Just as I was about to place dinner on the table for Dad and me, the door popped open and there stood Dad, smiling at me .... "Sharlann, I have someone with me who needs your touch, baby. Can you help him?"
Standing on my tiptoes to see over Dad's shoulder, I was pleasantly surprised to see the most glorious, handsome hunk of masculinity on my side of the tracks. He was beautiful! I thought to myself, whatever could be his problem? Pushing the thought away, I said "Come in, both of you and let's eat dinner."
The stranger's name was Gabe, a poetic name, I thought. During dinner he laughed and joked and we all shared pleasantries until dessert. But I could see that, underneath his cheerful demeanor, he was a man who was hurting. And I decided to inquire.
"Gabe? Dad says you need a little help from me. Tell me about it." With that, a stream of words poured forth from Gabe about how he had lost his sex drive, how he had always secretly wanted to be mastered, how he had always wished that he had the guts to have sex with his sister (who, evidentially, wanted to have sex with him), how he wanted to have sex with another man, and how he felt he should be punished for his inabilities.
"WHEW! All that and you think 'I' can help you? Gabe, I'm afraid that Dad was wrong ... there's nothing I can do for you. I'm not your sister, I'm not a dominatrix, and I don't know how to restore your sex drive."
Leaning back on two legs of his chair, Dad piped in "baby, don't you think that if we were Gabe's father and sister that we could help him?" "Well, uh, yes," I replied, wondering just what Dad had in mind. "You know how bossy you can be Sharlann ... you are so good at giving orders ... and Gabe here is a man who needs to PAY for his guilt, experience his desires, and get on with his life."
Mulling this over, I removed the dishes and prepared to dish up my fabulous fruit dessert. Gabe kept his eyes on his plate and said nothing. "LOOK at me Gabe! Sit up straight in your chair and eat your dessert!" The words just came out of my mouth, shocking Dad and me at the same time. Dad started laughing, a deep, resonant laugh. "Yes, yes my baby, I DO think we can help Gabe." Grinning and giggling to myself I decided at that instant to join in the game and see what would come of it.
We finished our dessert in silence, each of us wondering where we might be headed in this scenario. As I picked up the plates and began washing dishes, I turned to both Gabe and Dad, saying "Please remove all of your clothes and go take a long, warm, relaxing shower; and be sure to wash EVERYTHING possible! Then rest on your big king-size bed till I get there." Laughing out loud, I finished the dishes and headed upstairs for a luxurious soak in bubbles. This might be a great evening after all. As I relaxed in the bath, I made mental notes about Gabe: this guy needs to be exposed to anal sex, hard sex, kinky sex .... and ummmm..... maybe a good spanking. But first ....