This is the third installment of a story about my daughter-in-law. You do not need to read parts one and two because I think the story stands alone. However, it might make it more enjoyable if you read the others first.
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"Let me see your tongue. Can you touch the end of your nose with it?"
"What?" I said, thinking what kind of stupid question is that. "When I was younger I could lick my eyebrows." I added with a leer wondering if this extremely attractive woman would grasp my lewd suggestion. I was talking with Catherine McPherson, my daughter-in-laws sister. Cathy and her daughter Anne were visiting from their home outside London. We were all at a party in celebration of my granddaughter Kelly's graduation from High School.
"Well I know that is a physical impossibility, but do you have some other special talent that you can do? Why would Kelly be telling Anne that you have the most talented tongue in all of this wonderful country of yours?"
"What!" was all I could manage to say. It felt like my tongue was tied in a knot. I had a vague idea that Kelly was telling stories out of school, and that she had probably told her cousin about our recent sexcapades. If this was the case I was going to be more than a little pissed at Kelly. "You know young girls...Kelly was probably just pulling Anne's leg or something. I'm sure that what ever it was Kelly was just blowing smoke."
"Getting to know the Penthouse Pet for September of 1984 are you Gramps?" My daughter-in-law Ann said coming up behind me. "Didn't know your sexy daughter-in-law had an even more sexy sister did you? She still looks great doesn't she?"
"She is truly an attractive woman, as are you Ann." I said giving her a hug and just a little discrete pat on her fanny.
"Tell me Ann, why is Kelly telling Anna what a wonderful tongue this man has?" Cathy asked pointing her finger at me.
Turning six shades of red and stammering for an explanation Ann responded by just saying "Ah...ah...ah."
No sense beating around the bush. Cathy was a sexy looking woman and I figured that maybe with a whole lot of luck I might be able to get a little action with her so I blurted out the truth.
"Kelly overheard Ann and I talking awhile back." I said. "Ann had mistakenly given me a blow job, thinking I was her husband, and I had returned the favor out of gratitude. Kelly overheard Ann telling me that nobody in the world gave head better than I did."
"Daaaaaad!" Was all Ann could come up with as she blushed and turned a deep shade of red.
"Don't blame me." I said. "Kelly's the one with the big mouth. I just believe in telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth."
"Like shit! I know you. You're nothing but a dirty old man under that nice guy facade. You're probably trying to figure out a way to get into my sister's pants. Confess up you old fart."
"Me? I'm innocent." I said raising my hands in the air. "Penthouse Pet...Wow!"
"See!" Ann said. "Don't fall for his bull-shit Cathy. I wouldn't be surprised to find out he has gone down on Kelly as well."
"Really! Cathy said as she got a thoughtful look on her face. "Isn't it illegal or at least immoral to have sex with your grand-daughter?"
"Not if she wants it, I responded. "Not that I'm admitting I've done anything you understand."
"You bastard! I knew that little slut would get to you, and you, you have no morals what so ever. You'd fuck Pogo if he'd bend over."
"No I wouldn't, I'm strictly heterosexual. I like tits on my sex partners. Boobs give me something to hang on to. I especially like tits like you and Miss Penthouse Pet here have," I said as I leered at the chests of the two beautiful sisters standing in front of me.
"So, Gramps, you think Mom and Aunt Cathy have nice boobs? How about Anne and me? Ours may be a little smaller, but aren't they just as nice?"
Damn that Kelly has a way of sneaking up and listening in on conversations at just the wrong time, I thought, as I turned saw the two eighteen year old cousins standing behind me. Kelly was tall, like her mom, almost six feet of angular female with breasts that were maybe smaller than her moms, but still a great deal more than a mouth full. Both mother and daughter had long dark auburn colored hair and green eyes that could make you cream your jeans just by looking at them.
Cathy and Anne were three or four inches shorter than their sister and cousin, but had the same dark hair and sexy eyes. From the way their unencumbered breasts moved under their thin tops I could surmise that both were well endowed. Cathy's nipples pushed her shirt out like headlights in a storm, and I was mentally drooling as I contemplated testing their rigidity by biting through the thin fabric with my teeth.
"I can assure you that never in my life have I been surrounded by four more beautiful women than those present." I stammered as I openly ogled and made a conscious effort to control the beginnings of an erection. We were than interrupted by two cars, loaded with screaming and yelling recent high school graduates, pulling into the driveway. Kelly, pulling her cousin along, dashed off to greet her friends. My daughter-in-law and her sister left, leaving me standing by myself, with a hand in my pocket, just watching the world go by.
A little bit later in the afternoon I left with my son Grant to play nine holes of golf and when we got back the graduation party had petered out, so I prepared to take my leave. Kelly came up with her cousin Anne just as I started the engine.
"Anne and I want to come over to your house tonight if it's all right with you? If it is than I'll ask mom."
"Sure, I don't mind. Do you want to ride with me or take your own car?"