(Another slight deviation from the main stuff. First time in this, err, genre. I hope you enjoy!)
Jane only saw her cousin Rudolph, Rudy for short, a few times a year at family get-to-gethers. Her and her cousins, despite living in the same city, rarely saw each other, but always seemed to know each other's business. Jane suspected, rather, knew, it was because her mother was a huge gossip and called her sister, her cousins, and her cousin's wives several times a week to catch up. Rudy was a bit of a black sheep in their family. He hadn't finished university, and had a hard time, it seemed, keeping a steady job. Rudy, like Jane, was living back at home.
"Hey Rudy," Jane said as Rudolph came into the restaurant and took a seat. He looked a little scruffy, which wasn't unusual. She always thought he looked good with a little scruff.
"Hey Jane, sorry I'm late... transit, you know?"
She did know - the transit was a constant pain in the ass. She relied on it to get to work, and just about everywhere else. It was persistently late, no matter what the schedule read, or the app boasted.
They ordered dinner, Rudolph ordered a drink, Jane got a coke. She knew his drinking had been a problem but it had been mostly under control. Or that's what he told her anyhow.
"So, what's new?" She asked him after they'd gotten their drinks.
"Did you hear about aunt Mary and uncle John?"
"Is that actually a thing? I know my mom had said something about how he'd had a crush on her, but... are they actually hooking up?"
Rudy shrugged, "I mean, they're getting older.. I can't blame them if they're lonely, you know? It's hard to meet people, so if they're taking comfort in each other... I mean, who are we to judge?"
"They're related, Rudy! That's so fucked up. I mean, I know they're not like brother and sister, but still."
"Still, I mean, it's not like it's totally unheard of. Look at the Royal Family. Like, every royal family. They're fucking each other all over the place and no one says boo, you know?"
"Rudy!"
"I'm just saying it's not like they're the first people in the world to do this, you know? It's not like we're all perfect."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Jane asked. Their food had arrived, though neither was eating yet.
"Well it's not like none of us... you know, the cousins, it's not like none of us have talked about sex or anything before. Have you never thought about.. It?"
Jane had noticed that certain of her cousins, Rudy and Michael especially, had a tendency to push conversation towards racier subjects, often asking Jane if she was dating anyone or seeing anyone, and what they were doing, or if she had done certain things. Specifically last time Michael seemed to be asking a lot of questions about anal sex since he'd heard that she was seeing someone... well, not that she was seeing Chris, but her mom had put two and two together and figured something was up, and through the familial grapevine it had gotten to... everyone.
Jane didn't say anything.
"You know not denying it is basically just admitting that you had, right?" Rudy teased her. "I saw Sylvia changing once at uncle John's place - she was going to the pool and I just happened to walk by.. She left the door open, I wasn't snooping. Man, I was hard for a week. I just felt so bad, you know? I once drunk-texted her for pics of her naked... she didn't send them, but oh man, I jerked off thinking about her every day for the next month."
Jane was open-mouth shocked. Rudy had always been candid but not like this.
"I will admit," Jane said at last, "I enjoy the attention you guys give me. But that's it."
"Alright," Rudy said, "Anyhow, how's the job hunt?"
***
Dinner continued. Rudy had a couple more drinks. Conversation had remained mostly PG since they talked earlier, but Jane couldn't shake that Rudy had something in mind.
"Can I walk you home?" He asked as they settled the bill.
"Sure, I guess," she said. They left and he put his arm around her. It was friendly, but his hand drifted lower, and lower until it was resting on top of her ass.
They got to her front door. They hugged. He held on after she let go.
"Are you ok?" She asked.
"You never thought about doing anything with me?" Rudy asked finally.
Jane was quiet. Jane could feel Rudy's cock through his pants. Getting harder.