlon. We didn't bother getting in the shower last night, I couldn't even if I wanted to, there was no way I was leaving the bed as exhausted as I was. She lay there in the bed still asleep with a smile on her face like she was dreaming about bunnies and rainbows and unicorns, but the way she acted last night she was anything but nice, not that I'm complaining, most men would love to have a girl that wanted sex more than they did, that loves sports as much as we do, that plays video games as often as we do, hell that even goes ham on junk food like we do, I guess I lucked out. Now that I was done reminiscing, I needed to get up and get in the shower, a task I was not looking forward to after last night, but was needed to both cleanse me from the smell of all night sex and to loosen me up and put some strength back in my muscles.
I slugged to the bathroom and took longer than usual washing my face and brushing my teeth, then turned on the shower. I didn't feel like getting down on the floor for a bath, but I also didn't feel like standing up for a shower, so I was at a crossroads. I got in the shower and just as I'd gotten my whole body wet I thought of a solution. I dragged myself outta the tub and went back to our room and grabbed the leather armless leanback chair from the computer desk and dragged it to the tub, and to my relief it was just thin enough to fit in the tub without causing any problems. I positioned it perfectly on the shower mat and sat down in the chair as the water sprinkled across me, pure contentment. I just sat there, not moving, letting the water wake me up as I felt my strength returning under the tings of the hot shower hitting my skin. We had a wide adjustable shower head, but it was set for thin stream, so I got up and turned it to the widest setting and sat down back in the chair, now being fully covered by the water. I was in there for a while before the bathroom door opened and Rita came in, I couldn't see her but I could hear the door open and noone else was there so it couldn't be anybody else.
"Morning Randy. What'd you do with our computer chair? It wasn't in the room."
"Good morning, I moved it, I found a better use for it," I yelled over the water.
"Better use for a computer chair than in front of a computer? Ok. So what are we doing today?"
"Well we can call Chris and Stephanie back and see if they have plans for today, if they don't we can go hang with them, if they do it can just be me and you again today."
"I like the sound of that, we can pick up where we left off last night."
"Left off? We had enough sex to last us three months! How are you not tired?"
"Because I'm the daughter of a nymphomaniac who passed the trait on to me, which means it's more than double the effect than it was on her, which means I need lots of sex from you, lots!"
"I'm gonna need to start training to keep up with what you consider normal."
"But it's completely worth in because in the end you... really Randy?"
She stopped when she pulled back the curtain and saw me sitting in the chair, I couldn't help but laugh at the expression on her face.
"This is what you meant when you said you found a better use for it?"
"It's your fault! If you hadn't fucked me to kingdom come I wouldn't be on my last life bar!"
"Why did you put the leather chair in there? Why didn't you get the plastic one?"
"Because it's all the way downstairs and I wouldn't have made it there and back."
"Where the hell am I supposed to stand with that big ass thing in there?"
"You can sit on me, or I can get up and you can sit down and I sit on you, either way."
"I like me sitting on you better, there's a better chance of a happy ending that way."
"No! you gets no sex from me right now! I think you broke it, I'll be lucky if I can get it up by the end of the day. Poor guy pulled an all nighter for little pay."
She plopped down in my lap when I said that. "He had plenty of pay, he just wasn't used to so much overtime he didn't know what to do with the money."
"No, you don't get to win that, I strike your comeback from the record."
"That's ok, I'll just bring it up fourteen years from now in a fight about cupcakes."
"The messed up thing is that actually has the potential to be true."
"Women are like elephants, we don't forget anything. Anything. ANYTHING!"
"I hope that's the only way you're like elephants."
"We're scared of mice too, and we like nuts, well most of us anyway."
"Speaking of nuts, you're kind of crushing mine, can you shift over a little bit?"
"I am gonna need them later down the line... so I guess I can move a little bit."
"What does that mean, later down the line?"
"Nothing. Can you hand me your body wash, I wanna smell like a man today!"
"Any specific reason, you trying to tell me something?"
"Yes, I have a penis, it's tucked inside my vagina and only comes out when the moon is full."
"You got jokes, ok. You're gonna need yours because mine is on vacation."
"So I guess that means you won't be fucking Stephanie this weekend then?"
"Is that why you fucked me like we're going to die, so I wouldn't be able to fuck her?"
"No, it was my idea for you to fuck her in the first place remember?"
"So then you wanted me to be so worn out I'd only last a little while, or that I'd be so bad she wouldn't wanna have sex with me again? That's it isn't it?"
"That's a pretty big theory to just pull out of thin air like that..."
"But knowing you it has the potential to be true. You set me up with sex, how dare you..."
"Or, next time don't finger a girl who was already extremely horny and leave, you brought your broken penis on yourself buddy, and he is NOT taking a vacation, no way in hell."
"Well then he's gonna need some recuperation time, so no playtime for now."
"I like how we're talking about your penis like it's a person, we're so awesome."
"We're twins who fucked for a third of the day yesterday sitting in a chair in the shower planning the next time we're gonna fuck each other, with a mother and aunt who fucks us too and a brother and sister who does the same thing we do, and with all that going on we still manage to lead a pretty much normal life, awesome isn't a good enough word."
"Touché. Ok I need to stand up and wash off. I didn't realize your body wash was so strong."
"It's not used to touching soft skin, it's made for manly men, chopping wood with an axe man, building a house man, patching a roof man, driving a truck through mud man..."
"Playing Killer Instinct over and over until you beat Shadow Jago on extreme difficulty man..."
"I beat him though didn't I? Six hours well spent. That shit was hard though."
"I guess finger control's just as good as using a chainsaw."
