The Art Of Growing Up.
Chapter One.
BRIBERY AND BLACKMAIL! "Why it's a girl's best friend..." as the saying goes - felt Tonya...
"Yes! ...Rather naughty is me, sometimes I am -- I guess...?
What I know is, although I live in a maybe, regular home by some standards...and on top of that, most if not all, of my friends around my age, would not have to put up with spankings... Hell, I'm gone eighteen, some five months now: I can vote β I can drink β I can drive... Why, I can even die for my country, if I choose to take a side β but if my dad gets mad...hmmm! βWhy, he still thinks he has the right to put me over his knee!
Ouch! I love it, the poor old bastard is stuck in the past though, dreaming of turning out a sweet, lovely, little cherub-angel of a daughter, when I have been doing my holes for years with every vegetable in the fridge that would fit, that is.
What a joke! Quite often, in his rage, he would pull my pee-pee stained panties down around my hot, shapely, thighs, and paddle my sweet, innocent looking buns, until I sobbed, and sobbed, and promised, and promised, to be daddy's "good little girl" β once again... What a joke! I sure he think I'm still six years old! I mean, can't he see the hairs on my ass-hole and beaver, these days...? Doh!
Anyways, "I'm a good girl, I am..." smirked Tonya with Pygmalion overtones after watching a re-run of "My Fair Lady" β again on the telly.
TONYA HAD JUST TURNED-WOMAN when her mom started down at the local community center. She enrolled in sewing classes there, meeting every Tuesday evening with friends: They did quilts.
"I'm always at my naughtiest on Tuesdays." smiled Tonya to herself, inwardly.
I just love cooking dinner for dad when mom is off sewing. I don't want daddy to miss her, so I try very hard to copy everything mother does when she's here.
Every Tuesday, before I let him eat though, first, I make him take the trash out, and move furniture around. On times I would, accidently on purpose, drop a fork or something behind the refrigerator, and insist he slide it out so I could get in there at it.
One Tuesday evening, I even made him mow the grass, and trim the hedges of the back yard lawn at last - though it had gotten dark, even: Miserable and fairly forlorn, quietly suffering mommy's absence, he was, "...too hard to get daddy's mind off from missing mommy by using my ass." I thought, but I forced the issue out there, in the dark, sweating-off his useless dangling, love-sick horn.
What use is daddy's horn, hanging flaccid between his powerful thighs, drooping out of his sequestered marital loins β what use is it indeed, unless it is long, and thick, and rigid, with all of that lovely, rich cream, driveling out of the hole in the top? Hell, it's a waste to just use it as a hose-pipe!
Before Tonya's daddy could come to his senses, and realize that he really missed her - his wife I mean - on his, lonely, Tuesday evenings... and realized the depth of the darkness and despair dawning in his fat-ridden heart, Tonya stepped in and worked his ass off, so hard, that the pathetic old bastard could only think one second in front of the last, let alone stew in reminiscence of having his wife there at his beck and call 24/7! "Hun, get me this. Hun, get me that. Hun where's the remote? Hun, where's the paper? Hun, where my fucking ass-hole, I have to take a shit...?" Tonya mocked in her mind. Well, today is a new day, and forget all of that. You know what is said about new brooms...and from now on, Tuesdays will be known as β "New Broom Day" -- for daddy...!