Thank you for reading my story, I hope that you enjoy it. Love Mica xx, Yorkshire England.
Please note that I am a British female, and I write in British English and vernacular, so for me a fanny is the correct term for female genitalia, a pussy is a pet cat, and the ass is a bum or arse.
I apologise for any typo errors in my story - I edit these myself, and I'm not perfect...
Mum was downstairs doing laundry, I was on my bed kicking my heels, just in my knickers. The house was warm, and I hadn't yet decided what I was going to wear, so after my shower I simply shoved some knickers on. Dad had gone to get some compost for his seedlings and then get some fuel for his car.
Our car was a petrol hybrid. Dad could plug it in at home and get about seventy miles of electric, and also put petrol in for around another five hundred miles range. Excellent, he said, me? It's dad's taxi. I don't care what it runs on. I have finished Uni, now I just need a job so that I can pay off my Uni debts, but I have no idea what I want to do. At the moment I work in a burger place, not the famous one, but it gives me money for makeup and stuff.
"Alright sweetheart?" Dad asked from my doorway, it seems he was back.
I half turned, and smiled, "yes thank you dad," I answered giving Dad a view of my boob and probably a tight knickers view of my crotch too. I hadn't heard Dad come home, otherwise I may have been better prepared, as it was, a quick view of a nipple was all I could manage. I hadn't done much better seeing Dad, just a glimpse of his half hard cock through his partially open bedroom door a few days before.
That glimpse had been enough though, even half hard Dad's cock looked better than any of the cocks I had experienced whilst at Uni, and whilst they had been good, I just knew Dad's cock would be better, I just had to find a way to get it inside me. Preferably without Mum finding out.
I had been back home from Uni for just three weeks, and I still hadn't heard Mum and Dad shagging, and the half hard cock Dad had sported told me there was still life in the old man yet. Perhaps Mum wasn't interested, who knew? Not something you can really ask though, is it? "Hey Mum, have you gone off shagging Dad?"
Did I really want to try and seduce my Dad? The issue was that if it all went Pete Tong, then I could find myself chucked out, and no one can afford to rent somewhere and live on a burger flippers wage. If I were to do this, I had to find a way to make it Dad's idea, but how? I could wear skimpy clothes of course, and that was Plan A, but the rest of it?
I had to be careful not to let Mum notice what I was up to, being a woman, she was likely to detect what I was doing before Dad, Dad probably would not realise in his conscious mind, but subconsciously he should notice and it should bear on his mind, be in his dreams. But not Mum, she would likely see through my scheme.
I would do things like leave my bedroom door partially open and lay on my bed in my underwear, Dad had a habit of looking into my room if the door was open. If I thought it was Mum coming upstairs, I could cover myself in my robe, but not for Dad. And tight knickers, tight over my crotch, that would help anytime he caught a glimpse.
Same for when I used the shower, I would leave the bathroom door partially open, if Dad cared to glance in, he would see me through the glass screen door in the shower, washing my fanny, or even shaving my fanny, which I had decided I would do much more often. I was saving up for a laser depilator, but it would be a few weeks more yet before I would have the funds.
But what else? I would raise the hems on my dresses and skirts. I would wear lower cut tops. I couldn't wear sheer tops at home, Mum would sus that straight away, but perhaps when I was going out, Dad would get a glimpse before I left, or perhaps when I got back if he was still up.
Could I get away with brushing my boobs against Dad? I wasn't sure if I could, I might try it a few times. The old trick of sitting opposite Dad and letting him see up my skirt wouldn't work, as Mum nearly always sat next to him on the sofa and would find a way to 'have a word' with me about decorum and decency.
I would have to do most of my actions when Mum was out, and thing is, she didn't leave the house that much. The supermarket a couple of times a week, Gran's once a week and that was about it. I might suggest that the Gym might be an idea, there was a Ladies Only Gym that was doing a special offer, I might just point it out to her. That might get her out of the house more.
I was still laying half naked on my bed, my legs apart and facing the door as I mused ways to seduce my Dad. What could I wear today I wondered.
"I am going to town to the post office," Dad said from my doorway, "do you want to come, we can get a coffee in the precinct."
I turned to face him, my one boob clearly on show, "can I get a pastry too?" I asked, wishing I could get my nipple to wiggle.
"Of course you can, now get dressed, you can't really go to town like that."
I looked down and threw a hand over my boob in horror, shock horror of course. "Daddy" I squealed. Hopefully the first battle in the war had been won. Hopefully I would appear unbidden in his dreams. Did he remember his dreams I wondered. I had discovered that dreams only stayed without until you moved part of your body.
I might start that conversation with Dad, and Mum if she was there, did they remember their dreams, did they know that the part of the brain that manages dreaming is also the part that manages movement, and it can't multitask. I might suggest that they stay still when they wake up and see if they can remember their dreams. Hopefully Dad will remember his half naked daughter.
I put a strappy top on, no bra, and threw my pleated skirt on, Birkenstocks on my feet completed my look. I went down to the kitchen, Mum was in the garden hanging out the washing, I went out to her, taking the next item form the laundry and handing it to her.
"I'm going into town with Dad," I said doing a twirl, "hopefully might see some boys worth a second look, what d'ya think?"
"Fine sweetheart, you'll certainly catch an eye or two."
Part one of my deceiving Mum by being open in front of her, was working. Misdirection was the key, she would not know that the 'boy' in my sights was my Dad. I went back in the house and followed Dad to the car. I opened the front passenger door and sat down, oops, my skirt had ridden up, and of course I didn't notice. Not much I didn't.
We parked in the car park just to the side of the precinct, always a tight squeeze, and I am sure Dad, standing at the back of the car waiting for me, would have had quite an eyeful as I tried to get out of the car. I smoothed my skirt down.
"Gosh Dad," I said trying to sound exasperated, although in reality I was exhilarated, "these parking spaces are so small, such a tight squeeze."
"Yes baby, indeed they are."
I went back and linked my arm through Dad's and we went off to the post office where Dad handed over a letter that he needed to go recorded delivery. It took only a moment for the woman behind the counter to process the transaction and we were done. As we walked through the precinct, I pulled Dad's arm.
"I want to go in here Dad, only be a minute."
I pulled Dad into Ann Summers, a local saucy lingerie shop. I had no plans to buy anything, but I did want to look, and I knew that they sold Basques, and I wanted to price them, see how much I would have to save. And of course, it would get Dad into a shop full of sexy underwear. I picked up and handled a few items, mostly knickers and then looked at the Basques, holding one up in front of me.
Dad, bless him, was trying to look the other way, but in the other direction was the stand full of vibrators, love eggs and various other toys. I put the Basque back and turned to Dad.