My family has something about the letter "L". My mother, bless her soul, was named Lavinia. My sister, who at 44 is 10 years older than me, is Libby. I'm 34, of course, and I guess I must have been an afterthought on my parents' parts, and my given name is Linda. Libby's daughter, who is the point of this story, is Lucy. See what I mean?
Anyway, a couple of weeks ago, Libby called and asked if I'd put Lucy up for a month, just till "it all dies down".
I asked what "it" was, but Libby, who is still my "big" sister, said it was just too scandalous to talk about, but please be a pet and look after the "wayward little bitch". Strong words for my sister.
Well, things were quite quiet at my bookshop – it's a cosy little outfit run by myself and two lady helpers. I call it "Linda's Library". There's that "L" thing again, see?
Anyway, I agreed and on the day in question drove down to the Plymouth railway station to greet the train from Paddington – no, that sounds silly - to greet my niece, Lucy, off the train from Paddington.
I'd not seen Lucy for about five years and I must confess I got quite a shock when I saw her again. She was short – I was going to say diminutive, but I guess five feet isn't
that
short. She had close-cropped dark brown hair, cut in a lovely fringe, and she was extremely pretty in pouty, Louise Brooks sort of way. If you've never heard of Louise Brooks, type her name into your search engine and you'll get my drift.
But that wasn't what gave me the shock. Do you remember that Page 3 girl, Samantha Fox? At least, I think it was Fox. She was quite short but she made up for a lack of height with these superb breasts.
Well, Lucy had Sam Fox-type breasts. They thrust out stunningly from the tight black T-shirt she was wearing.
And the T-shirt gave me a bit of a shock, too. The logo emblazoned in stark white lettering read "My nipples get harder than most guys' dicks!" Beneath the T-shirt she was poured into some jeans that looked as if they'd been applied by a spray gun. Wedge-styled red high heels were on her feet and she looked extremely, well, shall I say tarty. But tarty in the nicest possible way.
"Hi Lucy," I said, leaning down to hug her. I'm about five eight, with long fair hair, so fair it could be taken for blonde. I'm extremely fit because I work out each day, but my breasts are nowhere near Lucy's. Mine hit the tape at 34 inches, but because I've got a rather narrow back, my girl friends have never complained about not having enough to suck on. In fact, sometimes it's been a bit of a struggle to get them to go down "there", they like my boobs so much.
"Hi Aunty Linda," she said, smelling of a rather cheap perfume, "glad to see me?"
"Of course," I replied, "it's always a pleasure to put up family."
Lucy grinned a cheeky little grin. "Wait till I've been around a week or two, you may change your tune," she laughed.
Then I looked at her T-shirt logo again. "Did you attract a lot of attention on the train?" I asked.
"Oh, this?" she said, pulling on the sides of her T-shirt and making the logo stand out even more. "A couple of filthy old men letched at me, and one foxy lady of about 40, who I could really have gone for, smiled at me. Apart from that I don't think I started any riots."
Of course, alarm bells should have started to ring there and then, but I honestly thought it was Lucy trying to shock her maiden aunt. Well, I may be a maiden aunt, but I've known some foxy ladies in my time, if you follow me.
We drove home in my lovely old Rover, Lucy saying it looked like a car that escaped from the Ark, and I showed her to her bedroom. She plonked her valise and a large suitcase on the bed, then announced: "I'm going to get changed for a really sweaty run, aunty. Three and a half hours cooped up on the train and I need to work it out of my system."
I went down to the kitchen and made myself a cup of tea. Lucy appeared several minutes later, wearing bright red satin shorts which gleamed gloriously on her pert little buttocks. She had on white socks and brand-new Nike trainers. And she still had on that ghastly T-shirt.
Standing up and trying to sound stern but not stuffy, I said: "Now Lucy, you're perfectly welcome to stay down here with me for a month, but I'm not having a niece of mine running around this nice neighbourhood in a T-shirt like that!"
Lucy pouted and pulled the T-shirt off. She wasn't wearing a bra! Her large breasts hung in superb natural uplift, the nipples thick and the first thing that entered my head was "I want to suck those!" but Lucy saved the situation.
"I'll try another top, aunty, sorry," she said, before skipping off upstairs again.
I returned to my Earl Grey and Lucy was back in another T-shirt, still black, still with white lettering. This time the wording was an old joke, but I thought it was far preferable to the "nipples" T-shirt. This one read: "I may not be perfect, but parts of me aren't all that bad!"
I laughed, trying to live down my earlier stuffy aunt approach. "Far more respectable, darling," I smiled. "Now enjoy your run, only don't get lost."
"I'll be 45 minutes, possibly an hour aunty," she called, striding to the door and then she was gone.
I finished my Earl Grey, but instead of having my usual repeat cuppa, I walked up to her room and inspected it. Her suitcase was empty and had been placed in the wardrobe. Her valise lay on the dressing table. Idly, I pulled it to me and peeped into the thing.
I could hardly believe my eyes. Snuggling at the bottom was a gleaming black rubber item. I pulled it out. It was one of those things called, I believe, "a strap-on". It had straps, an imitation scrotum and looked about seven inches long – although, due to my sexual preferences, I'm not really an expert at male penile lengths.
I peeped into the valise once more and there was something else which caught my eye. I pulled this out, too. It was a leather-handled, triple-thonged whip, the lashes no more than 18 inches long, the handle some eight inches. The tips of the three thongs were shaped like hearts. The instrument of punishment gleamed cruelly. It sent a shiver down my body, although it was a shiver of fear mixed with excitement.
I slipped out of my skirt, kicked off my shoes, pulled my blouse off and lay back on the bed, the whip by my side, the dildo in my hand. Idly I began to rub the head of the device against my pink silk panties. I began to think about Patrice.
She had been my girl friend. She was much taller than me – supermodel height, about six feet. She had long blonde hair, falling to her shoulder blades. She had a totally shaved pussy. I used to spend hours there, licking and kissing. I missed her so much.
My thoughts drifted to our wonderful love-making, her gentle hands, her insistent mouth. I could almost inhale the aroma of her slender snatch, could almost feel her labia lips grazing my mouth. The dildo was working away at my sex trench and I felt down at the gusset of my panties and pulled them to one side, allowing the rubber to insinuate itself into the folds of my sex.
I must have drifted off into a trance-like dream because the next thing I knew I jolted myself awake.
"And what the fuck do you think you're doing?"