Madison took her phone out and looked for a notification, but didn't find it. She scanned the bar and watched for anyone resembling the man she matched with on Tinder. It was now 45 minutes past the time he said they would meet. She wore a form fitting grey low cut sleeveless grey shirt, and a pair of jeans, that had a hole in the thigh. She wondered if he saw her and bailed, maybe it was the regular pair of flip flops on her feet?
Trying not to think about it, she downed the the last shot in front of her, paid the tab, and began walking out. All around her there were guys, all with a woman, having a good time, or at least it seemed that way. Chatting, flirting, one woman gave her man The Look. The signature look in her eye that signaled she wanted to be in private with him, or at least in the one person bathroom at the back of the bar. Madison shook her head and continued walking out the opposite end of the bar.
Once at her car, she got in and locked the door, then got out her phone. She asked the assistant to text "Daisy", her friend from all the way back in middle school and now roommate.
"This was a major waste of time, he was a dick, I fucking hate him. No show. Drunk, going to sleep in the car, talk later." Then "send," then "yes." Because assistants need more than one confirmation to send a message?
And with that she blacked out in the car. Apparently one drink in a half hour and then six shots in fifteen minutes was some kind of limit for her.
When she woke up though, she was not in the car, she was at home. And it was the next morning.
The blanket that covered her was warm, and the house was cool. She wore jeans, and the tshirt from the night before. First dates were never her thing and she liked feeling more like an instant friend to guys. Dressing like them made it easier. The bed wasn't too warm with her clothes on either. It was that nice time of year where you could just use a blanket and not worry about heating or cooling the house. And this run down "apartment", that was actually a two bedroom house in University Alley in her hometown, was not well insulated.
She had a headache. That's the second thing she noticed after the warmth. The third thing was the pain meds and her filled water bottle on the nightstand. Daisy saved the day.
Having taken the meds and drank some water, she got up and noticed she was in the same clothes as the night before. Holding her head, she walked out her bedroom door into the common room.
"Oh shit," she whispered. There was a man's leg sticking out from under one of the better blankets where he lay sprawled on the couch. Slowly, she inched closer and lifted the blanket. He'd slept in his pants. His shirt was bunched behind him revealing his ever so slightly rounded belly. A man with a dad bod in her house?
"Daisy!" she whispered. "What rando did you bring home?" And why did she have him sleeping on the couch?
Madison walked quietly to Daisy's room and found the door open, nobody in the bed. Nobody in the bathroom either now that she checked. After moving back to the couch, absent-mindedly running her hand across the thin shirt where it covered her small breasts, she took one more look at his body and slowly lifted the blanket to uncover his face.
A sick, sinking feeling came over her.
"Dad!?" She almost yelled this, and he sat straight up on the couch. "Hm? Yeah, heyyy.." he tiredly did finger guns at her before realizing what was actually happening. "Oh good morning. How are you feeling?"
Madison stood stunned.
"How did you get in here? Where did you come from? WHY are you here?" she looked perplexed and incredulous at the same time.
"Oh," he said, "I got your text." Her father reached into his clearly full pocket (of what? she wondered) and got out his phone, opening and showing her the text message she sent to Daisy the night before.
"What?" she said exasperatedly. Then ran into her room to get her phone.
Sure enough, the text message meant for "Daisy", was right there under "Daddy".
"I must have slurred my words and sent it to you instead of Daisy." she said, stunned as she walked back into the room.
"Classic mix up. But I'm happy it was me! I got you out of the car with my spare key, and into the house using your keys, and in bed, safe and sound. Did you take the headache meds? The way you sounded last night told me you might need them."
"Yeah, I took the meds, dad, thank you. I still have a splitting headache, though, so I'll probably sit around here today and feel sorry for myself." She plopped herself down onto the sofa beside him.
"Oh yeah, the guy. Yikes. He ghosted you?"
"Dad, can we not talk about this?"
"Sorry, yeah, I mean no, we don't have to." He stood and turned away to straighten his clothes.
Madison watched him for a second and awkwardly looked away. Luckily he hadn't seen her looking at him while he slept.
"Well look, you're welcome to come back to the house and be miserable. There's a ton of good food, a huge TV for the game later, and all the drinks you want. After all, sometimes a buzz is the best hangover cure."
"No, dad, it isn't and you know that." She laughed and threw a pillow at him, then held another pillow in her lap, moping and closing her eyes to try to get rid of the headache. He laughed too and caught the pillow, then sank back into the couch next to her. His big arm wrapped around her shoulder, their heads pulled together to touch at the forehead.
"There are other guys in the world, you know. You have plenty of time." Letting her go, he sat upright and hugged the pillow in his lap to mimic her.
"I know. It feels horrible at the moment though. Like I'll just be alone with twenty cats or plants or something."
"Ok, promise you won't do that?" he asked playfully.
Madison laughed out loud and her spirit brightened.
"Yeah, ok. Thank you dad."
She sighed and thought for a moment.
"Ok, so I don't know where Daisy is, and this place is depressing right now. Yeah, can you take me home? I'd like that."
He smiled at her, stroked her head, then got up and put his shoes on. "Let's get going then."
Madison gathered clothes, her water bottle, and a bag with a few other things in anticipation of a long weekend, and walked out the door with her father. Her car was in the driveway.
"Did you drive my car back?"
"Oh yeah-" he started. "Put you in the back seat and drove it here. My car is at the bar, let's go there first."
Madison paused thinking a moment.
"Wouldn't someone have been suspicious of you moving a clearly drunk woman around in her car and then driving off?"