"Okay, Mom! Let's hit the road! Can I drive?" I asked.
"No, Bobby. I'll drive first and then you can when we get to Tupelo. It's almost 400 miles to Atlanta so I'm sure you'll get a chance to drive. I know you're itchin' to try out my little red car," she said with a grin.
"Did Dad get it for you?"
"No way! I traded in the old station wagon and paid the rest with my own hard earned money! So buckle up and hold onto your hat! By the way, did you put both suitcases and my dresses in the trunk?"
"Yes, Mom, and I've got my camera, too... Wow! She sure has a lots of pickup! So, how come you got this zippy thing? I thought only men went middle age crazy... You know. Sort of reliving their hot cars and hot sex days..."
"Okay, son of mine. I'll let you in on a female secret. You've heard of the 80/20 rule and the 50/50 proposition, right? Well, this is the 40/20 rule: women hit their sexual peak at 40 and men hit theirs at 20. Plus the fact is that a woman's biological clock is ticking really loudly about the same time! Shazam! Where are you when I need you Captain Midnight?"
"Isn't Dad, uh, interested?"
"He's working so hard that I think he's forgotten about his wife. When I met him in college, I thought that he was what I was looking for: a creative genius with above average equipment so we got married. Then I found out that he compensated for the genius part by working twice as hard as anyone else and that put a cramp in his sex drive. But, what about you? How is college life? Are you dating anyone special?"
"There is one girl that I've been out with the last month or so..."
"What does she look like?"
"She's five foot four, hazel eyes, and ... well, she's about your size."
"What color hair?"
"The same as yours -- light brown -- and her pert nose and small mouth are the same."
"And is she older than you?"
"Yes, about four years older. Why would you ask that?"
"Me thinks you want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad!"
Blushing I said, "Hmmm. Sure sounds that way. Not to change the subject but why do you have to go to Atlanta?" I asked.
"I have to make a presentation of our new software to two banks there. One tomorrow at 10 and another one at 11 on Wednesday. This is a technical presentation so the flat chested one gets to go."
"You're not ..."
"What did you say, Bobby?"
"Nothin'," I mumbled. Then I asked "Are we going to see Aunt Helen when we're there?"
"I'm supposed to give her a call tomorrow afternoon after my business meeting. Maybe we'll go out to dinner."
"Is she really your twin? I mean... identical?"
"Well, we started out identical but, she 'enhanced' the size of her tits."
"I hadn't noticed."
"You lie!! Every time you see her your tongue hangs out and you drool! Now, you can't deny that. Look at you blush!"
"I like yours better-- more natural. I mean -uh- I like breasts that are natural looking like yours. I shouldn't say that I like my mother's breasts."
"You don't like my tits?"
"They are beautiful! I just don't feel right about admiring my own mother's breasts."
"Well, pardon me, but I see Mr. Happy feels alright about my tits! 'Good morning, Mr. Happy!' Can I give Mr. Happy a squeeze, Bobby?"
"No, Mom, no!"
"Why should YOU be the only one that gets to squeeze him? After all, you're probably fantasizing about ME! You should let me give him a hug. Tell you what--- you let Mr. Happy out to play and I'll take my bra off and let you fondle my little bitty titties! See? Two for the price of one! Can't beat that! Oh, I guess you do..."