Thank you for reading my story, I hope that you enjoy it. Love Mica xx, Yorkshire England. All email comments good or critical welcomed. Please note that all email comments from an invalid email address will be deleted immediately and will not be read. Rude or abusive comments may result in blocking. Please note that I am a British female and I write in British English and vernacular, so for me a fanny is the correct term for female genitalia, a pussy is a pet cat and the ass is a bum or arse.
The snow was finally melting, Simon had gone home on Sunday, and I had eventually managed to get to work. Monday had been a write off, but I had managed to get in on Tuesday, although quite a few hadn't. It was quiet in the office. Our firm wasn't equipped for working from home, we had desk top computers connected to the network by wires, we didn't have laptops, nor did we have a good wifi in the office. So, you either got in and worked, or didn't.
No one got in on Monday, the office was closed, a recorded message on the office answering machine stating that our office was closed due to inclement weather. Tuesday I check the machine and it said the office was open, so I made the effort. Buses were running, well, some of them, and the one I used for work was one of the ones running, its route mostly on the flat, so it didn't have much of a problem as it was a mainly main roads route. Side roads apparently were still pretty impassable. I got in about thirty minutes late, but I got in.
Wednesday was better, the grit was having an effect as were the warmer daylight temperatures, it was still dropping below zero overnight, and the low winter sun didn't help much, but the wind direction had changed and the warmer south westerlies eased conditions.
Thursday was better again, with the south westerlies now bringing rain which helped get rid of the snow and ice, but did cause flooding in some places, luckily floods wouldn't really affect me, unless my neighbour started build an arc I wouldn't worry.
Friday came and I headed home on the early bus and as soon as I was in I flicked the heating up, slipped my work clothes off and slipped my onesie on and wrapped my thick robe around me. I sat on the settee and drank hot chocolate, I wasn't planning on going anywhere.
Simon had texted suggesting he come over again, I texted back, 'No' and left it at that. He didn't need to use me as a Sally substitute, he would have to find some other fanny to dip his dick in to. Whilst it had been fun, it had complications I didn't need and to be honest, nor did he.
Deliveroo was working again, so I ordered myself a spicy beef pizza. If I didn't manage to eat it all, I could have some for my lunch tomorrow. I wasn't going out unless I had to, and I had a Waitrose home delivery ordered for Sunday morning, so really I only needed to go out for work.
The door banged and the pizza arrived. I locked the door sliding the security bolt across, it was still wet and wild and cold out there, I needed to make sure I thought twice before venturing out. I put half the pizza slices on a plate, grabbed a glass of red wine and settled down to watch more reruns of House. The evening went on and the wine went down, and I did decide to save the rest of the pizza for tomorrow, a hard call because it was rather delicious, but there we are.
In the morning I dived in the shower and gave myself a good scrubbing and then put my onesie and robe back on, my phone binged with a text.
'R U In Mum x'
I texted back that I was and decided I wasn't going to get dressed, this was my weekend and mum would find me as she found me.
About thirty minutes later Mum arrived, looking flushed, I wondered what was on her mind.
"Come on in Mum," I said opening the door and then shutting it behind her, "cup of tea?"
"Yes please, oh, I am sorry, I should have asked if you needed anything, my mind has been of a tither."
"I am fine Mum, Waitrose are coming tomorrow, so, I have until this evening to finalise my order. I may get a few extra tinned things and packet stuff, sort of as an emergency stock in case this happens again."
"Yes, good thinking."
I boiled the kettle and made two teas, and we went and sat in the lounge, me on the sofa, Mum in the armchair opposite.
"So," I said, "what's up. Are you or Dad ill?"
"No, nothing like that, at least I don't think so, no, I am not sure I can even talk about this, so I may dry up half way through."
"Er, okay, you have me confused now Mum, what's wrong?"
"I am not sure it is something wrong per se, just, well, it's your father ever since I came back from visiting your gran."
Ah, that would be when he came to see me and shagged me stupid for two days leaving my fanny somewhat delicate. I assume Mum has no idea about that. Not sure what I would say if she asked.
"What about Dad, Mum?"
"He, well, he is more, er, attentive shall we say."
"I don't know what you mean Mum, attentive? What he is buying you flowers?"
"No, no, in the bedroom I mean."
"Oh," so he is shagging Mum a bit more after he shagged me. "That's okay isn't it, I mean a bit of loving never hurt anyone."
"It's not a bit Natalie, it's not just a bit."
"Oh. Oh well, enjoy it whilst it lasts is all I can suggest, embrace it so to speak."
"It is all the time, and he has started putting on very adult films for us to watch in the evening before we go to bed."
"Er, okay, well, you know those are all fake, just enjoy the real thing in bed."
"It's not just in bed, on the sofa, he has his hands all over me, wanting me to touch him, it is just all, well, a bit much."
"Crumbs, I don't know what to suggest Mum, probably just a phase he is going though, er, I hesitate to ask, but he, well, his dick, it is fully functioning is it, is he taking the blue tablet?"
"I have no idea, I have looked in the bedroom and can't see any, so I assume it is all him, and yes, it is functioning very well, too well in fact."
"Sorry Mum, guess you are going to have to grin and bear it for a while, you know that you can always add a little lubrication, you know, inside, that may help ease things for you."
"It's not that, I have no issues in that department, no, it's just, well, I worry I can't keep up."
"Oh, well sometimes he'll just have to use his hand won't he, he'll get over it."
"No I love your father very very much, I just worry that if I can't keep up with the demand he might look elsewhere and I don't want that. He works in an office full of women you know, I just hope that doesn't turn his eye."
"Shag him in the morning before he goes to work, that should keep his ardour down Mum, he is getting older, his recovery time won't be what it used to be."
I could hardly believe I was having this conversation with my Mum.
"What happens if I need to go and see gran again, I worry what he will do in my absence, Cynthia next door has always been very friendly, I don't want her getting friendly with him when I am away."
"Nothing you can do about that Mum except trust him."
"And then last night."
"Last night what Mum?"
"The film we were watching, it had two women, you know, together."
"Er, okay, women do that you know."
"I know, but he asked me if I had ever done that, you know been with a woman, and what was it like, was it different than with a man?"
She paused a moment and then continued.
"I, well, yes, I had and so I told him that I had when I was a young girl at a sleep over at a friend's house. He said he would have loved to see that, to see me with another woman."
Oh, interesting, Mum had had a little girl on girl action. We all do, it's natural.