In my dotage I think back to a time in 1978 when was just over 20 years and 2 months old, and still a virgin.
I was painfully shy and worked in my Irish/Catholic parent's hardware store in Florida. I hadn't ever considered college as I wasn't very good at mixing with people. Anyway, my parents couldn't afford it and didn't want to part with the slave labor they extracted from me.
To say I was repressed in every way is an understatement. My parents were extremely strict Catholics. I was an only child which very unusual for Catholics. I believe I was the result of the only time they ever had sex. 9 months to the day following their wedding, I came along. It seems obvious to me, they only ever did it the once, on their honeymoon.
My Aunty Chris lived and worked nearly 200 miles away. Aunty Chris had gotten out and escaped the restrictive norms of her surroundings as soon as she could.
I hadn't seen much of her as I was growing up. Now Aunty Chris was visiting us for one night as she passed through to visit old friends in San Antonio.
My mum's younger sister Chris was everything my mum wasn't. It was great to have the pleasure of her company, even if only for one night, and to hear the tales of her exploits as our family re-acquainted over dinner.
On finding out that my parents intended to stick to their usual Sunday night visit to the church social club, I was appalled. They had automatically assumed Aunty Chris would want to accompany them to an Irish/Country and Western evening of dirge that they experienced religiously every Friday, Saturday and Sunday night.
What's more, Aunty Chris had suffered this fate before when younger, as had I. It was no surprise when Aunty Chris politely declined their offer saying she had further packing to see to before leaving the next day.
Aunty Chris was catching a relatively early flight to San Antonio the next morning to meet some old friends and re-live her hippy youth. In reality practically all Aunty Chris's packing was complete.
Pottering around our spare room seeing to last minute details prior to taking a refreshing shower to combat the heat, took up nearly an hour of Aunty Chris's attention once my parents had departed for their usual night of 'fun' at their Irish Club.
A light tapping on my bedroom door took my attention away from my Superman comic. I knew I was a little bit too old for that particular reading matter, but I was hooked. Besides this was a DC limited edition. Edition I looked up as Aunty Chris sauntered into my room and quizzically inquired, "Can we talk?" It was in that moment that I knew we were going to fuck.
Aunty Chris wore a thin white cotton shirt and shorts that amounted to little more than a flimsy pair of panties. The wearing of this attire was of course simply to combat the overwhelming heat. Aunty Chris sat in the chair at the foot of my bed, and in the encroaching twilight began my sexual education.
After first insisting that I drop the Aunty bit which made her feel old, Chris asked me what my biggest sexual worry was. I answered that premature ejaculation was a major worry to me. I didn't know at the time, but premature ejaculation was the term for cuming too quickly.
In one graceful movement Chris was on my bed beside me asserting that she was going to help me know myself.
Chris's damp hair was now dry and frizzy. The smell of her perfume was sweet and overpowering at such close quarters. The feeling of one of Chris's ample breasts gently pushing into my shoulder was definitely having an effect upon me. Chris's warm breath wafted across my cheeks as she whispered what she intended to do to me as as we became acquainted. I was as hard as a rock.