It's here! It's here! It's finally here! Today's THE day—it's my birthday! And it's not just ANY old birthday, no sir! It's the most important one of them all! Today's the day I turn 18 and finally become an adult!
So what's an 18 year old to do on her most magical day? Breakfast in bed? Manicures by the pool? Smoking a cigarette while scratching off lottery tickets?
Well, instead of spa day for the birthday girl, I unwillingly opted for high school algebra class. Despite the teacher spewing fascinating things about fractions or whatever, my mind was devoted to daydreaming about Mommy and me.
You see, this morning in the kitchen, when I was pouring some coffee for Daddy, Mommy came up behind me and placed her hands around my waist. She pressed her thumbs into my back dimples while her fingers tickled my hipbones. Tee-hee!
But then my giggle became a gasp when Mommy pulled me tight against her body and burrowed her face behind my ear. I could feel Mommy's breath on my neck as I got goose bumps all over! But then a new sensation arose when Mommy wiggled her hipbones against my backside; it was this warm and wet and tingly feeling between my legs that I had never felt before!
With a flick of her tongue, Mommy started to whisper, "I have a big surprise for my birthday girl...but keep it a secret from Daddy...because I know how much you and Daddy love surprises...right?"
I couldn't breathe; the way she said "right" caused my lips to tremble and my voice to grow hoarse. Oh boy, just thinking about this now brings a HUGE smile to my face...but it also brings me back to algebra class. Geeze, isn't school over yet?
As soon as the school bell rang, I ran out the door and rushed towards the car loop. I could see Mommy's SUV shimmering at the edge of the parking lot. I sprinted as fast as I could and practically cartwheeled inside, bouncing on the leather seats within. Mommy snickered loudly through her lovely red lips.
"Happy Birthday, Baby Girl!" Mommy cheered as I bounced in my seat. Mommy leaned over to kiss me lightly on my slightly sweaty forehead as I struggled to clasp my seatbelt. "How's it feel to finally be an adult?"
"It. Feels. AMAZING!" I giggled as I clicked my seatbelt securely. Mommy drove away from school as I threw my belongings in the backseat. The frigid AC made me realize just how hot I was; I pulled down the sunshade and opened the illuminated mirror. Oh man—I was such a hot mess! After closing the mirror, I noticed Mommy pulling onto the freeway onramp...wait a second, home's in the other direction...so where is she taking me?
Sensing my question, Mommy responded with: "We're going to the mall!"
WHEEEEEE! I love shopping! Oh boy oh boy—I hope we're going to Macy's! They always have the cutest clothes!
Some 20 minutes later, Mommy and me were skipping hand-in-hand towards revolving entrance doors. I couldn't contain my excitement as I bounded down the marble hallways lined with what seemed like hundreds of specialty stores and high-end shops. I've never even been to this mall before; it was super fancy!
"Where to first, Mommy?!"
She nodded towards a makeup boutique festooned in fluorescent light and cosmetic-clad counters. "We're gonna get you all dolled up, my love. How does a makeup makeover sound?"
"EEEEEEP! Really, Mommy?!" I squealed and squirmed in delight. Ohmygosh! A makeover! I hope I'll look as beautiful as Mommy!
Mommy perched me on a pretty leather pedestal next to an elegant beautician, who eagerly eyed me up and down while nibbling the end of her makeup brush. She leaned in towards me, tucked silk strands behind my ears, and examined my facial features close-up.
The beautician hummed happily while poking my eyebrows and freckled cheeks, getting the feel of my face. Mommy pulled out her phone and showed the beautician something on the screen; the lady nodded an obligated approval before spinning me around in the chair to begin her masterpiece.
After what seemed like forever, another store clerk walked by and gave me 'one of those' winks. Oh boy, I can't wait to see what I look like! I wanna see! I wanna see!
The beautician breathed a sigh of relief before fluffing my face one final time. She then whirled me around in the chair and—OH MY GOD!
Is that...me?!
I couldn't help but squeak in delight at my reflection. Never before had I been THIS pretty: sparkly golden eye shadow and pitch-black mascara made my baby blue eyes pop; my once bushy-brows now darkened and defined in a perfectly manicured curve; my cheeks were brushed with ambrosia blush while ivory highlights accentuated my bone structure. But my lips—oh boy oh boy!—my lips were the best of all: bright red beauties the color of crimson and as plump as a juicy pomegranate!
"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!" I squealed as I bounced in the chair, my unblinking eyes fixated on the mirror in front of me. I look soooo pretty... just like Angelina Jolie! Oh my gosh...I never thought I could look...like...THIS! I just had to be sure:
"What do ya think? How do I look, Mommy?"
"Beautiful," Mommy sighed with watery eyes and a beaming smile. "Simply beautiful, Baby Girl."
I giggled again and hopped off the chair, eager to continue my birthday adventures. Mommy pecked my cheek, paid the clerk, and led me along down glowing corridors. We were walking straight towards a glamorous store with glistening models, gleaming lingerie, and a gilded marquee that blazed: Agent Provocateur.
"Yes, darling," Mommy purred as she took my hand and guided me into the opulent boutique. "Yes, my love... lingerie."
I saw a little smirk form around her glossy lips as she led me deeper and deeper into high-end intimates. My newly painted eyes gawked at all of those glistening garments I've only ever seen in Daddy's browser history.
Mommy tells me to pick out my favorite thing—I already had my eyes locked on that super sheer nightgown over there! She tells me to go try it on while she goes off to talk to the sales clerk who's eagerly eyeing us from the register.
I hop in the dressing room and disappear behind a velvet door drape as I start to remove my clothes. I rip off my tank top and shimmy my shorts down. I kicked off my sneaks and pulled off my socks with my nimble toes, wiggling my toes on plush shag carpeting. I whirled around to see my reflection in the full-length mirror. My face was that of a Victoria's Secret model... but OH GOD—my bra and panties made me look like a kid!
Oh gosh, I know it's super embarrassing, but... I was wearing white granny panties. And an off-white bra with flappy straps and no support whatsoever. I blushed as I brushed my fingers in front, unlatching the bra clasp before quickly tossing it aside, allowing my B-cup breasts to bounce in freedom. Ohh—I think they're so pretty! My perky pink nipples began to harden from the cool air whirling around the dressing room walls. I arched my back and extended my arms above my head, admiring this new dolled-up face on my young firm body.
I reached for the nightgown and fiddled with the straps that were tangled around the ribbed hanger. That's when my fingers found the price tag:
$1,999.
Oh. My. GOD. I couldn't believe it—this little thing is TWO thousand dollars?! Holy crabapples—that's the down payment for a car! I can't believe Mommy wants to buy me something THIS expensive for my birthday! Ohmygosh, she must really love me! And, hehee, won't all my friends be jealous when I wear THIS to our next sleepover?