It's my birthday and I'm spending it with Mum.
We are driving home after eating a lovely meal in a nice restaurant. As we exit the car and walk up the driveway, I groan and hunch forward slightly, feeling the persistent erection in my pants throbbing with an urgent demand for release.
I've not masturbated for nearly a week. My injured hands, both busted and bandaged, have left me incapable of relieving myself, and the pressure in my balls is becoming unbearable. The throbbing sensation is even worse this time, making its way up the shaft of my stiff todger, all the way up to the tip, making the helmet-head pulse along painfully with my beating heart. My scrotum's now so full that I can feel semen backing up from my balls and oozing from the tip of my cock, dribbling to the fore and soaking the front of my underpants.
Mum glares at me, concerned, "What's wrong? Why are you walking hunched over? Have you got tummy ache?"
I'd love to tell Mum what my problem is, but I just can't bring myself to do it; it'll be far too embarrassing. And knowing my kooky mother, she'll most probably offer to do it for me."
"I'm alright."
"Well, I hope you're not feigning illness to get out of having a bath. You've not had a wash for at least a week; you'll start stinking the house up soon."
Mum wants to bathe me, wants to strip me naked and give me a good scrub in the bath. But I'm not a little kid anymore, and the mere thought of Mum seeing my willy is embarrassing to say the least, but I can't see a way out of this one. I'm resigned to the fact she will, at least, get a glimpse at my three-inch pecker, all stiff and hairy.
Halfway down the drive, Mum stops and peers down at my groin, looking perplexed. "Have you wet yourself?"
My eyes drop to where Mum's looking, and I notice a damp patch at the front of my shorts. The pre-cum has seeped through my underpants, soaking my shorts. "Oh, no," I giggle nervously, my face blushing red-hot. "A little pee must have leaked out," I lie, unconvincingly.
Mum puts the key in the door, stops and turns to me. "Look, darling, I know what boys your age like, what they need; I think I know what's causing your discomfort. When we get through this door, you lie back, relax, and let Mummy do her thing. You promise to trust me and not cause a fuss?"
That sounded strange. What on earth did she mean by that?
I nod my head a force a smile.
As soon as we're through the door, mum's straight down to business. "Sit on the stairs, darling," she demands, closing the door behind her.
I sit down on the hallway stairs, nervous.
Mum slips off her flip-flops, walks elegantly towards me and kneels down at my feet. She's wearing a black, low-cut dress, and I can't help but stare at her cleavage as she's bent over in front of me. I'd like to just lie down with Mum and mash my face against her bosom and let her stroke my back, like she used to do. But I've a feeling I'm about to be humiliated, embarrassed, stripped naked and washed in the bath like a small child.
I hope she doesn't wash between my legs. The way my pecker feels at the moment it'll go off like a firework as soon as touch it. Now that would be embarrassing.
She removes my shoes and then tugs off my socks. She then motions with her hands indicating for me to stand up. We both stand up at the same time. She then grabs my shirt and lifts it off over my head, being careful not to hurt my injured hands, as I lift my arms. She drops my shirt to the floor.
Then, before I can protest, without warning, I feel my shorts and underpants fly down my legs and hit my ankles.
"Jesus Christ, Mum!" I shout, feeling my erection immediately deflate as I use my bandaged hands to try and cover my penis. My heart races and my face lights up bright red.
"Oh, don't be such a baby," Mum says, trying not to laugh. "Now step out of those pants and come on up stairs. I'll run you a bath. Your face when a pulled your pants down; it really was a picture."
Oh fuck! How embarrassing is this? My mum has just pulled down my pants and seen my penis, and now she's laughing about it. This is surreal.
I walk up the stairs first, still trying to cover my private parts, and Mum follows. About halfway up the stairs, I feel a sharp slap against my butt, which shocks me rigid, causing me to stop and turn to Mum. "What the hell did you do that for?" I snap, voice quivering.
Mum doesn't answer, she's hunched over, holding her stomach and having hysterics. "I'm so sorry," she says through incessant laughter. "I just couldn't resist it. It's not everyday I see such a pert pair of buttocks."
You may think that my mum's behavior is inappropriate, a little strange. Well, you'd be right. But my mum isn't like other mums. She's completely bonkers, as barmy as they come, always acting daft and embarrassing me at every opportunity. She's a teenage girl trapped inside a woman's body. She winds me up something rotten when the mood takes her. There are times when I find her mildly amusing. Today, however, I'm really not in the mood.
She reaches the top of the stairs and looks back at me. "Take your hands away from your wiener," demands Mum, in an irritated tone. "I've lost count how many times I've seen that thing in the past. It's nothing to feel awkward about. I'm your mother for crying out loud. If you can't show it to me who can you show it to?"
"Yes, but I'm teenager now mum. It's a bit different now," I say, as we enter the bathroom and mum turns the taps to fill the bath.
"How long has it been since I last saw your dinky?" Mum asks, as she pours bubble bath into the bathtub. "What do you reckon, about five or six years? Well, the only difference is, it's now a fair bit bigger and an awful lot hairier. So try to relax and enjoy yourself."
Enjoy myself! Did she just say enjoy myself? I can feel my face burning I'm so embarrassed. How can I enjoy myself?
Mum sits on the edge of the bathtub and swishes the water with her hand as the tub fills. She turns to me and says, "Do you remember what we used to call him when you were little?"
Oh, no, this is getting worse by the second. I'm not only standing here naked in front of Mum, but she's actually talking about pet names for penis now.
"We used to him your little soldier. Do you remember?"
I force a smile and nod my head.
Swishing the bath water around with her hand absentmindedly, she continues, "You used to love playing with him. Do you remember that? Not as much as I imagine you enjoy playing with him now though, being the age you are. I was forever telling you to leave it alone. You just couldn't keep your hands out your pants."
Awkward! Awkward! Awkward! Please tell me this isn't happening.
There's an uncomfortable silence as the bath fills, then Mum says, "There you go, jump in. And for heavens sake, take that hand away from your dinky. Let him out for some fresh air. He could do with an airing out. You've not washed for a week; it must smell like a fish market between your legs."
Mum stands as I shuffle towards the bath. When I pass her she gives my buttocks a hard squeeze with both hands.