I'm a small town attorney practicing alone and currently without a secretary. Two weeks ago I received a call from a woman stating that her niece had received a second DUI and was in jeopardy of losing her license and paying a big fine or serving jail time. This is small time stuff, but the fees help to pay the rent.
Later that day, they both arrived at my office. The niece was 18 years old and came dressed prim and proper in a long dress. She was a pretty girl, but the dress hid any idea of her shape. Auntie, who could not have been much more that 35, was attired in a more interesting manner. A short skirt that showed off her long legs and a top with a plunging neckline which showcased her very nice breasts.
After relating to me the facts of the DUI, I did indeed confirm that in addition to having her license suspended or possibly revoked, that the court would impose a fine of at least $500 or, if she could not pay, she could go to jail for 10 days. Now, having practiced in this town for ten years, I knew that I could make the DUI go away and that's why I would be charging my fee. I told the aunt that I felt confident that I could have the charge dismissed and that my fee would be $700.
With that, the aunt told her niece to leave my office and wait for her in the waiting room. Once her niece left, the aunt told me that she did not have $700 and asked if I would consider another form of payment. Since I wanted some clarification of this "other form of payment" I asked straight out what she meant. Without hesitation, she responded that she had in mind sexual favors. I'll admit that I immediately became aroused by what I thought would be a quicky by the aunt. As I was lost in this thought, she again spoke. Her suggestion was that I should leave everything to her as she was sure that I would enjoy the experience she had in mind. This was obviously even more intriguing so I told her that I would indeed leave it to her and follow her lead.