All you need to know about deliberately exposing your naked, erect cock to your mother, sister, mother-in-law, sisters-in-law, aunts, grandmothers, friends, neighbors, co-workers, and women on the street.
Dick Flashing: The art of exposing oneself without being arrested is not as easy for men to expose themselves as it is for women to expose themselves. Not an easy thing to do, men must make their flashing appear accidental and/or unintentional.
Author's Warning:
Do not try this at home or in public. Repeat, do not try this at home or in public. If caught, you may face shame, embarrassment, humiliation, and alienation from your family and friends. On the negative side, if caught flashing your dick, you may be arrested, face criminal prosecution, and/or face a civil lawsuit. If caught, you may have a criminal record, be imprisoned, face probation, and your name added to the sexual offender, registry list.
On the positive side, however, as long as you don't emulate the dick flashing in this story, reading this story may cause you to have multiple erections. Reading this story may cause you to endlessly masturbate yourself while imagining flashing your naked, erect prick to your family, your friends, your co-workers, your neighbors, and strangers on the street while making your flashes appear accidental. Reading this story may cause you to have multiple, sexual orgasms.
As long as you make your flashes appear accidental and/or unintentional, reading this story may inspire you to flash yourself to women. Reading this story may inspire you to flash your penis to your MILF of a mother, your sexy sister, your MILF of a mother-in-law, your sexy sister-in-law, your aunt, your wife's aunt, your grandmother, your wife's grandmother, and your wife's friends. Unable to control yourself, reading this story may, (gulp), actually cause you to flash yourself to unsuspecting female friends, unsuspecting female neighbors, unsuspecting female co-workers, and to unsuspecting women on the street.
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Author's Note:
This is a true story as told to me by Robert to write. Bob wanted me to get out his message to other men about dick flashing and exposing themselves to unsuspecting women. Even though he knew that many women are exhibitionists, he never knew that many men are exhibitionists, too. An entire underground of dick flashers, men enjoy exposing themselves, too. Alas and unfortunately, even though most men are voyeurs, most women are not. Without a doubt, most men would rather see women naked than there are women who would want to see men naked. Yet, there are always exceptions to every rule.
Nonetheless, whether women are exhibitionists and/or voyeurs, while acting as if they don't know they're exposed, many women enjoy sexually teasing men by deliberately exposing themselves to men. While making their flashes appear unintentional and/or accidental, women enjoy exposing up-skirt peeks of their panties, up-nightgown peeks of their naked pussies, down-blouse views of their bras and cleavage, and down nightgown views of their naked breasts to unsuspecting men. On the flipside of the coin, whether for the shock value or for sexual gratification, and whether women want to see their cocks or not, men enjoy exposing their naked, erect pricks to unsuspecting women.
Not his fault, he wasn't to blame. Robert's flashing started unintentionally. Admittedly, even though Robert's first flash wasn't deliberate, quite by accident actually, he discovered that flashing his penis sexually excited him enough for him to want to continue to flash unsuspecting women his penis again and again. In hindsight, now that he's older, he's embarrassed when recalling all of those shocked, surprised, embarrassed, and/or angered women that he flashed. He's ashamed of all those women that he embarrassed, angered, and/or made to feel awkwardly uncomfortable when seeing his exposed, naked, erect prick.
'I can't believe I did that,' thought Robert. 'How could I do that? Whether accidentally or deliberately, how could I flash my naked prick to my mother, my sister, my mother-in-law, my sister-in-law, my aunt, my wife's aunt, my grandmother, my wife's grandmother, and her entire bridal party? I'm such a pervert. I'm so disgusting,' he thought while angry with himself.
How could he flash himself to unsuspecting women? How dare he flash his naked, erect prick to unsuspecting women? How dare he masturbate when recalling the shocked, embarrassed, angry, or sexually aroused expressions of all the women that he flashed? How dare he want to continue to flash his naked cock to unsuspecting women?
Surprising even himself, never expecting that women would want to see what he was showing, believe it or not but not all women were offended when seeing his naked dick. Hard to believe but true, not all women are sexual prudes. Fortunately, there are as many sluts and whores as there are modestly, moral prudes. Believe it or not, encouraging him to flash, there were some women who wanted to see his naked prick as much as he wanted to flash them his naked prick. With him even flashing a Catholic nun, instead of her looking away, she stared at his naked dick.
"God bless you, my son," she said anointing herself, staring at his exposed prick, and sliding a slow tongue across her holy lips while covering her crucifix that she wore around her neck with her hand.
Encouraging him by not looking away, they were the women who dared him to flash them. They were the women who stared at his prick, touched his prick, stroked his prick, sucked his prick, and fucked his prick when they saw his prick. Opening his eyes to the world of voyeurism and exhibitionism, he had no idea that many women were just as sexually perverted as men. He had no idea that there were as many sexually frustrated women as there were sexually horny men.
Nonetheless, whether his flashing was consensually done or not, he was lucky that he wasn't arrested and charged with indecent, lewd, and lascivious behavior. He was lucky that he wasn't added to the sexual offenders', registry list. Now that he's older and not driven by his hormones, he's able to see his bad behavior as perversely perverted. He's remorseful to all of those women that he disrespected, angered, made to feel uncomfortable, and offended by flashing them what they didn't want to see. Alas, scarring them forever, never could they erase the sight of his naked cock from their minds.
'Please forgive me,' he prayed when silently asking for their forgiveness.
