I went to the Mall of America because the outlet mall a few miles away didn't have my size in jeans, normally I loath to go to the MOA especially at noon on a Tuesday but things could have been a lot worse. So after a good 30 minutes of trying on blue jeans I found a couple different pairs to buy, while giving the 30ish manager some good natured ribbing. Then I went up to the food court and dropped into my favorite Mexican fast food restaurant. After they completed my order I meandered out to the seating area taking a 4 seat table.
There I was happily eating my burrito bowl and this young lady in her twenties sits down opposite me and says Hello, I return the courtesy and say "400 tables in here and half are empty so obviously we know one another for somewhere".
She responds with yes I met you once about eight years ago. This peaks my curiosity and I say you must have been in your teens, are you a friend of one of my sons?
She responds with a negative, but says her name is Jennifer. Jennifer is very talkative till I finish my meal then pops a question I have never heard so directly before. So would you like to Fuck, especially 10 or less minutes since I first greeted her.
Now if I wouldn't have finished my meal I would have choked to death on her saying those words, but I just stop whipping my face and say "Are you serious?"
She says "Absolutely" and hands me a business card with a address of a place I use to live in on the back with a Apt. Number. She tells me to come over in 25 minutes and I'll let you in.
So 25 minutes after I'm standing outside the door and I'm having a deja vu moment thinking I've been here before, but as soon as it starts it's gone because before I could knock on the door Jennifer has reached her hand out grabbed me by the arm and dragged me into her place.