Here I sit, typing this and I still do not believe it happened.
I came into my husband's family less than 10 years ago and have watched relationships come and go and nieces and nephews graduate and mature.
His niece, I will call Mickey, graduated from vo-tech and had her 19th birthday all in the same weekend.
As I sat watching the men joke around and give lessons on the "art of BBQ'ing" , Mickey came and sat next to me with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Bad habits both and I proceeded to tell her so.
Her reaction?
"Oh Aunt Dee, chill out", I thought you were cooler than my mom's family."
"I am but I am supposed to tell you about the evils of smoking and drinking as a responsible grown-up."
And without so much as a hesitation she replied, "How about telling me about the evils of same sex lovemaking?"
I nearly dropped my bottle of ice water and asked her, "What makes you think I know of anything even remotely about that subject?"
She looked around to be sure no one was within earshot and whispered, "I saw how you looked at my classmates' mom in that sheer blouse she was wearing." "You licked your lips like she was a lollipop or something!"
I could feel my face turning bright red and got up to excuse myself and went into the house to put a cool cloth on my beet red face.
I did not hear Mickey come in behind me but she cleared her throat and was standing in the doorway of the bathroom, just smiling and watching me.
"Look this is not the kind of subject..." and she shushed me right then and there.
"Don't panic and chill Auntie, I couldn't take my eyes off her either and trust me, I wanted to taste her as much as you did!"
Shock, surprise and then I started to laugh.
"Why are you talking to me about this Mickey?"
"Because you're not like the rest of my uptight family and when I saw your reaction to that woman, I knew you were the right person to approach and ask a favor of."
Favor? I couldn't think what that favor would be but she was right.
My husband's family is old fashioned and really uptight. Talking about gay or lesbian topics is and was quickly shut down or turned into sarcastic comments and ignorance. Better to leave those topics for the church to decide.
Anyway, I was curious about this favor and asked Mickey what she wanted of me.
She turned and looked me straight in the eye and said, "I am curious about lesbians and gays and want to talk to you away from everyone because it would never be an accepted topic to discuss with anyone in my family."
"Oh okay that seems harmless enough," I said and she walked over and stood next to me in the bathroom.
I was not prepared for what happened next but WHAT A FUCKING TURN ON!
Mickey took my hand, ran it over her thigh, up under the hem of her dress and placed it between her legs on her very wet pussy.
No panties just wet slippery pussy and she clamped her legs around my hand and proceeded to masturbate until she came.
I stood with my mouth open and she looked straight into my eyes and said, "One of these days you're going to have to put that sweet mouth to work where your hand is now!"
I don't know if I was more shocked or turned on? She is a beautiful young woman with firm 34 C breasts, a petite size 8 body and short but thick blonde hair. She is about 5'4" and can't weigh more than 110 pounds if that much.
I've seen her in short dresses that would have any man walking around with a hard on, a skimpy two piece bathing suit that one strong wave could rip off and nighties with nothing underneath but a smile.
And while I knew she was technically my niece, I could certainly appreciate a beautiful, sexy woman no matter what.
But I was not expecting anything like this and she could see the confusion and arousal on my face.
"Look. I know you are turned on and surprised but let's keep this between the two of us okay?"
"Absolutely, "and no more mention of it was made after we both cleaned up and went back outside.
I did not think about it anymore chalking it up to "youthful indiscretion" and almost forgot about it until a month later when Mickey showed up at my door on one of my husband's "night out with the boys."
I was on the computer and heard a knock at the door. I went to see who it was, thinking my husband had forgotten something and there was Mickey, wrapped in her big warm winter coat asking to come in and talk.
It wasn't terribly cold out but I figured she was chilly and invited her in.
"Want a cup of coffee or hot choc or something, you look like you are freezing with that big old coat on?"