How did I wind up putting on a show for my mom, getting fucked by my brother on a chair, while roleplaying the back seat car sex from a few months ago?
***
"Hey," said my brother, Lucus. "Wanna see my latest painting?"
"Sure," I said, while my mom, Aleja, nodded.
We all wandered into the spare bedroom of his college apartment, which had been turned into a painting studio after the three of us had decided to share the Cal King bed in the master bedroom. Well, "decided" is perhaps the wrong word here, but there isn't an English word for "the-incestual-sex-between-two-siblings-and-their-recently-divorced-mom-had-happened-often-enough-that-a-de-facto-relationship-had-formed-where-the-mom-sleeping-on-the-couch-seemed-weird-and-so-without-overtly-discussing-it-the-mom-just-shared-the-bed-with-her-kids-every-night-to-facilitate-aftersex-cuddling."
If we spoke German, we'd just jam all these words together into some large shouty gutteral phrase like "Diese-Perversen-setzen-sich-durch-Gruppenficken-ΓΌber-alle-gesellschaftlichen-Konventionen-hinweg!"
But this is Texas, dammit. We speak 'Murican here, and proud of it.
That should be spoken in a mildly self-deprecating tone, with just a hint of sarcasm, if that wasn't clear from the context.
Oh, and if you're wondering why I'm addressing invisible readers instead of this all being unspoken thoughts in my head, that's because I'm typing this on my laptop for a Literotica story. Which would have been unthinkable a couple months ago, * before * I accidentally published a story there that revealed our weird relationship to the world. And then some students on my Dallas area campus figured out I was probably the author. And rather than walking around in shame all the time with people gossiping behind my back, I decided to brazen it out. Lean into it. Fuck 'em if they get all judge-y, yeah?
***
So we wandered into Lucus' studio and saw a huge acrylic painting, perhaps a four foot by six foot canvas, showing him and me fucking in the back seat. He'd painted it fast, judging by the bold swooping lines in bright colors conveying the vigor with which I'd plunged my sexy voluptuous brown booty into his lap, enveloping his stiffness over and over as I rode him in reverse doggystyle. You could see just a touch of mom's hair peeking around the car seat in the background, hinting that she'd been driving while we did it.
"Wow," mom said.
After a couple seconds of silence, Lucus said, "Was that a good 'wow', or a 'the fuck were you th--' "
"Much as it pains me to admit it," I interrupted, "you're a super talented painter. You're way better than me at this one narrow endeavor than I am at, oh, everything else."
"Hunh," Lucus said. "I couldn't hear anything you said after you called me a 'super talented painter.' What with the warm glow I felt from my little sister for once giving me an undiluted compliment and acknowledging that I, too, am smart. And not somehow making this accomplishment all about you."
"If you two are quite done with bickering..." mom said.
Lucus glanced at me. "I think we've finally got our quota in for the night. Now we can relax and be super sweet and nice to each other until midnight."
I shrugged. "Sure."
Mom was leaning close to the painting, examining the detail. "This is getting me kinda hot. Wish I had been able to watch y'all, instead of driving."
"I got an idea," Lucus said.
I managed to avoid the obvious snarky reply. Felt pretty good, taking the high road. I should try it more often, this 'shutting up' thing.
Nah.
***
We carried the painting into the master bedroom, Lucus carrying a hammer and a clear plastic tray filled with painting hanging stuff. He expertly eyed the blank wall to the right of the big bed, measuring distances, then pounded into the drywall a couple of hanging hooks. He grabbed the wire he'd previously strung behind the painting, and swiftly hung it on the hooks, perfectly centered and the right height on the first go. He nudged the left top corner down, getting it level.
He then sat on the big chair on the other side of the bed, as we all admired the painting of him and me fucking in the car a few months ago. "Have a seat," he said, waving toward the Cal King bed with its riotous excess of pillows -- four rows, only one actually functional for sleeping. "Not you, Ciara. Just mom."
Ah, I thought. Got it.
I strolled seductively toward him, my thick hips swaying invitingly. "Hey, sexy. Mind if I sit on your lap?"
"I don't think we should. Mom's right there, driving."