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So. My boyfriend had almost killed himself. I'd given him a proper chewing out afterwards, and like before he apologized profusely. It seemed he was feeling better now about the whole situation with Jordan. He had freaked out when he thought that many emotions were stemming from Jordan and not himself, and I'd finally opened up to him and talked about my relationship with my cousin.
It was cathartic, much like when I'd told Coco. This time, though, I was telling it to the person that had a part of Jordan inside him. August realized how similar he and Jordan were, that anything he was feeling wasn't necessarily foreign. He wanted to see how he would handle any intrusive thoughts or feelings now that he was armed with the knowledge of where they came from, but he made me promise to love him for him, not for Jordan.
I smiled. The two of them might have been the best of friends. How I felt about them now was different. It was so hard to describe. Maybe the One didn't exist. It really was possible to love another as deeply, without pushing them to fit the hole the other had left. Leon had certainly overcome that hurdle. His words came back to me. It's accepting the person as they are. I realized I'd already passed the point of trying to mold August into Jordan. I loved him for him. God, this was so corny.
"Alex?" said the little girl on my lap. "Are you okay?
"Hm? Yeah, sorry. Where were we?"
"The big bad wolf was just visiting the first piggy."
Outside, a car pulled up to the house, and I peeked through the curtains. Two people, a man and a woman, presumably returning from a date. They couldn't go out in public, and they weren't going to my club, so it made me wonder just where they'd whisked themselves off to. I grinned, shaking my head at my own curiosity.
"Ah, yes." I patted the girl's head and continued the story. "So the big bad wolf went to the first piggy, who had built his house out of straw. And he called out and said, 'Little pig, little pig, let me come in!' 'Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!' said the first piggy." I could hear movement in the house now, footsteps approaching the room. "And so the wolf said, 'Then I'll huff, and I'll puff--'"
The door opened, and Senator Barnes stared at me, his eyes near bugging out of his head. The woman with him, Krista, gasped and almost rushed forward, but I fixed her with a stare so cold that she froze. I pulled their daughter closer to me, adjusting the storybook in my hands.
"'--and I'll blow your house in!'" I finished, closing the book. "We'll finish later, okay Lisa?"
"Okay!" she said cheerfully. "Hi mommy! Hi Uncle Bill!" She waved to the two adults, cute as a button. "Alex said she was your friend!"
"What are you doing in my house?" Barnes growled, holding Krista steady.
I let an innocent smile spread across my face. "I just came to play with little Lisa here. She was so alone, especially after her babysitter left." Immediately, Krista took out her phone and began dialing, either to the cops or to the babysitter. "Ms. Barnes." She looked at me with wide eyes, which darted to her daughter and then back to me. I leaned down, putting my face right next to Lisa's. "Let's not be hasty, alright? We wouldn't want to do something we all regret." Terror wreaked her face, and I sighed. "Don't worry. I'm just here to have a little chat with your brother. He's a very difficult man to get ahold of. Could we have a moment alone?"
Krista gulped and nodded, then held out her hands as she crouched. "Come on, Lisa. Mommy's going to--"
"Can't you see Lisa and I are having fun?" I raised a brow, and Krista began trembling.
"Please. She's just a child."
Ol' Billy Barnes pulled his sister to her feet, whispering in her ear. "Just give us a moment, babe." With great reluctance, Krista continued down the hall, and we heard her door shut.
"Wonderful," I declared. "Wow, it's been a hot minute since we saw each other, Bill! Can I call you Bill?"
"No," he said stiffly, entering Lisa's bedroom and closing the door behind him.
"You see, Bill, we had a deal. Do you remember that? Either you agreed to terms, or you walked away. If we'd left it at either of those choices, we'd still both be sitting pretty right now." I pulled Lisa closer into my lap, and she seemed to enjoy the cuddles. She was bouncing her head gently off my boobs and giggling, which suited me just fine. Better that she wasn't really listening to our conversation. "But instead I had to speak to our mutual friend. You know the one, right?"
Barnes swallowed and nodded. "And where is our mutual friend right now?"
"Well, the fact that I'm here and he's not should give you some idea, shouldn't it?" I sneered, pushing the curtains aside to gaze nonchalantly out into the night. "But if you want specifics... Lisa, do you like nursery rhymes?"
"Yeah," she replied.
"Alright, well you probably remember this one, right? Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall." I made eye contact with Barnes, who was visibly sweating. "All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again." I gave him a humorless smile. "He's probably a can of
chili con carne
by now." Barnes stiffened, clenching his jaw. "Yeah. You bet on the wrong horse, buddy."
"So what do you want?" he almost whimpered.
"I want what we agreed upon," I said casually. "Except throw in the other half as a late fee. I'm a forgiving person, but after everything that's happened, I don't think you should be governor after all. We need to set a good example for your... niece, don't we?"
After a moment's hesitation, and after glancing at Lisa on my lap, he finally said, "Fine. My people will be in touch. We'll have payment sorted soon enough."
"Oho, it's not so simple, Bill. That's what you said last time. If I don't get my money in twelve hours..." I turned Lisa around to the side so she could look at me, and I turned my voice cheerful. "...then Uncle Bill gets to be on the news!"
"Yay! Uncle Bill, can I be on the news too?" she exclaimed.
"No! No." Barnes held his hands out, breathing heavily. "You... You wouldn't. You'd get exposed too. You said you wouldn't risk your patrons."
"Ah, but you see, Bill. I've changed the contents of my Pigeon," I announced. He looked at me quizzically. I covered Lisa's ears with my palms. "If I don't get my money in twelve hours, the story that goes out to the press isn't that you fucked your sister and had a bastard incest daughter. It's that you've displayed sexual misconduct toward three of your aides."
"...But I've never--"
"It doesn't matter, Billy Boy. You know the times we live in now. The media will dig and dig and dig. And maybe some women might speak out and lie to get their five minutes of fame. Depends on how much of an ass you are, I suppose. But what the media will find is Lisa, and everything her mom and Uncle Bill have been up to." I sat back, shrugging. "And my club and I will remain completely untouched, because even if you snitch, nobody is gonna believe a word you say. Just some fairy tales spun by the disgusting incest senator."
He was thinking of any way to get out of this, and I watched the cogs spinning in his head. "There's no way you come out of this unscathed," he muttered. "If I ever go down, you're going down with me."
I just smiled and uncovered Lisa's ears. "Lisa, do you know how to sing Itsy Bitsy Spider?"
"Yeah!" she chirped.