Wake up. Head killing me. Expected. Look over. Woman next to me. Unexpected.
Let me give you some context. I'm from NYC but I'm currently in Miami for my cousin's wedding. I have no idea why she chose Miami. We're both from New Jersey and she still lives there, along with most of our family. I'm not a fan of weddings to begin with but multiply that by ten when it's two thousand miles away in an expensive city, my parents couldn't make it, and I'm not particularly close with the rest of my cousins that would be there. I am close to Anna, so, I felt obligated to make the trip. However, that absolutely meant that I would begin drinking the second I got to the hotel.
Now, Anna's dad is a very wealthy man. So, this was a pretty fancy wedding and they really made a whole weekend out of it. They had everyone gather at the hotel bar for drinks. Truth be told, I forgot that was part of the itinerary. I just was luckily on schedule because I had been drinking for three hours by myself before any of them got there. I should say, there was some tension attached to this wedding because Anna's dad had divorced her mom/my aunt less than a year before. In true midlife-crisis fashion, he was at the wedding with a woman twenty years younger than him. I spent the last half hour, or so, before I blacked out listening to her vent about her ex-husband. Frankly, that conversation probably accelerated my progress towards blackout territory.
So, that brings us to my hotel room the next morning. I'm definitely paying for my imbibement. However, it probably saved me from some very mentally taxing conversations. Apparently, at least one of them went well given the woman sharing this bed with me. She's facedown so I can't quite tell who it is. My first thought is that I might have ruined the wedding before it started by banging Anna's fiancΓ©'s very married mother. I could tell she was older. I could tell that she once had an amazing figure but time had added a few extra pounds. That being said, she still looked great. Her big, naked ass was almost directly in my face so I had a pretty good view.
I needed to somewhat gather myself, so, I reached to the night stand for my cell phone. As soon as the screen illuminated, I realized it wasn't my phone. Though, finding my phone was an afterthought as I looked at the screen and saw a picture of Anna...and my aunt.
I've had many mornings where I woke up and swore I was never going to drink again but there was never a morning where I felt that more sincerely. I was trying to figure out some rational explanation as to how we ended up like this but it was pretty clear that the only explanation was that I had fucked my mom's sister. As if I needed more confirmation, I looked under the covers and saw that her black thong was wrapped around my cock.
I couldn't just sit there because I was freaking out. I was very uncomfortable touching her which was ironic given all the different ways I'm sure I had touched her the night before. I gave her the meekest tap on the shoulder, which did not do the trick. One more tap managed to wake her up. I heard a grunt which perfectly represented how I felt when I woke up.
I wasn't sure what to say but just squeaked out, "Good morning."
"Morning," she replied in a zombie-like state. However, when she finally turned around and looked at me, she instantly was jolted back to life. She jumped up and grabbed the blankets to cover up, "What the hell?!?!?"
"I don't know what happened."
She was still clearly trying to gather herself, "Nothing happened! It couldn't have!"
"I wish you were right but," rather than finish the sentence, I just pointed over to the floor so she would see that there were four used condoms sitting in a pile. I then turned back to her and said, "There's also still some whipped cream on your tiβon your breasts."
"Oh my god," she said with a devastated look on your face.
"It's okay."
She gave me an incredulous look, "How could it possibly be okay? Could you imagine if Anna found out about this? Or your mother? Oh my god...your mother," she said as she buried her face into her hands.
"There's no reason anyone needs to find out. It was something that happened while we were drunk. I can get past it if you can."
She thought about it for a second before responding, "Well, I guess we have to get past it. We can't let anyone know about this."
"I definitely won't tell anyone about it. Seriously, don't beat yourself up. This is a stressful weekend for you. You have a lot to deal with for Anna's wedding. On top of that, you were telling me about how much uncle Rich and his new girlfriend were bothering you."
"That's true but it's still no excuse. This is so far past the line, I don't even know how to put it into words. But, yeah, that has definitely been on my mind. Now that you mention it, some things are coming back to me and I remember giving you an earful about it for a while last night. Sorry about that."
"No need to be sorry. Everyone needs someone to vent to. In all honesty, you were saving me as well. I felt a bit awkward in that crowd. You've always been my favorite aunt anyways. I guess I don't really need to tell you that," I said with a smirk while I indicated the messy bed we created.
She giggled at this a bit but seemed to make an attempt at stifling it, "I guess it's a good sign that we're able to joke about it. Although, it might be a bit too soon. I'm glad we at least used a condom. Why didn't you just go for a bridesmaid like a normal guy? Or even better, go for Rich's little slut. Everyone seems to want the newer model. Speaking of which, can you put your shirt on? Those abs are making me feel a bit insecure about my past its prime body."
"What are you talking about? Not to make it weirder than it already is but I was definitely checking you out before I realized who you were. You have a great body," I said this almost as a reflex. I regretted blurting that out as soon as I finished with the sentence. However, she seemed happy to hear me say it. She even appeared to be blushing a bit.
As she asked, I did proceed to put my shirt on. She put her bra on. She looked around a bit before sheepishly asking, "Do you see my panties?"
I was pretty embarrassed to have to grab her panties off of my cock and hand them to her. Thankfully, she just laughed a bit and then put them on. I followed in putting my underwear on.
I got up and walked over to the table to grab my phone. As I unlocked my phone, the videos from my camera roll were already up. There were ten videos from the night before I clicked on the first video and it started with my aunt walking up to the bed and getting on all fours with her panties already off. I then walked up behind her and, without delay, started licking her asshole. Instantly, she started moaning loudly and my volume was up louder than I realized. She noticed the sound, "Why don't you wait until you get back to your room before you start watching porn?"
"It's not porn," I wasn't sure what else to say. So, I just handed her my phone.
The smile on her face quickly want to a look of shock, "I've never had someone do that to me. I've always been curious. Of course, it happens when I can't remember it...and with my nephew," she once again went back into the face buried in hands position.
"That was probably my fault. My ex got me really into that. She loved it and she has a really big butt just like yourβ" I tried to cut myself off, "I guess I should get back to my room."
"Yeah probably," she said, though it seemed like she was thinking about something. I started to gather my things, "Do you mind if I use your bathroom before I go?"
"No, go ahead."
I went into the bathroom and took care of my purpose for going in there. I washed my hands and then I was about to open the door when I heard the door to the room open. I could hear Anna's voice. Terrified, I turned off the light in the room hoping she wouldn't notice anyone was in there.
I could hear Anna say, "Mom, it's been almost a year since the divorce. You said it's been two years since you had sex. You need to get out there and be more social, not just talking to your nephew all night. Unless you're planning to start dating Brandon, you are going to need to venture out a bit more."
Hearing this made my aunt cough a bit and say, "Don't be silly, Anna. I know. You're right. I should be a bit more social but maybe another time. This weekend is about you, not me."
"I'm not saying it has to be all about you, just a little bit. I worry about you. I don't want to go on talking about your sex life but people have needs. More importantly, I don't want you to be alone. I want you to be happy. Promise me you'll try?"
"I promise."
"Okay, thank you. Sorry to barge in on you. I just woke up and was thinking about you. You seemed a bit off last night and I wanted to check on you."
"You don't need to check on me. I'm fine."
"Okay, if you say so. Anyway, we have lunch with Mark's parents at noon. I'll stop by about fifteen minutes before and we'll drive over together."