Summary
: Aunt is surprised by her nephew's sudden sexual confidence.
Note 1:
Dedicated to
Breezy
who suggested this wicked tale.
Note 2:
This is an
April Fool's Day 2021 Contest Story
so please vote.
"Do you think your boys could come over and help me set up my new home theatre system?" I asked my older sister Cassie.
"I imagine so, if they can play on it for a while once they're done," Cassie agreed, her twins being great boys, and amazing with technology... which made sense, since they gamed... a lot... and both of them planned to go into computer programming this fall.
"They can stay for as long as they want," I welcomed, always enjoying having them over. At 36 I was single and childless, my last relationship ending a few months ago... badly... like they always seemed to.
"They may never leave, then," Cassie joked; her boys both loved their fun auntie.
"Not until I make them drink another kale health shake anyway," I pointed out, the boys about as nerdy as they get... but also as out of shape as two eighteen-year-olds can be. They did take advantage of the free year-pass to my yoga studio I gave them on their eighteenth birthday two months ago ... but it was soon clear they were only there to check out the women in their tight yoga pants.
The poor kids (not financially, since my sister's husband was the CFO of a tech company, and he made very, very good money) looked very much like their father. Both were overweight at 200 pounds, were short for men at 5'6", with red hair and freckles. (Thus, they were ineligible to make the quip some chubby people make about not being overweight but under-tall, since they were exaggeratedly both!) They also both wore thick, framed glasses that made them look like poster boys for nerds. Which was too bad, since their mother, my sister, was 5'10", with jet black hair and an amazingly firm body left over from her being a competitive beach volleyball player in her younger days.
To this day, nineteen years later, I still couldn't figure out why she'd married her husband (his name was Alfred, for fuck's sake, she should have known better from that demerit alone). He too was over 200 pounds, shorter than Cassie, brown hair, freckles, crooked teeth, and yet he had an odd, confident swagger... which I could never understand. IMHO, he wasn't nearly good enough for my sister. I mean, fuck, he looked like he could have been a fat friend of Kevin James on King of Queens... except fatter and with less personality). But he did keep her financially stable, and as strange as it was to me, she seemed very happy.
"Yeah, they still talk about that green shit their Aunt Cat made them drink," Cassie laughed.
"If they set up my home theatre, I'll make sure to reward them with some greasy fast food crap to binge out on," I said with a sigh. I hated seeing young people not looking after their bodies.
"I'll send them right over, once they wake up," Cassie said.
"It's almost noon," I pointed out, having already worked out, showered, breakfasted, and taught a yoga lesson. Like my sister, I have a very tight body. Although I'm a little shorter at 5'8", I too have great toned legs, plus firm 36C tits, long blonde hair with red tips I just had done, and blue eyes. I've never had a problem getting a man, I've just always found it impossible to select a good one.
I'm not saying I'm picky, but I want someone who knows who he is, has a high sex drive (like mine), can treat a woman like a lady or a slut at the appropriate times, and has a big cock... less than seven inches just isn't worth my time.
"Yeah, so it could be a couple hours," she said.
"Then how can they have possibly come from your loins?" I joked, everyone in my family, including Cassie, being habitual early risers.
"I've asked myself that question numerous times," Cassie said, "but they just take after their father."
"Well, send them over when you can," I said. "I really want to get this equipment set up today."
"Will do."
"Great," I said. "Love you, Cass."
"Love you too, Cat."
I loved having the boys over. They loved to game, and so did I. Sure, I enjoyed online gaming, but there was something special about playing with people who were in the same room. I know, everyone's concentrating on a computer screen so why should it matter, but in your gut you just know they're there.
I knew the boys would love the new 4K projector I'd just bought, as well as the surround sound system. I had both the new Xbox and the PS5.
Plus, with my nephews both going away to college in a couple of months, I figured I should likely give them a few pointers, since their dad likely hadn't had The Talk with them, nor IMHO, would he be qualified to give one.
Shortly afterwards, I received another call from Cassie where she said, "Change of plans. Alfred and I are heading out of town for a few days to visit his uncle and his new, younger wife for the weekend. Can the boys stay with you?"
"Sure," I agreed, always enjoying when they came for a visit, whether brief or extended.
"Awesome, thanks," she said, her tone a little off, yet I couldn't tell why. "We're leaving in five, and of course you're our first stop."
"I'd better hide all my sex toys then," I joked.
"How's the Sybian?"
"A real buzz!"
"You and your lame attempts at puns," she laughed.
"You're welcome to come over for a ride," I said. "I'm sure it will be better than Alfred."
"Oh, I wouldn't say that," she said.
"Sure, sure," I said, assuming Alfred had a tiny dick, just like all fat men seemed to have.
"See you soon," she said.
"Sounds good," I agreed.
I had twenty minutes to clean up, which also meant I had twenty minutes to put away the variety of sex toys scattered around the house. Besides the new Sybian I'd bought myself for my 36
th
(which was no joke, but an amazing purchase... gaming while siting on it was the ultimate rush), I had a few vibrators, a suction cup dildo, some vibrating eggs, and a few butt plugs.
I had just stowed the Sybian in my bedroom closet with a blanket over the top of it, when my nephews strolled in... with Big Gulps and a bucket of chicken each.
"You guys are going to have heart attacks at thirty," I warned, shaking my head.
"We've been working out lately," Allen said.
"You should be at my studio at least every second day," I urged.
"We enjoy your studio," Alex said.
"I mean besides sitting around checking out the women in their tight yoga pants," I teased.
"That scenario is great, "Allen smiled unapologetically.
The boys seemed to have a bit more swagger than I'd ever seen from them. They'd always had something of a crush on me... boys are pervs... which I'd used to my advantage in getting them to do things for me.
Cass hurried in, gave me a quick hug, and said immediately they had to get on the road. I asked, since she was wearing a skirt so short I could see the entirety of her lace top stockings, "Are you really going to see Alfred's uncle?"
"Yeah, why?" she asked.
"You seem dressed more for clubbing than a family visit," I said, never understanding why she always wore nylons. It was almost 90° today. I wore them for weddings, funerals, and the rare night of passion... but otherwise I enjoyed the comfort of yoga pants... Lulu Lemon was where 90% of my wardrobe was from.
