Brian walked in the house through the garage, knowing he'd have the house to himself for the night. His wife Linda left earlier in the morning for her annual girls shopping trip. She wouldn't return until Sunday, but she'd facetime for a bit before going to sleep that night. He supposed his daughter could come home, but he didn't think that was very likely. The beauty of having an 18 year old daughter who was the captain of the cheer-leading squad, was that she always had plans on a Friday night. She didn't have a curfew, but she never stayed out late enough to make them worry.
Assuming he had a few hours of extremely rare alone time, he headed up to his closet, and retrieved his porn stash shoe box. It had a bit of dust on it, because he hadn't touched it since her last girls trip a year ago. Sure, he'd snuck in plenty of porn on his phone in the last year, but when it came to porn he was more of a purist. He preferred the DVD on his 70 inch screen and surround sound. One good thing about not getting to watch those videos much, was that he still had a few that he still hadn't watched, and the ones he had watched he couldn't really remember much about them.
He jogged down the stairs to the basement, and opened the box as he got close to the TV. He grabbed the top video, knowing it was a new one he'd somewhat recently added to his collection. He pulled it out of its box and placed it in the DVD player. He knew he was a little odd, because not only did he enjoy watching porn on DVD, but he actually watched it like it was a real movie. He would never fast forward to the sex scene, no matter how bad the acting was, or how awful the story line was.
That movie was about a few gangsters who appeared to own a strip club, and for some reason there were several strippers working, even though they didn't seem to be open for business. At least the strippers were hot though. He made it through the opening scene, where they kind of explained they were gangsters, and one of the guys went to the back with two of the strippers. A few minutes later Brian unbuttoned his shorts, and started stroking his cock while watching the hotter blonde ride the gangster's cock.
He was only about ten strokes in when he heard footsteps coming down the stairs. He panicked, trying to decide what to do first, turn off the porn, or tuck his erection back into his shorts. He opted to turn the TV off first, and try his best to cover himself on the fly.
"Oh my God dad!" Emma said. She had clearly caught him. "Does mom know about this? Oh my God, do you two watch that stuff together?"
"I didn't hear you come home," was all he could muster. He wasn't sure if her giggling made things better or worse.
"I was here when you got home," she replied. "Didn't you see my car out front? You walked right passed me while I was sitting in the kitchen."
"I just assumed you would be out with your friends until later tonight," he said, trying to keep the conversation off the porn.
"Did you forget about the movie we rented for this evening?" she asked.
All of the sudden it all came back to him in a rush of remembrance. It was actually her idea for him to rent some comedy she really wanted to watch. He rented it online just so they could watch it that night together, but he'd completely forgotten. Perhaps he was looking forward to that porn movie a little too much.
"I'm sorry honey, I totally spaced on that one," he replied. "I thought we were gonna watch it tomorrow night. Do you want me to put it on now, or would you rather we get dinner first?"
"I picked up a pizza on my way home, so dinner is served," she answered. "I'll grab us some plates, while you get the movie set up. Oh, and Dad, you might want to make sure you got all that put away before you stand up." She gestured towards his lap area, and gave him a fun smile, almost like she was just kidding and didn't care if he did or didn't do it.
She turned and raced up the stairs, so he hopped up and zipped his shorts in the process. He swapped out the porn DVD for the movie she'd requested. He shook his head, still in disbelief that his teenage daughter caught him jerking off to porn. He sat down on the couch, grabbed the remote, and laughed it off the best he could. By the time he skipped all the previews, she had returned with two plates of pizza and a beer. He took his plate and the beer, and she plopped on the couch next to him. For the first twenty minutes or so they just ate and watched the movie in silence together.
He thought the movie was at least a little humorous, but it was definitely teenage boy funny, not father daughter funny. Most of the humor was sexual based, and a few times he got a little embarrassed for his daughter, since she was watching it with her dad. She never let on that any of it bothered her though.
"So did you and mom ever have any embarrassing sexual encounters when you were younger?" she asked out of the blue.
"You know your mom and I waited until we were married to have sex," he replied. "We weren't really all that young by the time we were doing that."
"So absolutely no humorous sex stories at all?" she asked again.
"Well come to think of it, there is one," he answered. "When you were about two years old we went to the Theater in the Park, to watch a play. You fell asleep on the blanket during the show, so afterwards I carried you to the car as gently as I could. I somehow managed to get you into the car seat without waking you up, and we started the long drive out of the park. Your mom noticed a little road that looked like it went to the lake in the park. She convinced me to drive down it, so we could take in the evening view over the water. The road ended on a hill that looked over the lake perfectly, so I turned off the car and we took in the view. Well after a few minutes we started kissing, one thing led to another, and next thing we know most of our clothes are off. You're sleeping in the back, and we're going at it in the passenger seat, when suddenly there's a knock on the window, and a bright flashlight shining in the window."
"Oh my God," she said. "You and mom got busted having sex in the park, with me in the backseat. That's hilarious Dad."
"Well technically we didn't get busted," he said. "The officer just told us to go home."
"Either way, that's a great one," she said. "I just can't believe Mom would do it in a car in a public park like that. She's not exactly the adventurous type."
"I think you're underestimating your mother quite a bit," he replied. "She's actually very adventurous, and in some ways more than I am. I bet she does behind closed doors than you would expect."
"Whatever!" she blurted out in shock. "You don't realize how closely I pay attention to you, and I know that you are much more adventurous than she is."
"Oh really, is that so?" he asked. "What exactly have you been paying attention to that proves I'm more adventurous?" He laughed as he asked his question, but a small part of him got a little nervous. His thoughts returned to her reaction when she caught him jerking off to the porn video.
"I'm too nervous to say," she answered.
"Really, why is that?" he asked.
"Mostly because I don't want you to get mad," she replied. "But, also because it's a weird conversation for a daughter to have with her dad."
"How about we make a rule where I can't get mad at anything you say for the next twenty-four hours?" he asked, growing more curious to find out what she was going to say.
"There's still the part that's awkward, because you're my dad," she pointed out.
"Well, I can't really change that," he said. "What if I was just your friend tonight, and not your dad? I mean, we are watching this raunchy teenager movie together."
