I woke up a little later than usual on Friday -- about 7:30. I immediately rushed downstairs, assuming I was late to this morning's session.
Actually, I walked into the kitchen to find Emmie sitting by herself on her phone at the table with a tiny cup of what smelled like hot tea. She was wearing super short black shorts and a yellow crop top with spaghetti straps. I wore a Persona 5 shirt with cut-off sleeves over my boxer briefs.
"Good morning!" Emmie instantly greeted me as I came in.
"Morning. Where's Aunt Ruth?" I replied.
"She said something like...she had to run the bank for her boss? I don't know. She was on the phone at like 7 and then she ran out the door."
"Are the banks even open this early?"
"That's what I thought."
Nevertheless, we waited for Aunt Ruth to return. Emmie made me a cup of tea and we sat together at the table. She asked me what Persona 5 was and why I was so into it. I tried to explain and she said she didn't get it, but she wanted me to show it to her later. I was excited to do that.
At exactly 8 on the dot, we heard the front door slam shut, followed by jingling keys -- Aunt Ruth was back. She walked right into the kitchen, and she was wearing pajama pants and a loose fitting white tee. She still had bead head.
"Mom, what happened?" Emmie asked loudly.
"What happened in my boss is an idiot who doesn't know how to cash checks correctly. Had to make a deposit. Don't worry about it. Not a great start to my moring." Aunt Ruth said hanging her keys up on the rack with aggression.
"Everything all good?"
"Yeah. Yeah. Just...annoying."
I butted in. "Are we still working out this morning? Today's Friday. Yoga day, right?"
Aunt Ruth looked at her phone. "Is it Friday? Well, shit. You're right. I guess it is."
"Mom put you through her yoga routines?" Emmie asked me. "Those are historically
rough
."
"They were rough, but I enjoyed them." I said.
"Pardon me, Andrew." Aunt Ruth interrupted. "But if I remember correctly, last time you made us switch to regular workouts because the yoga was too much."
They both laughed.
"Alright, listen..." I tried to defend myself.
"She's calling you out, bro." Emmie mocked.
"Can't do that today." Aunt Ruth continued. "And now with Emmie here we can explore some group poses."
"Oh, Christ."
Verbally, I expressed a feigned fear, but mentally, "group poses" is the best thing I have ever heard.
The 3 of us hung out in the kitchen for a few minutes with our tea before it was time for the workout. There was no point in going upstairs to change anymore.
"Emmie, can you run downstairs and get the mats?" Aunt Ruth asked her daughter.
Emmie quickly ran downstairs as Aunt Ruth and I slid our bottom off at the same time. I slid down my boxers exposing my flaccid dick, and she, only her panties. She had on a yellow thong with a
tiny
lace front.
We took our shirts off at the same time too, and she revealed the matching yellow bra that went with the thong.
"I hope you don't mind if I..." Aunt Ruth said as she reached behind her and unhooked her bra. "...go full-on for today. When it comes to yoga I like to make sure everything can stretch, ya know?"
She threw her bra off to the side with the rest of her stuff, then gently slid her panties off.
Finally, my aunt was completely nude in front of me and I could see everything. The bright morning sunlight shone right onto her bare chest, directly me to her perfect dark nipples and illuminating the small tattoos she had in the areas I hadn't. I wish I had camera, but for now I had to store the image of my full-front aunt into my internal memory.
"Your house, your rules, Aunt Ruth. Doesn't bother me." I said.
I stepped back and looked her naked body up and down from afar. She was simply perfect. Her breasts were large but not comically, her bush was perfectly shaven to show off enough of the lips to admire, and her ass was just plump enough to grab with two hands like you're shopping for cantaloupes. Factor in her many tattoos, not-fat-but-not-too-skinny athlete's body, and her shorter, dark hair, and Aunt Ruth was the woman of my fantasies. I didn't care that was almost middle-aged, or that we were related, I wanted to fuck her so fucking hard that her pussy lips would fall off.
Emmie came back up with 2 yoga mats. "There's only 2." She said.
"That's fine, honey. We'll deal." Aunt Ruth said plugging her phone into the speakers and starting up her playlist.
Emmie rolled the mats out on the ground and stood beside them. She undressed quicker than anyone else, starting with her mini-shirt, under which she wore no bra (I mean, what for?), and she pulled down her shorts and undies together, which got kicked haphazardly to the corner of the room.
After Emmie selected our music for the day -- a playlist mix of Doja Cat, Brockhampton, and One Direction -- we started with a collection of standard poses, downward facing dog, side stretches and such and so.
"Emmie, do you remember the dual poses?" Aunt Ruth asked.
"Not every single one, but most of them, yeah. Didn't you have them written down somewhere?" She replied while stretching her leg into the air, presenting her labia for me to see.
Aunt Ruth remembered, ran momentarily upstairs and pulled up a printed out list of two-person yoga pose names and descriptions, accompanied by black and white drawings.
By this time, I had developed a full fledger. I saw Emmie's eye line move down to it every once and a while.
"Okay, first we'll do theeeee.....Assisted Fish." Aunt Ruth proclaimed looking at the paper.
"Assisted
Fish?
" I asked.
"Assisted Fish." She continued. "Here, I'll show you."
[Author's note: Many of the yoga poses named can be seen here -
http://www.fulllotusyoga.com/partneryoga.html
]
Aunt Ruth layed down on my yoga mat on her legs, knees bent upwards. I, in turn, laid my back against her pointed knees and my upper torso hurdled backwards upside down, my head resting in her crotch. We locked hands and she pulled me down towards her. A killer on the back.
"Oof, that's a stretch." I grunted.
We switched positions. When Aunt Ruth titled backwards towards me over my pressed-together thighs, my dick pointed straight up and when she reached my crotch, her nose and forehead rubbed against my sweaty scrotum, skin to skin.
"Can be an awkward pose to do with a male for...obvious reasons, but, yeah, great on the back." Aunt Ruth said in a very matter of fact way.