My mom called me down to the living room where she and her girlfriend had been drinking wine all afternoon. Dad was away at my uncle's place for the weekend.
"Hi John." Mom said. "You know May, right?"
May was an office administrator at the production house my mom worked in. She was only 32 to my mom's 45 years, but they got along like schoolgirls. May was a very attractive brunette with full breasts that I had to resist looking at, especially the way they were currently outlined by her tight blouse.
My mom's weren't that bad either, I figured, briefly comparing them. While my mom was a real blond MILF, I never allowed my mind to wonder what she might look like naked.
"Of course, mom." I said. "Hi, May."
May smiled back with a dopey expression. I could see that the red wine had stained her teeth a little pink. She seemed pretty drunk.
"I was just telling May that you had a nice one son." Mom said.
I couldn't believe what I had just heard.
"What do you mean, mom?" I asked. My mom was beyond plastered. She was fucking looped.
"I told her that you had a great big cock."
They both giggled.
"Seriously," Mom said, speaking to May, "His dick is like a foot long. It makes my husband's look a pixie straw."
I stuttered. Sure, it's true my cock is a full nine inches when erect. I even measured it once with mom's sewing tape. But to hear it discussed like this was disgusting! I tried to figure out how my mom even knew when I remembered that she had caught a glimpse of it last month when my towel accidentally fell from my waist as I was heading to the shower from my room, but I couldn't believe she would share that information!
"I think you two have had enough to drink." I told them plainly. "Now, if you don't mind, I've got to study for my Algebra test tomorrow." I turned to return upstairs when I felt May's hand grope my bottom. I jumped.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
She gave me a cute smile. "Don't be so uptight."
"Imagine if I just grabbed your tits out of the blue!" I told her. "You'd probably press charges. Because I'm a guy I guess you think it's funny!!!"
May looked disappointed.